Thank you for that, Robbie.
=)

Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?
~Walt Whitman

The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest the most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.

HL MENCKEN

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
~Erica Jong

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
~MARK TWAIN

Nice one, Dani ... its the principal difference between a dog and a female too. Sometimes.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx

"Sin has always been an ugly word, but it has been made so in a new sense over the last half-century. It has been made not only ugly but passé. People are no longer sinful, they are only immature or underprivileged or frightened or, more particularly, sick."
Phyllis McGinley

Thats a good one arabian night & ever so true

"Nothing is so strong as gentleness. Nothing is so gentle as real strength." - Frances de Sales

The faults of a superior person are like the sun and moon. They have their faults, and everyone sees them; they change and everyone looks up to them.
Confucius

The good fighters of old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an opportunity of defeating the enemy.

Sun Tzu

"Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become."

~Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Courtesy while you're thinking what to say. It saves time."

~ Lewis Carroll

"If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world, and that his heart is no island cut off from other lands, but a continent that joins to them."

~Francis Bacon, Sr

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he can collect employment insurance all winter.

LMAO Dark!!

But the world's made of light AND darkness. You can't have one without the other, 'cause darkness is half of everything.
Mickey Mouse



Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Carl Jung

it had to be done ;-p

Give a turbo 5 player affection and I will show you a table 1 player beneath.

Give a turbo 5 player affection and I will show you a table 1 player beneath.

Brilliant...

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead

Denial aint just a river

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
~Robert Frost

The fear of losing makes an inferior mistress to the desire to win

"To a worldly man, a God-intoxicated person will appear mad and he will laugh at him, But to the God-intoxicated man, the worldly appear insane, foolish, misled, blind."
Sri Sathya Sai Baba

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

Steven Wright

I am perplexed.

(Aleister Crowley's last words...and I suspect might be mine, as well)

I think mine will be "what's that smell?"

LMAO!!!! I saw these the other day driving through DC traffic...


Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat.

and

Driver has no cash... He's married.


The Bumper Sticker Gods

Hang on guys. Does age decided by how you post? Ok if it is then: Yo mutter uckers lets git it on, I am da beastie in de crowd, Ifa u da thinking its coolioooo to tek on da main man den is ere. Am 17 n a half and got de rash to cure yer spash.

one chillaxed bro hoe called Hovis

LmPao Panda !!!

haha dan - check out the definiton:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bro+hoe