got no confessions.....maybe only the bad ones but cant post here LOL


hi lefthandwoman n danm :)

Hey girl. How 'bout your first celebrity crush?

Hi mane !! glad to see ya !!!

psssstt..... im not sure we can talk lound in here cause its a santuary, at least something like that lol

LHW - my crack's not all it's cracked up to be. Would it be a sin to admit to wanting your hand?

Its ok children, you can talk to hovis he will take care of your confessions.

TheEgg
depends on where you want it ;p

hovis
Behave, I don't want to have to assign you to another thread :D

Tuesday: I had a girl-crush on Winnie Cooper.

How can we confess to the biggest sinner around ?? tell me H .... lol

I ain't confessing nothing, and you can't make me copper. I know my rights. I want a lawyer.

I don't know nothin'.

cuckoo

Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!

Wednesday: I stay up too late and as a result I deeply resent mornings

I confess to reading this thread and find it funny.

Ah, good. Now I can cross "entertaining hovis" off my to do list.

s not how I pictured it though ;p

I'm not sure if drunkenness and debauchery is a sin or a way of life. In order to avoid confusion I am forming a new order called the Drunky Monkyhood.
Members must embarrass themselves through drink and behave in a lascivious manner at least once a week or enter the confessional bar, where the topless barperson will pour a large one whilst you pour out your innermost secrets. I would start a thread, however I have more than a sneaking suspicion that this topic would be deleted within seconds.

We can put a bar in here. Just need you to be the topless bartender and we'll be set.

Thursday: I'm a sucker for musicals, as my West Side Story quote shamelessly evidenced.

I am proud to announce that I didnt sin, since my last confession!!

At least no poker sin, the real life sin doesnt count.....I think ???

LHW. I quite like the idea of the bar. I envisaged something like this. What do you think????

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Egg !!!!!!! thats too funny !!!!

By the way nothing is free in this world, so am i !!!! lol

OK Folks - the first batch of interviews have been going well so please put your hands together for the first staff intake.

Hovis has been installed as house manager and this is the team:

Any applications must be made in writing and be accompanied by a valid photo. Attire optional

holy lol.
Attire is sooo not optional. But maybe we should change the name to Drunken Monkeys instead, since poo flinging is a much more likely activity than prayer.

I like that my drink is green and I call dan "buster". That sounds just like me :)

lolol. I like the way you're trying to get visual verification of Dan's chromosone balance

LMAO... great workk... But my only complaint... Bauldy needs to get his hand off my arse. ty..
Lmao wd egg

Eggy m8 - you are an evil genius - great pic, bro.

yeah, that too. From the way I'm grinning, I seem to have gotten my verification =-D

Panda - the holy family of Drunky Monky will be eternally grateful for your contribution mate

lmao Eggman - where did you get that pic of me and my little bro petitpanda?

WTF? Egg lmao m8, how u get my pic?