If you can remember...

When was the last time you took a day of from here?

I joined in January and have not had a day off since then..

Do we need to start up a freepokerroom addicts annoymous?

we need ... 12 step programme ...

1. Admit we were powerless over TFPR — that our lives have become unmanageable.

2. Come to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity - Hovis.

3. Make a decision to turn off msn.

4. Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of our forum posts.

5. Admit to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our bingo playing.

6. Stop going allin on the first hand of a tourney.

7. Humbly ask the poker gods to only show you the refund button when at a toruney table.

8. Make a list of all persons we have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all - even rebuyers we have abused.

9. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so might endanger your chip stack.

10. Continue to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it - unless its while being interviewed by peewee.

11. Seek through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with the PokerGods by praying only for royals and str8 flushes.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we then only play the 7 card stud table ... so if the first 11 steps didn't work ... that surely will.

I dont think I missed a day in the first 6 months after coming here, but then I found out about the secret door in the bookcase. Now I can come and go as I please. Mwahahahaha

Panda.. thats fantastic..


but surely step 12 is a bit harsh

I know bluffy - but its tough love buddy.

I'm scared

I'm scared

ok i have one ,easy step to getting over your addiction
but its gonna take you a mere 12 years of your life.


it involves total isolation in a dimly lit, four walled room which will contain only a deck of cards.
i can assure you that after spending these 12years , with nothing to do but play cards ,you will never want to see this site again.

trust me ,it worked for P. Bush

WHAT ?????? You cwazy Panda ??

One step was too much for me, so can you imagine how can i go through 12 step !!???

Im a desesperate case and I know it and every1 knows it so why should I try in vain ?? lol

Im addicted and proud of it and sometimes when i dont feel like playin like right now im addicted to the forum.

NOT MY FAULT !!! Tell manequinne and Lefty to stop creating new cool thread and maybe just maybe I can heal lol

i avoid this thread because i don't have a problem

You sure lefty ?? ;-P

Panda:

Impossible. i´d rather walk on flames.


Great tho, m8. ur so rite.

Lmao

cheers Jot ... but hey when you play omaha, its also like walking on flames, surely? It seems everytime I get my hopes up with an ace high flush or a fullhouse, I'm always beaten with something a bit better.

... its enough to make you want to give up .....


... NOT!!!!!


lololol coz on the next hand you win with a crumby 2 pair.


Omaha is a cruel mistress.

Posted: 27 May 2009 21:30 by bluffmaybe
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If you can remember...

When was the last time you took a day of from here?

I joined in January and have not had a day off since then..

Do we need to start up a freepokerroom addicts annoymous?



i wasnt addcited.. ....stopped for a few mths then back for a week then disappeared for a few mths.......a long break LOL but now i am addicted to forum !!!!....its danm97's fault lol

He is a bad influence Dani, better not get under the influence of Danism. Mind you dani and dan sounds good, bit like Bill ans Ben the flowerpot men.

Hello children, the Gardner has gone for his lunch and whats that stirring in the flower pots? Ohhh it's our friends Dani and Dan, ones a lass and ones a man. What adventures will they get up to today I wonder?................Well children i have to go, but we look in tomorrow to see if they have cleaned the forum or as usual, caused havoc bye bye

Lmao H !!!

Havoc ?? you aint see nothing yet m8 !!! lol