ok but if you need 3 ladies. raquelmommy will be one.




lmao

You think I'm guilty, no way I'm guilty. I have been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. So have I. Me too. Hey don't blame me, I wasn't even around when the others got in trouble.

Hey judge, I think I'm being stalked. Me too. Well it isn't me. I think it is.

Listen you guys, please stop, I'm trying to talk to the judge.
Oh sorry, please go on.

God I need some of jots meds. Oooh can I have some too. Yeh throw some over here as well.

Enough already, get me out of here. Yeh, where are we going. Can I come too. Don't forget to save me a seat.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhh

Oh! no Swamp...what can i do to assist you? How can I help you and you and you to escape? Which one of you should i rescue first? Should I scale the wall, bribe the judge, drug the guards?? Swamp how can I cope with out you? How can I run the bar and the bistro? So many questions and so few answers!!

Ha Ha Ha. Catch me if you can.

oooh Swamp..You playing hard to get?? Thats unfair of you I let you catch me and look what you do to me...omg....your so mean!!

Ur honour:

Case000000024: danm vs Cobra

This is a classic case of false accusation.
My client never sold her "services" in the courtroom and the proof is that if she did she would have a proper lawyer but there were candidates so i am here.
I can state that my client offered her services to me like a unselfish person does and everyone should.
This is totally unfair for this human being will to give regardless of her safety or the consequences.
Therefor ur honour, the defense asks for a not guilty veredict.
The defense rests.

Ur honour:

My case is now finished and i was condemned with a unspeakably hard conviction (and i did it suffering) but insane ppl nevr forgets ( or is it the opposite?).

The Judge cancelled the jury duty in my case bcause of False statement in a courtroom ....

Years passed now ( or days ) and i ask the honourable judge if there´s grounds to ask a punishment for the person responsable. I´ll explain:

1st. - Dimps was at the time my fashion designer;
2nd.- Dimps told the court i tried to bribe her;
3rd. - Her testemony was considered valid without any confirmation;
4rd. - The jury was dismissed;

My point is: I was framed and the prove is in the latest Dimps post which i quote Should I scale the wall, bribe the judge, drug the guards??
Do i hear the word bribe? the very same word i was accused with, said by the vrey same person who accused me of it?

Therefor i demand this (really) gets her punishment.

I rest my case ur honour.

Swampys:

yes u and you, and u2.

Don´t have enough meds for all of u. u got to get rid of 2 at least.

Good luck. Meanwhile here´s 2 pills now. With urself to get them.

:)

Case000000023:

I´d like to apply for the attourney position in this case, ms. D.

:)

lawyer i must add that demon dan has corrupted me with more emos the last brining tears to my eyes.....................i spent rest of day in the bathroom hanging over my toilet........i will send u the proof lawyer........hope it doesnt set u back i hear yr down to one pill a day woooooohoooooooooooooo im so proud of you xxxx

hey how can i find my attorney waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dont have any to pay attorney

im just a poor girl waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I have always wanted to play an attorney in threads, but am afraid i am not nuts enough.

If u r desperate, let me know. LOL !

I'll even work pro bono !

Lola

Lololololololola, since your offering your services, and I am desperate, can you represent me please?

I am currently on the run and so I will be hard to contact. So if you leave me messages here I will drop by @ 6pm my time to check them.

(whispering) Don't tell anyone that you have heard from me please. :P

Wow, my first case, what will i wear to court !!

I need to read the thread and see what the accusation against you is, will be in touch !

xx Lola

im not too desperate tho but i know you can handle my case lola

can you be my attorney?pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

im counting on you .........

»»Defender Swampy««

»»Since you found yourself an attorney««

»»To appeal your Judgement««

»»I'll give you more time to get a proper defence««

»»You must inform your attorney««

»»That pictures are required for your defence««

»»But I warn you««

»»Id it waste my time««

»»Your sentence will be uncanny««

»»Mr. Jotatuga««

»»Great point you got against Miss Dimple««

»»This case must be heard and Judge««

»»But for this case««

»»I cant Judge it««

»»Because she tryed to bride me««

»»As a witness««

»»I cant be the Judge««

»»I try to find someone or a jury to judge this case««

»»Miss Lola««

»»You've been assigned with 2 case««

Case000000022: Jot vs swampy...Acussation: Jot accuse the defender of being a cannibal lol. The defender will defend himself with only pictures (NO WORDS ARE ALLOWED.)

