haven't seen him around lately.

Hope he's not still snapping about that 'sexy beast' comment...

he's currently undergoing aversion and ECT therapies in an effort to subdue his urge to dip into egg

lol
lol
still
lolling

you're in rare form...you're after my trophy, aren't you?

Now come on Lefty..let poor hovis go......your so cruel..hehehe!!

Yes lefty I kidnaped him two days ago and the ramsom is 14 millions chips high and you can only rely on manager1 to pay it !!!

Now find manager and tell him to pay within the next 48 hours or ill push Hovis off a wall !!!!!!

I am afraid that hovis had a baking "I said BAKING" problem of oven sized proportions and had a moderation fit.

But rest assured that when the men in white coats have finished needing him he will rise to the occasion and return lightly golden brown all over and steaming hot inside.

... Lefty - I was worried too, so I contacted the 'authorities': they told me not to worry; that, since his amazing last league performance, Graham is still "on a roll" ... here is the evidence:


Hovis Best of Both Rolls 6 per pack [ 99p (16.5p each) ]

Product Description

6 White Rolls with all the Wheatgerm Goodness of Wholemeal

At Hovis we recognise the power that good food has to give you health and vitality.Even the name Hovis comes from the Latin Hominis VIS, meaning 'strength of man'.

Hovis Best of Both has the taste, texture and look of a white roll plus all the wheatgerm goodness of wholemeal. Wheatgerm is the very heart of the wheat and is packed with nutrients including vitamins E, B1, B6 and Riboflavin

As well as the added wheatgerm, our special blend of flour includes some wholemeal flour made from the whole of the grain, giving it more natural goodness and fibre than standard white flour. And at Hovis we don't use any artificial preservatives or flavourings in our breads.

shhh dimps, i told you to keep that pic safe! what kind of sidekick are you?

... oh and dimples ... LOL!!!! your post nearly made me spit out my coffee .

phew, panda..thanks for checking
Turns out a little hovis is good for you after all :0

LOL dimples

i think he is busy lefty

hi pandalicious ;)

hi the mane-quintessential one.

I have it on good authority that Hovis will be returned to us very shortly

lol panda sorry but i'll let lefty eat some hovis and stick to the kind of bread we have here in montreal lol

Lmfao, you are all so mad but adorable. I am kinda busy at home and work right now but here for the league, will get back to taking the peee out of all that posted. You just put a big smile on my face x

I'd like to report a hovis sighting...

miss your presence, loaf

wow Eggy what a pic - brilliant!!!

... imagine if The Egg teamed up with Pee Wee .... we'd all be in severe trouble then.

one question - how do we know that was the real hovis that just posted ... maybe it was just to soften us up before the ransom demands start?

oh snap! I hadn't thought of that. We need to ask him a question only the real hovis could answer.

hovis we waiting to read ya profile so pls hurry LOL

Egg+Peewee =

he is in the back of the warburtons bread van last seen heading toward dover for the channel tunnel

If you look at hovis's msn tagline - it says varnishing. I think it was a typo and he meant vanishing ........................ spooky music to fade out ........................

Oh and lefty Quote .............. you're after my trophy, aren't you?
You are the trophy ................. scary music to fade

oops lefty I thought this was the pic i had to keep safe.....ummm does this mean hovis is now privy to our secret den??

Dimps and I thought it was just me and you and a deserted pokerroom

awww egg....i didnt know u cared..............LMAO




Sorry...I saw this and just couldnt resist....red dress...familiar?..

He's hiding in the bread bin again crafty git

hahahahahahahaha..dont..hahahahahaha..lay.hahahahahahahahaha..eggs..hahahahahahahaha

heh hehe

haaah

It's time to take that dress to the dry-cleaners; I think you got yolk on it.