Wooooohoooooooooooooooo!!!!!

I´m a free man again. Snakey, no appeals pls, but u must see the shrink room.

Case000000022: - The Canibal case

Swampy says: What can I say your Honor.
There can only be 1 verdict I suppose, "Guilty until proven insane".

Object

Your honour, this man is accuseing himself so he can be convicted and start a new bistro in jail.

The accuser demand that mr. Swampy show us his the meat and all the ingredients he uses.

I rest my case!!! :)

Case000000024: danm vs Cobra

A lawyer is needed to defend the snake.

If noone steps forward i´ll b the pro bono lawyer offering my services for free.

Don´t worry, Snakey we´ll find u a decent lawyer.

xx

jotty i will call and book an appointment

You want me to show you my meat?

Lol swamp, my bad.

...The meat he uses.....

(Or something else funny)


:)

Jotty your doomed...I think we're all doomed!

I think Snakey's right...Danm has the Judge in his pocket! LMAO

Jot: Your honour, this man is accuseing himself so he can be convicted and start a new bistro in jail.
The accuser demand that mr. Swampy show us his the meat and all the ingredients he uses.

Thought you were gona try to not get yourself in trouble m8 ?? with the insane things !!! ask another guy to show his meat !!!???!!! what ??? lmao

Jan: You sure you wana be defended by such a crazy guy ?? But ok your choice not sayin it can be good for you !! lol


Dicki: Are you questioning my integrity ?? hmmm !! you might see how me and the Judge are close in your case !!! ha ha...... By the way you still need an attorney for your case !! Cant wait to see who you will ask to !!!

swamp: Are you realy turning yourself in ??? Guilty as charged ?? You might have a big sentence froom the Judge this way !!! Good luck !!

Thought you were gona try to not get yourself in trouble m8 ?? with the insane things !!!

TRY is the key word here, Demon. hehe

Now i can do anything, say "temporarly insane" and walk free cause the judge ruled You're now a free insane men.

I think this was my lawyers plan all along. hehe

Jan: You sure you wana be defended by such a crazy guy ??

Such a nice compliment, Demon. Thank you. xxx

Damn Jot !!! the judge should have locked you up inside a thread insted of a small sentence like it was !!

And telling you "You're now a free insane men." was another mistake !!!

No worries im gona find another accusation against you realy soon !!! ha hah ha

So you think I might get a long sentence Dan m8, well I don't know what your idea of a long sentence is but I'm sure I can come up with something long enough that I won't have to serve much time at all seeing as I think this could be a very long sentence in its self so much as I can type all day and not make much sense at all but will keep trying as I know that I need this sentence to be very long indeed just to make sure that I don't spend a minute in the cells more than I have to but while I'm here I might just see what they have in the way of facilities just in case I might find the urge to open another branch of my Bistro to feed the growing number of people who have been put away for the most trivial of things by an out of control justice system that likes to make examples of people just for the sake of looking like they are doing something productive with their lives, so in finishing up on this long and drawn out SENTENCE I am hoping that you will think that this long and drawn out sentence is long enough for me to stay out of these cells. :P

I throw myself on the mercy of the judicial system that I have bagged so unjustly in my above post.

ok a little tlc and i think this coulb be teh room........what you think?

jotty let me know..im sure that demon dan been eyeing this up .grrrr just drove passed dicki looking around jotty where r u ???????????????????

the evidence weve all been waiting for ...IS THIS DEMON DAN SENIOR?????

Clerck says " a new file is in:"

Court must decide if there´s grounds for an action agains´t Boypusod.

Boypusod accuse himself of having a handsome face.
Think the jury should decide if boypusod is rite or if he is lying to this court.

Boyspusod need a lawyer to represent him and he asked the insane man but he´s in solitary as we speak so he can´t.

we need some volunteers for the defense of boypusod from himself.

We also need a victim for the accusation part.

: )

I found, wondering in this courtroom, a lawyer waiting to get in trouble with Dan.

Her name is Jhoyken ( AKA Prettyjhoy ) and i think she´s volunteering to boypusod´s case.

hehe (got u jhoy).

xx

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

did i im not waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

didnt volunteer anything
lol jot ill sue you

lol

Swampster,
u should b convicted for the longest sentence evr done in this courtroom. lol

:)

and how long is that mr. jot???

The judge must decide.

He´s the all mighty in here. 1 thing is for sure. Swmapy is now doomed.

hehe

Dear snake lawyer:

Got to tell u something. Pretty Jhoy touched my leg while i had a sure winner hand, so i folded distracted and she won.

Can we sue her for harrassment?

:)

hahahaha waaaaaaaaaaaaa

jot,

you really lookin a case to sue me huh you got witness??you got evidence??

I can be a witness if you pay in enough bamboo

jot im accusing myself for "illegal possesion of handsome face". ok judge if jot dont want to be my lawyer i plead guilty as charge'

im also a witness againts jhoyken. i will also file a case againts her for harrassment.

Sorry guys I was kind of busy lately with my vids !!!

Ok here we go !!! ...................

Case000000021: Jot vs Dicki...Accusation: Jot accuse Dicki of accusing our nuts of being entertaining. Lawyers for the defender are Panda & Cobra.
Case000000023: danm vs Dicki...Accusation: Making a false statement in the courtroom...
.............Do we have a defense here or the judgement should be pronouce ??? lol

Case000000024: danm vs Cobra ... Accusation: selling her services against false statements in the courtroom !!!
.............Jot has been choose for that case but his plead must be heard !!!

................................NEW CASES !!!..........................

Case000000025: Boy vs his handsome face...Accusation: Boy gind his face too attractive so there for we must make this statement clear as if hes right or not !!! No attorney will be needed for that case........ He will be jusge by the ladys of the courtroom !!! We need 3 ladys to confirm his words !!! and If they agree with Boy then he will be condanmed !!!

Case000000026: Jot vs Jhoy ........ Accusation: Poker herrassement. A lawyer is needed for the defender. 2 witness has been found. We need their version of the events. So there for we need Panda and boy to speak at the stand !!!

Case000000025: Boy vs his handsome face

Prouf #1.

3 Ladys must confirm his handsome face

Case000000022: Jot vs swampy...Acussation: Jot accuse the defender of being a cannibal lol. The defender will defend himself with only pictures (NO WORDS ARE ALLOWED.)

»»How can I judege this case?««

»»1rst the defender posted a prouf against himself««

»»2nd it was stated in his accusation that only pics were allowed for his defense««

»»But still he post the longest sentence in the forum history««

»»But still The defender showed some good will««

»»But still I must condanm the defender««

»»But still he look so genuine««

»»But still ............. wait im supose to be ruthless here««

»»So there for my JUDGEMENT is««

»»GUILTY AS CHARGED««

»»The condanmation will be heard tomorow««

LMAO danm i just pleaded guilty as charged!!!!!!!!