Case000000026: Jot vs Jhoy ........ Accusation: Poker herrassement. 2 witness has been found. We need their version of the events. So there for we need Panda and boy to speak at the stand !!!

»»Your defense will be heard««

Case000000023: danm vs Dicki...Accusation: Making a false statement in the courtroom... Attorney have been found: Jot and defense will be heard.

.......................New Case............................

Case000000027: Jot vs Dimps...Accusation: Scale the wall, bribe the judge, drug the guards. Attorney still to be found. (But btw I think its a lost case lol)

And btw me and you guys !!!

You make me lmao everyday !!!

Swamp, Jot, Dimps, Cobra you all nutz and luv you guys !!!

Case000000024: danm vs Cobra

Your honour. Heres a prouf of my accusation. A recorded post made by the defender !!!

Im posting it as prouf #1

COBRA12345
# Posted: 22 Jun 2009 07:26
Reply Quote

dicki i will help you but 1st you must help me!

snakey whispers.........( just state that you have been subject to demon dans emos )....ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

There for even my opposition is lying, her attorney must be bribed too. To state that she aint guilty.

Im puting this in your greatfull hand your majesty. Your judegement is always right and perfect so are your eyes (wink wink)

In reply to:
The accuser demand that mr. Swampy show us his the meat and all the ingredients he uses.


yo judge baby, me and my colleagues have talked amongst myself and have decided that we can only show you some of the ingredients. You have to understand that some things need to remain secret.

So here are some of the things I put in the Croc Curry



Now me and my infernal colleagues know that Jot enjoyed his Croc Curry your judgementnence as this picture will attest.


How can someone enjoy their meal as much as Jot did then go and complain, I mean really your honestness, all he really wanted was to get out of paying for his meal.

And to be honest your majestic honorableness, if you look at a lot of your case load you will see that it is Jot that is making all the accusations.

(whispering) I think he has become a nuisance to the court system.

My Majestic Honorableness :

I hope my client has been able to prove his case. Given that this very court has deemed Jot insane on another case, i urge this court not to take him at his word and to find my client not guilty.

I implore you Honorableness to allow my client to continue to serve his delicious meats, whatever they may be. (attorney pukes in doggy bag!!!)

Swampy's humble and gorgeous attorney Lola !

With regard to Case000000026: Jot vs Jhoy

I need the witnesses, Panda and Boy, to come forward and relate their account of what transpired.

I will be back in court Monday to present my closing statement.

Until then, try not to go nuttier !!

Lovely and gorgeous attorney Lola

Please I need an attorney..and you better be good...I have to defend myself against jot...who is accusing me of double standards..

I only offered to help Swamp who I thought deserved to be rescued from the cruel fate he was dealt...and as a third party of the barroom he was needed....I am guilty only of wanting to stand by my man........omg a private msg to this person has been leaked to the media....

If a good attorney reads this please please defend me against the conniving jot.....he wants me out of the way so he can become co-owner of the barroom and access my wardrobe!! Will this man not stop at anything to wear my designs!

Dimps - I could defend you - the fee will be the usual nakedness

Egg...that sounds most appropriate...thanx heaps...see you usual place..usual time..usual whatever...lol xx

Case000000024: danm vs Cobra

Ur honour:

I think there´s a misunderstanding. My client Snakey and her friend Dicki (which btw means the same anatomy part) was asking for a hand.

[dicki i will help you but 1st you must help me

U see sir, Snakey gave a hand to Dicki and later Dicki had to give a hand to the snakey. That way they both would b happy.
This is known as friendship or companionship not bribe. lol

Don´t we all wish to have an extra hand to help our own snakes, sir?
lmao

Your judegement is always right and perfect so are your eyes (wink wink)

Don´t know what to say about that but i´m in shock.

Rest my case and hope for justice to be really blind sir!!!!

Snakey, ( whispering ) i think we got a partial judge........again.

yes thats right i whispered....................................this courtroom has been bugged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what! No way, backs to wall all.....................oh bugged? Phew