Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything." - Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
like father like son "Yes, maam? Right here, this lady. No, she! Yes, right, second row. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he? Sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go ahead! I'm, excuse me, I'm very sorry. Go, ah, I, a thousand apologies, go ahead." - George Bush Sr., Former U.S. President, at a press conference
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President
"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
"...NATO and its allies and the United States." - President George W. Bush Jr. (when he was governor), forgetting that the U.S. is in NATO "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." - George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season
"I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents." - George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." - Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor
"And now, will y'all stand and be recognized." - Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day
"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - GLR broadcaster, UK
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer |