sand = sang ^^^

Its true Paul....there's no other explanation for the layer of grey suede thru-out the house! ;P


maneq....Kelly Clarkson sings the song

Pami

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed? put on some clothes so I can walk the pupsWhat is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own? nothing
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like _________. poultry in motion
What two words describe your lifestyle? laid back
What comes to ya mind when i say 'something warm n moist' ? chocolate chip cookies, right out of the ovenHow many keys are on your keychain? 4 got rid of everything not neededWhat is your favorite thing about the beach? sun
If you were invisible, where would you go? the white house. I want to see what's really going onWhat song do you keep hearing over and over again? it depends
What color looks best on you? blue
What's new? not much
Why are you here right now? why not?If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint? flowers
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control? i'll start with mine, after that we'll seeIf U can be in another place rite now, where woold U be? on my motorcycle, riding in the mountains
Whats ya most fav sport? bicycle racingCoffee, Tea or ..... gin and tonicWhat dont they teach U in school or college? logic and reason
Whats in ya wallet or purse? all kinds of crap
If u gonna hav a tattoo, whcih part of the body woold it be? butt
I am ______________- licious ! delovely and de

cuckoo

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?....check what time her hubbie comes off nightshift
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?....my leopardskin codpiece ...wtf was i thinking?..my tortoiseshell one is better
Fill in the blank; When I dance, .....I look like a **** (see question 5)
What two words describe your lifestyle?....live and learn
What comes to ya mind when i say 'something warm n moist' ?...can't say it...(see answer 3)
How many keys are on your keychain?......none...no locks in gegs life
What is your favorite thing about the beach?...watching fat people parasailing
If you were invisible, where would you go?....the queens toilet
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?......kumbaya
What color looks best on you?....flesh
What's new?.....zealand
Why are you here right now?.....cos mummy and daddy forgot to take precautions
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?....erm ...probably the canvas
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?....the scarecrow in the wizard of oz
If U can be in another place rite now, where woold U be?.....gillygillyossenfeffercastanellabogun by the sea
Whats ya most fav sport?....wenching
Coffee, Tea or .....horlicks
What dont they teach U in school or college?.....tax evasion
Whats in ya wallet or purse?.......no wallet...arse pocket and strictly cash...
If u gonna hav a tattoo, whcih part of the body woold it be?....i have one already on my bottom....homer simpson saying "doh"
I am basically matter that will fester,rot and burst when i croakilicious !

lmao gegs

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?.....roll
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?.....a bong thats a willy
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like ...... a tit
What two words describe your lifestyle?......family and thc, i mean tlc
What comes to ya mind when i say 'something warm n moist' ?.....pie
How many keys are on your keychain?.....4
What is your favorite thing about the beach?.....scenery :)
If you were invisible, where would you go?.....wherever i wanted 2 :)
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?.....i want to break free by queen
What color looks best on you?.....green
What's new?.....every minute
Why are you here right now?.....filling in this :)
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?.....my kids ( in a field of green )
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?.....president of u.s
If U can be in another place rite now, where woold U be?.....space
Whats ya most fav sport?.....football ( soccer )
Coffee, Tea or .....tea
What dont they teach U in school or college?.....life
Whats in ya wallet or purse?.... dont carry one
If u gonna hav a tattoo, whcih part of the body woold it be?..... my arm
I am chronic- licious !

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
Get back in

What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?
Whatever my boys left lying on the floor.

Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like _________.
A muppet on speed

What two words describe your lifestyle?
Flying by the seat of my pants (flying pants, in two words)

What comes to ya mind when i say 'something warm n moist' ?
Honestly, my dirty mind is male and thought "I'll just be in and out"

How many keys are on your keychain?
Not sure

What is your favorite thing about the beach?
The dirty old men in speedos

If you were invisible, where would you go?
Invisibles anonymous

What song do you keep hearing over and over again?
Whatever it is, I tune it out.

What color looks best on you?
Skin color with red stripes

What's new?
My attitude

Why are you here right now?
I ask myself that question all the time

If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?
An egg sitting on a wall ;p

Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?
My banker

If U can be in another place rite now, where would U be?
Dutch grocery store

Whats ya most fav sport?
Whichever one serves the best food

Coffee, Tea or .....
Caramel Frap, or sweet, green iced tea

What dont they teach U in school or college?
How to stay away from message boards when you're delirious with fatigue

Whats in ya wallet or purse?
My netbook, two books (Jane Austen and Rick Riordan), orange tic tacs, cash, magic swipey card (for work)

If u gonna hav a tattoo, whcih part of the body would it be?
Marvin the Martian pushing a lawnmower down my bikini-line

I am ______________- licious !
dorky

btw lmao @ I'd call it a banker's bonus and poultry in motion

pshank: Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like a penguin.


