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What if He/She has a last wish??

 
Author jhoyken
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#1 - Posted: 19 May 2009 23:05 - Edited by: jhoyken
Hello guys
I'm just curious hahaha but dont know if your interested bout this...
We all in the internet and can make friends in it maybe this topic is different but just curious what you all think and opinions bout this..

The situations

We all can make friends, best friends, boy / girl friend, in the internet or here in the poker site. What if that friend is about to die and ask you something like "Can I see you personally for my last wish before I die?" What would you do? I know some of us not rich or cannot afford the expenses but just what if he / she asked you? What would you do? What would you say? How would you react?
Author GreatestPlayer
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#2 - Posted: 19 May 2009 23:43 - Edited by: GreatestPlayer
Depends where he/she lives.
If he/she lives in Vegas i would've gone, but not so much if the person lives in the Middle East or so...
Author ynot12
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#3 - Posted: 20 May 2009 01:39
lol gp. woohoo! a funeral in vegas
Author lefthandwoman
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#4 - Posted: 20 May 2009 02:01
nope

cold, i know
Author lefthandwoman
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#5 - Posted: 21 May 2009 13:47
Hey! where did you get that pic?! I thought all my wet bra pics had been destroyed!

and if you wanted to show me your crack on your deathbed, you know I would swim on over
Author PandaFlesh
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#6 - Posted: 21 May 2009 14:42
princess28 emailed me this one ... its a classic and fits in on this thread:


A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, 'Nope,
sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie.
So. what'll it be?'
The woman did not hesitate. She said, 'I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other
And I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa.
It will bring about world peace and harmony.'

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, 'Lady, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not
THAT good! I don't think it can be done.

Make another wish and please be reasonable.'

The woman thought for a minute and said, ' Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
faithful. That is what I wish for ... a good man.'

The genie let out a SIGH, rolled his eyes and said,

'Let me see the effing map again
Author AceFull
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#7 - Posted: 21 May 2009 15:17
Jhoy.. honestly I woud say no ... no matter the situation... but i never said i was dieing geez... lol
Author TheEgg
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#8 - Posted: 21 May 2009 16:47 - Edited by: TheEgg
Left handed woman
Bullet-like nipples stand proud
Screw, I'm cross threaded
Author lefthandwoman
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#9 - Posted: 21 May 2009 17:40
teehee

nice haiku
Author TheEgg
Forums Member
#10 - Posted: 21 May 2009 19:44
nice haiku say you
But you must praise yourself now
for you inspire me

My crack is your goal
And I am at a loss why
you do but am pleased
 
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