I've never seen the Two Girls One Cup video

my confession... i dream of lefthandwoman at night.. lord plz help me.

probably best off not seeing it lefty :D

haha Ace. Scary dreams eh?

Deadly, I saw the reaction videos, that was enough to get the gist

I have seen the 2 girls one cup video...

i confess to being bad...having a concience...and regretting being bad

OH heavenly aces above.. it has been many moons since my last confession..

Tonight i bluffed many many times and i'm ashamed to say i got away with it most of the time too.. I profited from my lying and deceitfulness to the detrement of others.

I am truly sorry and i pray that you will find it in your hearts, here in your full house 2 4 give me this terrible crime against your people.

Praise be to Aces and all who chase them

A - men

I confess to playing poker, and not being that good at it.

I also confess to not dreaming about lefthandwoman. :P

Ohhh dear dear lord of poker, I must confess to you now that im starting to lose my trust in you, sadly im always praying you for the holy miracle to come for me which is a royal but since you gave it to me on my 1rst week here, you left me alone and without you I am lost so please give me a sign cause since im thinking that the river is a devil's act and he's mocking me.

Our Dealer, Who art in The Poker Room,
Hallowed be Thy Flop.
Thy River come.
Thy Will be done, on The Board as it is in My Hand.
Give me this day my Royal Flush.
And forgive us our Bluffs,
as we forgive those who Folded against our nutz.
And lead us not into All in,
but deliver us from The Queue.
Amen.

lol...vn damn

Haha, dan that was brilliant!
I'm saying 20 "our dealers" before bed, to atone for my lack of actual poker play.

Ha very good Dan. That's going on a sticky note next to my computer.

I confess to confessing :(

Father Emil forgive me for I have sinned.
The past few days have seen me having having impure thoughts about a bowl of fruit.

I confess to being familiar with the shadow moses incident

LMAO Dan...Amen !!!

I confess that i lie during my real confessions....i am going to hell for sure!!!

Egg, that's a sin as old as Adam, so no worries.

Here's mine for today:
Every time somebody on my tv/computer screen cries, I cry. And I mean every time. (unless it's a pageant queen, I'm somehow immune to their tears)

I found it in my cats mouth, It was warm and unruffled, It had shock and trembled in my hand. The wound to it's back meant it would never taste flight again, yet its eyes were bright and I could feel its small heart beating.

This innocent young fledgling had never tasted life on the wing for long, it's impact on the world was nothing. It's impact on me as I put it to rest was more significant.

I too confess to crying lefty.

I confess to missing a friendly the other night cos I forgot about it and I was watching the cat woman film on TV.

Three hail all-ins and a bluff.

I confess i have no confessions to do.

Sunday:

I love it (x3) when daniella tells people in the complaints and appeals thread to "have a nice day'"

I confess that I... Wait a minute... Are there cameras in here?

I decided I don't want to go to hell, I think I'll go to the beach instead.

Daniella, you have a nice day, too.

lefthandwoman - thanks for that. Makes me feel a whole lot better. Since posting the plums have gone off so bowl of fruit was ruined.

Monday:
I've been obsessed with seeing The Egg's crack since Easter.
So far, no luck, but I will throw down some free poker chips for a papperazo style pic.

I must confess its been 3 days since my last confession. :-(
And ohh yes ive sin my lord :-(
So many to tell father that I dont know where to start......

Ok, lets start with this..

1rst. Im realy sorry to say that I didnt play as much as I do usualy on the site, and I have no excuse for it except sin #2 but Ill try to redemp myself in the next few days I promise.

2nd. I must admit Ive cheated !!! Yes my lord Ive cheated on our great site :-S. And more than once lately. I played real poker for the last 3 days. I know you will say Its 1 of the biggest sin of all but what can I say except that I made it cause I knew I could win money out of it, OUPS!! see sin #3

3rd. Yes father, MONEY !!! REAL MONEY !!! no fake chips :-S Yes there was real stakes and a real dealer....OUPS again... sorry lord im not sayin your 17 apostle who deal the cards on the site are not real but....anyway, I wont put myself in more poop than I am right now with my 3rd sin. But I know that playin with real money at stake is something reprehensive and Ill Repent myself for sure.

4th. I have no choice but to tell you that the demon helped me for sure while I was in the wrong road...Yes my greatness, I got 3 times a set of 6s during the week end and won every1 of them :-S Seems hes more helpfull than you my lord .......... Oh sorry I didnt mean to say that.... Your the best and you know it and I cant question you. But still can I ask If you may....can the pocket 6s be my fav hand for now on or is it a sin again? ... If its not give me a sign.................
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Ok thanks, I think Ill take this has a ok.

5th. and last sin my lord is that I impersonnifite 1 of your great dealer during these days, Yes im sorry to say that I dealt cards and I liked it but Im sure youll understand why I did cause the suspence you see in the eyes of the players when you turn the river is priceless. And youre the 1 in power and make ppl wait for their cards. I know im such a tease but you know me im a sinner and I cant help myself.......


Hail Dealer, Full Over Aces.
The Lord is with threes.
Blessed art thou amongst hands,
And blessed is the fruit of thy dealt, Me.
Holy Dealer,
Dealer of God,
Pray for us Allinners,
Now and at the hour of our Bad Beats.

aaamen

oups!!!!... Sorry youre right lefty i forgot..... amen ... lol

It was nice to get to say, I feel so included :)

lol Lefty youre always included in my post cause I know whatever I write youre gona say something and I cant wait to hear your reply lol

oh, so no pressure ;p