What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed? .......I grab my wife for a cuddle .. haha she thinks she can escape me by getting out of bed first (we're like Pepe le Pew and Penelope the cat).
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?........my gym equipt and punch bag in my garage - coz I haven't used them for months.
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like _________. .............King Louie from the jungle book or if its a slow dance, a womble.
What two words describe your lifestyle? ........cuddle fest.
What comes to ya mind when i say 'something warm n moist' ? ...... yeah okay, lets run with the cheesecake thing lol - or maybe an australian lamington ... or maybe custard pie if its heads up on the treasure trap table.
How many keys are on your keychain? .........8
What is your favorite thing about the beach? ......beaches near Edinburgh aren't warm, but they are chilled out and I love them ... chasing my 5 yr old daughter and my 8 yr old son and wife with water pistols is always a brilliant laugh.
If you were invisible, where would you go?...... Emil's computer so I could see the MOD forum chat and transfer all my circa 1.7m chips from my 11 names all to PandaFlesh
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?.......The Killers - human or lady gaga - pokerface
What color looks best on you? .....black and white, of course!!
What's new? ....... latest book its by a Glaswegian 'psychic barber' called Gordon Smith.
Why are you here right now? ......cos I work from home doing accounts for small businesses and don't want to number crunch all day.
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?......I'd leave it blank and say it was an social comment on the state of emptiness and greed in the world today ... I'd call it a banker's bonus.
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control? ....Bono - I'd change all his tax affairs to make him actually pay some.
If U can be in another place rite now, where woold U be?....Brisbane, Oz (lived there until I was 14 yrs old) in a sleepy seaside town that's never changed. Awesome place.
Whats ya most fav sport?........tennis - before the kids came, used to play it like I play poker now (a lot) - in a big club I used to make it to the men's doubles finals most years. Worst sport is golf -- its sooo boring: especially when you are fielding, hehe.
Coffee, Tea or ..........coffee - its supposed to be good for your brain - so 4 or 5 mugs a day are alright. I usually have 2 or 3 per day and feel like I should have more, lol.
What dont they teach U in school or college?.....they don't teach you that you should complain about some teachers that are sub-standard - I had a biology teacher that was always leaving the room; in later years to find out that he was an alcoholic just hiding in a cupboard drinking whisky. Go Scotland, lol.
Whats in ya wallet?.....credit cards, receipts, money and zoo membership.
If u gonna have a tattoo, which part of the body would it be?....years ago, a mate that I knew from karate had a huge, vibrant Yosemite Sam cartoon character holding 2 guns blazing tattoed on one buttock - he'd flash it all the time when he was out in Newcastle (where he lived) - when I visited and went out on the lash with him, girls would point at him and say "I've seen your ass". I was so jealous.
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