... LMAO, bro.

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed? walk
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own? my 2004 calander
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like ________. a person who can dance
What two words describe your lifestyle? boring and adventure packed!
What comes to ya mind when i say 'something warm n moist' ? cement
How many keys are on your keychain? none
What is your favorite thing about the beach? the sand
If you were invisible, where would you go? if i told you that the next time im invisible you would find me.
What song do you keep hearing over and over again? god save the queen
What color looks best on you? caucasian
What's new? the bible
Why are you here right now? have yet to find that answer
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint? a picture
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control? god's
If U can be in another place rite now, where woold U be? photocopying
Whats ya most fav sport? watching the stars
Coffee, Tea or ..... electricity
What dont they teach U in school or college? how to read
Whats in ya wallet or purse? tumbleweed
If u gonna hav a tattoo, whcih part of the body woold it be? brain
I am ______________- licious ! demo

well i screwed that one up lol :)

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed? aww do i have to get out of bed
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own? Barry Manilow CD lol
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like _________.I'm getting electricuted
What two words describe your lifestyle?wel edumacated
What comes to ya mind when i say 'something warm n moist' ?my swamp
How many keys are on your keychain?5 but I only use 2
What is your favorite thing about the beach?going home, I prefer swamps
If you were invisible, where would you go?to any of TFPR tables that Petie is on to take her chips
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?Highway To Hell
What color looks best on you?Blue
What's new?not much, whats new with you
Why are you here right now?is there really somewhere else to be
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?I cant paint, but I do a mean crayon drawing
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?I'm having trouble controlling my own right now
If U can be in another place rite now, where would U be?sunny Queensland
Whats ya most fav sport?Aussie Rules Football followed closely by Golf
Coffee, Tea or .....me
What dont they teach U in school or college?How to tell good girls from bad.( I prefer bad) :P
Whats in ya wallet or purse?credit card and moths
If u gonna hav a tattoo, whcih part of the body woold it be?already got'em
I am ______________- licious !Golden De

What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own? Barry Manilow CD lol


hey Johno ... you left out the hairbrush you use to sing along to bazza with.

Hey bro, if you remember from my pics, I dont actually own a hairbrush.

lol who said anything about brushing hair?

...

Heyyyyyyyyy swampster...leave my chippies alone!! I need all of them...ALL of them I tell you!!!!!

Petie ;)

You can have my chips, Swamps.






Both of 'em! LOL

Peee





Esss

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
look for my pillow
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?
peanut butter
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like _________.
like i have a rash
What two words describe your lifestyle?
human eater
What comes to ya mind when i say 'something warm n moist' ?
shoes
How many keys are on your keychain?
3 and a half
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
getting known with bra sizes
If you were invisible, where would you go?
porn-producing studio
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?
take out the garbage now!
What color looks best on you?
vanilla
What's new?
2002 mini-van
Why are you here right now?
because i'm invisible
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?
Jesus running
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?
the "river" in a poker hand
If U can be in another place rite now, where woold U be?
in hell
Whats ya most fav sport?
throwing stuff on my neighbors backyard
Coffee, Tea or .....
iced cold bleach
What dont they teach U in school or college?
how to fart quietely
Whats in ya wallet or purse?
criminal ticket
If u gonna hav a tattoo, whcih part of the body woold it be?
belly button
I am ______________ridicu- licious ![/i]

Dan, it's officially your turn now

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
Light a smoke :-S I know its bad but hell its my only vice lol ;-)
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?
Myself ( when i am single, cause you know when you're engage you cant own yourself lol
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like an
elephant, not cause im bad dancer but cause I take all the floor to dance.
What two words describe your lifestyle?
Lazy and workholic, lazy at home and a beast at work
What comes to ya mind when i say 'something warm n moist' ?
Cant answer this 1 (family site)
How many keys are on your keychain?
Cant count that far lol
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
The sea ??
If you were invisible, where would you go?
Everywhere !!!
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?
Imagine by John Lennon (by choice)
What color looks best on you?
Green, fits my eyes (at least thats what ive been told) lol
What's new?
This thread ? unless nothing much but for you everythiong must be new cause you dont know the olds about me lol
Why are you here right now?
Cause its 2:20am and I'm in the forum usualy at this hour
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?
something abstract
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?
Other poker players when I play for real money lol
If U can be in another place rite now, where woold U be?
In Vegas, always dreamed to try some tourneys with real great pro poker players
Whats ya most fav sport?
Hockey
No Coffee, no Tea just coca cola
What dont they teach U in school or college?
These days, its how to be polite and kind with ppl cant beleive how young guns act with each other!!
Whats in ya wallet or purse?
Me, in the world we live in today everything you are is in your wallet, for the society you're just a # and cards
If u gonna hav a tattoo, whcih part of the body woold it be?
I already have 1 on my shoulder and its a scorpion
I am danmlicious !

