you may :D

the best way to get on your feet is to get off your ass


my dad

best way to get on your feet is to STOP DRINKING!!!!




MY dad

Whatever you do with your time in Vegas, all I request is that you stay off of the pole.
~My Dad

(Upon hearing that I was packing it up and heading to Sin City)

=)

lol dani

What happen in Vegas stays in in Vegas

~Vegas slogan

lol

It will be ok in the end.
If it's not ok, it's not the end.
Anon.

haha brilliant dani but did you take his advice???

But there comes a moment in everybody's life when he must decide whether he'll live among the human beings or not - a fool among fools or a fool alone.
Thornton Wilder

Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance
William Gaddis

The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at.
~Marilyn Manson

Haha, Cwib...

Well there was this one night...uh, um...well, never mind.
=)

one night only ?? lol

Yeah....
Ah, lest I ruin my ""Mary Poppins" reputation around here...lol.

Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
~Aldous Huxley

It's hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.

~Cinnamon Stomberger

A man's errors are his portals of discovery.

~James Joyce

We design our lives through the power of choices.
Richard Bach

Other people's opinion of you does not have to become your reality.
Les Brown

The logic of worldly success rests on a fallacy-the strange error that our perfection depends on the thoughts and opinions and applause of other men. A weird life it is to be living always in somebody else's imagination, as if that were the only place in which one could become real.


Thomas Merton

He's a bit like a puppeteer because he's playing us all like fiddles.
~Ray Stubbs

If you were in the Brondby dressing room right now, which of the Liverpool players would you be looking at?
~Ray Stubbs

Let me throw something into the boiling point here.
~Ray Stubbs

Rather like a stupid version of that great king of the Danelaw, transmogrified and displaced by 10 centuries and an ocean and bearing particular similarities with his Norwegian nomenclature, with albeit, an inversion of the medial letters - here are some pearls of wisdom from a modern day cnut.

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.
~Donald Rumsfeld

We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead.
~Donald Rumsfeld

We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.
~Donald Bumsmell –on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction

Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.
~Donald Rumsfeld

None of these authors quite top Rumsfeld on the psychopathically stupid score but I'd still gladly see them all injured.

To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god.
~Celine Dion

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want.
~Mark Wahlberg

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rat's milk and dog's milk?
~Heather Mills

Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.
~Madonna

Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help.
~Tom Cruise

Did you write the words, or the lyrics?
~Bruce Forsyth

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
~Dick Cavett

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
~Mariah Carey

Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and without fearing to understand things that clash with their own customs, privileges, or beliefs. This state of mind is not common, but it is essential for right thinking;
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

what does my body have to do with my gratitude?

ani difranco

Ah...you quoted my Ani....lol.
That is a first for me to see somebody else quote her, and yes!...such an amazing song...'Gratitude.'

=)

We have to be able to criticize what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way.
~Ani DiFranco

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up, thats as good as they are going to feel all day.

~ Frank Sinatra.

Irritability is immaturity of character. If you are subject to being cross and unpleasant with others for no apparent reason, you need to come face-to-face with the fact that you are thinking too much of yourself. After all, your feelings are not the most important things in this world.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. ~Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

Daniella
Yes, Ani rocks! I had that line in my head all day yesterday, after I had to deal with some serious douchebaggery at work.
"cause I got better things to do than survive"

:)

FTAO Daniella

Anecdote of the Jar


I placed a jar in Tenessee
And round it was, upon a hill
It made the slovenly wilderness
Surround that hill.

The wilderness rose up to it,
And sprawled around , no longer wild.
The jar was round upon the ground
And tall and was of a port in air.

It took dominion everywhere.
The jar was gray and bare.
It did not give of bird or bush,
Like nothing else in Tennessee.


~Wallace Stevens