bt i would say ev ry one so 3

Noted, Charlie.

my left hand is hurt
i smashed it against the wall
was rivered, again

some hands better left
hitting the wall is smashing
next river flows right

Stupidly I dreamt
A fleeting moment enjoyed
but not to be

RE: everyone.

I'm afraid I'm an ill-bred lower-class ragamuffin who has had the bare-faced audacity to pass himself off as a gentleman of higher breeding and social standing by daring to suggest that the four-syllabled enunciation of the afore-mentioned pronoun is indeed something that a man of my unrefined alveolar ridge functionality and general gutteral loquations might achieve. That I should have made the attempt to replicate in writing, via a strictly defined format, an article of speech I am surely not capable of is tantamount to farce and a scandal such of which the venerable bard Bento must surely view as a disgrace to himself and others of high standing and aesthetic sopistications to which the likes of myself are unable to comprehend. I offer my sincere apologies to Bento and those others who may have entertained the notion, falsely embedded by my own insidious methods, that the one known as BrownTrout is anything other than a base rapscallion; but a primitive and distant relation to the higher echolens of humanity in this world. My spurious pretences to such society and indeed to modes of locution beyond my means are ills to which a period of self-flagellation and mud ingestation will surely cure me. You may rest easy that such attempts to infiltrate modes of thought unbecoming to a man of my common status shall henceforth be met with the strictest level of religious self-restraint.

Yours,

I even bored myself.

You should have written 'should have' not 'should of' in your second sentence. Otherwise, quite a suitable chunk of dribble there, BT. You may have achieved self-boredom, but in doing so have also coupled 'self-flegellation' with 'mud ingestion' for the first time in Forum history. Congratulations on that.

I do hope you realize that my pedantry eminates from humble station also. Me grampy was a coal miner/minor (started young)....etc..

And now...back to our regularily scheduled haiku programming...

It's an honour for you to respond to me. I've edited as per your suggestion and it seems to make much more sense. I left "ingestation" as it makes more sense. I can't be bothered to write a hokku right now about poker as it's frankly quite a boring subject (surely you've noticed this with regards to tfpr forum) but here's one about a dog I wrote when I was 12...

Oh dog, you may bark,
looking for my attention.
I'm not listening

But how many syllables does listening have?

sometimes i feel like
throwing my hands up in the
air, hit quads, AGAIN

I say ingestion
You say ingestation works
Who is listening?

thought this was poker?
yours has nothing to do with this
silly bento boy!

was pot committed
could not fold to trout
my mistake patcy

i will forgive you
since you said it so nicely
now, lets talk poker