I'm surprised hovis hasn't put one up there already

Lynnie - to quote our good friend B, that deserves a WOOO HOOO!

Sorry, lhw, but Pythagoras had everything to do with it. He was the old guy at the bus stop that nobody ever sees.

wait, what? The answer was : he stuck the broom handle's end in a box???? And then what? Duct tape? And he passed it off as what?
I'm sorry, i lost an eye to this riddle, you're gonna have to give me a better answer.

Blade it's "time" m8

Explains to lefty. Put the pole in the box diagonally and puts lid back on. The length of the pole that can't be seen is deducted from the poles length. Thus it appears he has two items shorter than the maximum length allowed.

But I reckon you are teasing me lol

well done hovis

The ages of a father and son add up to 66. The father's age is the son's age reversed.
How old could they be? (3 possible solutions).

42 and 24, 51 and 15, 60 and 06

hovis
I was talkin about my pic earlier; i was surprised you didn't set it straight already: (mustache, asian-fro, right hand and carnivorous camel breath, though i'm not sure how you'd put the last one in the picture)

Lefty, even I wouldn't draw a moustache on the Mona Lisa.

haha, that's sweet. now draw the damn thing already!

A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U.S.A. Where do bury the survivors? hint:not on the border;0)

i kno

one more

what gets wetter as it drys?

they usually don't bury the survivors, unless they are really annoying...
but even then, it's only from the neck down

very good lefty

A man decides to retire and build his dream house. Searching hi and lo (omaha player) he finally finds the perfect spot. Being newly retired from an office job, he decides that his dream house will have a window in each and every outside wall. He has built his house and moves in. Every morning, he gets up and walks from room to room, looking out each and every window, and marvels that they all face south.

One morning, he is going through his routine, and lo and behold, he spies a bear in his yard. What colour is the bear?

ummm let me see, could it be white? lol

This was a crossword clue I seen many years ago.

Clue: HIJKLMNO

Answer: _ _ _ _ _ (5 letters)

pqrst ?

Here's a riddle.. would love the answer.

How come everytime i folded today my cards came up on the flop..

Twice i folded 2 6 off suit and both times a 2 and a pair of sixes landed on the table..

and then the very next hand i folded 4 and 6 off suit.. and would you believe it.. trip 4s turn up.

So then i finally get some decent cards.. (ish) Ace Queen suited... Do i win.. no, i loose out to a pair of 3s... what a fun day and what a riddle eh...

OK, Lynnie, you are not allowed to say anything anymore. Go do someone else's riddles.




Well done, luv.

eight?

A poker player had a sitting room with only one window in it - a square window, three feet high and three feet wide. Now, he had weak eyes from staring at his monitor, and the window gave too much light, so.....he sent for the builder and told him to alter it, so as to give half the light. Only, he was to keep it square and keep it three feet high and three feet wide. How did he do it?


He was not allowed to use curtains, or shutters, or coloured glass, or anything of that sort.

No to crossword answers so far.......look at it!

Dark he put curtains up?

I got it Hovis

That is a right sneaky one

No curtains, Hovis . But i Got yours

He put a sky light in

DarkStranger, did he build another window outside that one, of the appropriate size?