I know you were expecting something realy funny here mannequinne but i thought it would be more interesting if i would answer it for real. but if you ask me i could do another with a little danm touch lol

And by the lefty how did you know I was going to be the next to post?? .......and LMAO at all your answers, especialy the egg on a wall lol

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
Fart
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?
Casio keyboard that lights up when played
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like _________.
someone trying to get their nob out of a tree
What two words describe your lifestyle?
Strangely normal
What comes to ya mind when i say 'something warm n moist' ?
English real ale
How many keys are on your keychain?
The people in white don't let us have keys - or chains
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
Hunting for WW2 landmines by stamping my feet, putting my fingers in my ears and shouting boom! (Usually gets me a nice generous space to lie out)
If you were invisible, where would you go?
I thought I was
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?
How to save a life (acoustic version) - The Fray
What color looks best on you?
Not bothered about the colour as long as she has nice jugs
What's new?
potatoes
Why are you here right now?
because you lot make me smile
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?
My living room. Wouldn't take as long as the real thing
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?
The queen. I don't think she knows how it feels to giggle at nothing
If U can be in another place rite now, where woold U be?
Just getting out of bed - I need to fart
Whats ya most fav sport?
Mixed belly boxing
Coffee, Tea or ..... Silly question .... hic!
What dont they teach U in school or college?
Work hard or work smart - you have a choice
Whats in ya wallet or purse?
Business cards collected from phone boxes
If u gonna hav a tattoo, which part of the body woold it be?
I'd have a W on each cheek so that when I bend over people would say WoW
I am ______________- psychotilicious !

lmfao

lmao senor egg....that was really entertaining ;)


hi lefty :) .......can i know ya name pls ;)....dun like to call ya lefty lol


Posted: 27 May 2009 15:39 - Edited by: lefthandwoman
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What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
Get back in


LOL ^^^^^ya a lazy bum :D



Posted: 28 May 2009 02:41 - Edited by: danm97
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What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
Light a smoke :-S I know its bad but hell its my only vice lol ;-)....unquote

yea rite LOL ^^^^^


I know you were expecting something realy funny here mannequinne but i thought it would be more interesting if i would answer it for real. but if you ask me i could do another with a little danm touch lol.......unquote

no worries i got another thread coming up soon esp jest for ya senor dan......bet u goin to hav fun with that one....cant weave another new thread yet cos i will get banned for floooding LOL

LOL mane cant wait to see it lol !!!

ohhh and by the way you ask lefty her real name but whats yours?

i am danni.......nice to meet U senor dan :)

btw how come ya not in bedland LOL

its 4 .45 pm here.....wats ya time over where u at ?

manequinne
you can call me Bob :)

The sequel !!!
What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
Look who's still in the bed !!
What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?
Pee Wee's picture on my wall !!
Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like
An Egg roling on the floor.!!
What two words describe your lifestyle?
"Poker" "Room"
What comes to ya mind when i say 'something warm n moist' ?
TripleX's seat after his 46 hours non-stop play !!
How many keys are on your keychain?
17 for each door of the pokerroom
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
You can bring a laptop to play poker !!
If you were invisible, where would you go?
In the MOD's forum !!
What song do you keep hearing over and over again?
Poker face by Lady Gaga
What color looks best on you?
Still green for the color of the tables !!
What's new?
The pot limit omaha and the lates MOD is swampy !!
Why are you here right now?
Addiction !!
If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?
A bunch of nuts poker players !!
Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?
Emil's mind
If U can be in another place rite now, where woold U be?
You know this 1 if Im not in the forum Im at the tables !!
Whats ya most fav sport?
These days poker is considarated a sport I think !!
Coffee, Tea or Still Poker
What dont they teach U in school or college?
How to bluff !!
Whats in ya wallet or purse?
All my IDs passwords !!
If u gonna hav a tattoo, whcih part of the body woold it be?
On my forehead and it would be sayin "I am not bluffing!!"
I am Chippylicious !

Posted: 28 May 2009 04:56
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manequinne
you can call me Bob :)<<<<<<short for Bobbi (as in Bobbi Brown) ?


Lmao dan......u really awesome!!!....this the best profile so far ....luvin it ;)

Glad you enjoyed it Danni !!

its 5:13 am here still awake like every nights lol goin to bed soon lol
Btw where you from I know youre not from saturn like you said cause they have more than 24 hours a day there lol ;-)