............................................All Rise !!!..........................................

The courtroom is open !!

Here we're gona settle things goin on in the Poker room !!

Each case will be heard and judged !!

All accused will be defended by an attorney. If the defender have not enough chips to afforth one, he/she will be appointed a public defender. No defender will be alloyed to defend themself. Only the one who make the accusation will be allowed to work on his case. But the accusation will have to be solid and and witness will be ask.

We will have a judge for each case and he/she take is own judgement to see if the case needs to have a jury of simply do the job himself.

This is not another complaints & appeals thread by the way !!! So serious buisness must be left outside.

Heres a couple of example for some case.......
-Too many all in pre flop.
-Too many hours spend on the site.
-He's my men but he flirts with another member.
-Chat too much at tables so nobody can express themselfs.
-Too many fold during a tourney.
-etc...
Let your imagination do the rest....

Submit your accusation and you'll be heard and the legal proceding will be taken.

And once again guys please keep it clean !!!

lmao u not in bed ....why u here so early lol

I hereby accuse the quintessential manequinne of starting too many fun threads ... and juding by this one and the photo album ... I accuse the van-dan-mage of that too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello jury.

I come to you a broken man, i seem to be getting scorned for my recent actions.
Personally i feel as though i have done nothing wrong.
Let me explain.

I am a 37 year old man, last night i was in the shower.
The door opened and in walked my grandmother, she was BUTT NAKED.
She stood next to me and said ''do you mind if i shower with my favorite grandson..?''

Well at first i was shocked, but then i felt rather comfortable with the sharing of the shower with my granny. I mean we are related.

Mind you when she suggested that i wash her back it did feel rather strange. (no i am not related to Norman bates)

Am i guilty of any crime....?

ok i am leaving this site for gd lol

no pee wee I think you are both still "clean" - remember what happened to little red riding hood though ... better check for ID next time.

MMMMMMMMMMMMM, maybe it was my grandad then,...

NOW THAT WOULD BE WIERD

[i][/i]Too many all in pre flop.
-Too many hours spend on the site.
-Chat too much at tables so nobody can express themselfs.
-Too many fold during a tourney.

please explain what is wrong with the above?????

i][/i]Too many all in pre flop. over ruled
-Too many hours spend on the site. this case has been thrown out
-Chat too much at tables so nobody can express themselfs. what??
-Too many fold during a tourney.I hate that... all convicted must spend 23 hrs of the day cleaning hovis's toes.

all convicted must spend 23 hrs of the day cleaning hovis's toes.
I think he just got them varnished, too

poker is poker. if you go all in all the time, 1st hand, you play it every day, chat lots, fold???
wtf? is this not allowed in poker?

wb lefty......me goin to bed now......i rest my case lol

gaz2002

I want to press charges against gaz2002 for misunderstanding the general gist of this thread.
There was a squeecky hammer clearly posted by the door; that should been a clear enough indication to anyone as to the serious seriousness of this thread

also, I want to turn myself in for not knowing how to spell sqeecky at such a crucial moment

mane: Bed ??? lol

Pandalisious: Think we got case #000000001 & #000000002 started so keep in touch for the procedure. lol P.S.: Thanks for picking me has 1rst victime of my own thread. lol

PeeWee: Speachless m8 !! lol you look like the kind of guy who will steal a candy from a baby and then go to the police station to report himself lol

gaz & ace: Did I offended some bingo players ?? lol its only exemple that no1 will take and this should be taken on a 2nd degree. Peace !!

gaz: m8 its only for fun read above its not complaints and appeals m8

Lefty: You got case #000000003 on his way hun lol....But you sure you want to accuse yourself for such thing tho ?? lol I need a second report from you on that. lol

dan, if it please the court I would like you to represent me.
If you want chips, I got cheetos, but otherwise you can have my collection of m&ms with your face on them (My danm&m collection).

LMFAO! @ all of you! Genius!

"collection of m&ms with your face on them (My danm&m collection)."

Hilarious!

Pee Ess

Lol Danm another idea :-)

lmao was only a joke m8

i no danm97 m8, not trying to cause a argument. dont want a conditional discharge or out. (had a few of them in my time lol) also i think LHW should be punished for talking too seriously seriousness lol.

Lefty 1.1: danm&m collection !!! lmao !!!

Lefty 1.2: Has for your case, It will be my pleasure to take your defense. But look likes another press charge against you now !! lol Has for the fee, its gona be a good exchange of procedure, cause I need a lawyer too so ill need you to take my case seriously (not) lol

Ace: I know m8 my seriousness was to make you break the law and have a new case for the courtroom lol

gaz 1.1: Your case need to be defended !! So find an attorney for yourself or one will be appointed to you. lol

gaz 1.2: Your accusation on lefty will be taken seriously and no escape for her !! But since im her lawyer now, Ill need you has witness. lol

I accuse the van-dan-mage of falsifying his identity to attempt to enter an under 18 poker challenge that will never happen.

Sir, how do you plea?

Case 000000001: Panda vs the defender manequinne....Accusation: Too many funny thread, attorney for manequinne still to be found.

Case 000000002: Panda vs the defender danm....Accusation: Too many funny thread,danm will be defended by lefty

Case 000000003: Lefty vs the defender gas....Accusation: misunderstanding the general gist of this thread,attorney for gas still to be found.

Case 000000004: Lefty vs the defender lefty ??? anyways lol.....Accusation: knowing how to spell sqeecky at such a crucial moment, Lefty will be defended by danm

Case 000000005: gas vs the defender Lefty....Accusation: talking too seriously seriousness, Lefty will be defended by danm.

LOL Pandalicious !!!

You'll have no words from me until I see my attorney!! lol

manequinne: could you be my attorney for that case....pleaaaaaaassee!! ;-)

Here by the way I accuse Pandalicious of making too many accusation lol

Case 000000006: Panda vs the defender danm....Accusation: falsifying his identity to attempt to enter an under 18 poker challenge, attorney for danm still to be found.

Case 000000007: danm vs the defender Panda...Accusation: Making too many accusation, attorney still to be found.

I am ready to be punished Dan...I find myself accused of wandering from table to table trying to pick up anything that may fall under the tables...do you feel this is a crime? Best if you bring handcuffs, whips and shackles..incase i feel the need to fight...(if you require any of these aides Lefty would be the best person to ask)

Danm, please go easy on Dimps mate, or she will black ban you from her Nightclub.

LMAO Swampy...we meeting there 2night? Same time same place! Same ummm Jack Daniels...Dont give the address to Dan..should I be imprisoned could you and Lass hold the fort please..



Go Swampy Go!!! Sorry to blow your cover mate...

I'll be there, but I'll change 1st. Will you be wearing this again?