random items do random things however the randomness of the item depends entirely on how random it is to you
~ Me

It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Man who run behind car get exhausted
~ confucious

"Enjoy every sandwich."
— Warren Zevon

"It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy."

~Daniel Craig

You can't win beacuse I don't want to lose.

Don't be so selfish.

Alex - are you quoting yourself?

the words that come out of my mouth... philosophical stuff aint it?

u think?

do u?

eeeeh ... nope.

dont worry, i didnt expect ur feeble mind to comprehend my great wisdom

sorry Alex ... it was the computer charger that said "no".

u listen to computer chargers.......that says it all

very philisophical, Nelson.

how can you make fun of me....your apu!!!!

Are you guys quoting me with the simpson thread ?? lmao

im glad u find that funny mr doped up bus driver

We're gonna need a bigger boat - Cheif Martin Brody

Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune.
~Noam Chomsky

"For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else."

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Freedom lies in the hope that we need not fail to be humbled.

~Me

How can we die
when we wear a tie?

Emil Cioran

It's not because people started breeding like rabbits. It's that they stopped dying like flies."

~ Nicholas Eberstadt

if there's grass on the wicket lets play cricket

- Cassanova

Do not pursue the past.
Do not lose yourself in the future.
The past no longer is.
The future has not yet come.
Looking deeply at life as it is
In the very here and now,
The practitioner dwells
In stability and freedom.
We must be diligent today.
To wait until tomorrow is too late.
Death comes unexpectedly.
How can we bargain with it?
The sage calls a person who knows
How to dwell in mindfulness
Night and day
"One who knows the better way to live."

- Bhaddekaratta Sutra

Its not important who u kno.....wats important is, wat can u do!!

--Shelton.

ho ho ho... ha ha ha.. i left my bra in my grlfrnds car!!

-- my grlfrnd

Except for that succession of the criminally insane who have enjoyed power since 1945, including the power to do something about it, most of the rest of us poor sheep have been stuck with simple, standard fear. I think we have all tried to deal with this slow escalation of our helplessness and terror in the few ways open to us, from not thinking about it to going crazy from it.

- Thomas Pynchon

if you dont get it when you need it, you'll need it when you get it

(my grandpa on patience)

good day all :)