A man riding his Harley
was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his
head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said,
'Because you have tried
to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.
The biker
pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I
want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the
enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do
it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take
a little more time and think of something that could possibly
help
mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he
said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women;
I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she
says nothing's wrong, and
how I can make a Woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two
lanes or four on that bridge ? |
