warby walks away from court dissappointed...............................

LMAO!

I wish to defend Dimps - I agree Dimps, you need an attorney so I give you me, THE FLASH - attorney extroadinare exposed !!!

I'm not cheap but I reckon you can bribe some poor innocent sod to pay my exorbatant fees.

I see you have been accused of double standards - now I've seen your Dimples dimps (see post 3/7) and they are of a very high standard, very high indeeed, and they are double in that there are 2 of them, umm very gropable indeed, but if you look very carefully you will see, they are perfectly symetrical and wonderfully equal.

Now, that's not double standards, that ONE standard - utter perfection.

I rest my case, Dimps should be aquitted and should pay off her now huge debt to me however she can - daily installments would be nice.

If anyone else requires the excellent exposed services of the FLASH please let me know - love to oblige as long as you meet my impeccable standards!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok !! How many ppl are defending Dimps in here ???

Egg or Flash ?? I'll come back tomorow to sort it out !!!

I need Dimps to tell me who is her attorney and if she has 2, which way she will pay both ?? lol

For the rest guys.....sorry its late im tired and will work on your cases tomoz !!!

Well I need Flash to defend me against Swamp...hehehe...or is that protect..hmm

And Egg to defend the case against Jot..

Now payment guys..well...umm......nakedness for Egg...to easy...daily instalments to Flash....what on earth do you mean Flashy??...Prove my innocence guys...and payments will follow...lose and punishment follows...(haha!!)

your honour - she's guilty as hell - bring o the whips and chains dimps, I'm all yours

Egg. u´r trying to get ur butt in jail?

Let´s see where i´m going to work.

omg.

I see men in straight jackets, ppl bribing in dark corners, a man jumping the 2nd floor window, a woman in weird leather outfits, a cobra whisssssssssspering, bistro owner (or owners) confessing is guilt although he knows he´s innocent and a lot of potencial convicted fellons.
WHERE THE HELL AM I?

Clerck this is my first day working here. where´s my office?

I´m here to help my fellow judge.

THE FLASH - attorney extroadinare exposed !!!
heehee
that's right up dimps alley :)

Swamps

And to be honest your majestic honorableness, if you look at a lot of your case load you will see that it is Jot that is making all the accusations.

(whispering) I think he has become a nuisance to the court system.

This lead to the Case000000028 Swamp vs Jot ... Accusation: The defender is a nuissance to the court system. Defender's Attorney will be danm !!!

Watch out swamp !!! Its me against you this time !!! lol

Thank u kind Sir.

U´ll find it a hard job but i envy ur bravery. hehe

(whispering)Don´t forget my mental condition.

:)

Case000000024: danm vs Cobra ... Accusation: selling her services against false statements in the courtroom

»»1rst the statement««

»»dicki i will help you but 1st you must help me!

snakey whispers.........( just state that you have been subject to demon dans emos )....ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh««

»»2nd Dear Mr. danm««

»»No (wink wink) at me or you'll be condamned for Flirting with a Judge««

»»3rd The defense««

»»I think there´s a misunderstanding. My client Snakey and her friend Dicki (which btw means the same anatomy part) was asking for a hand.

[dicki i will help you but 1st you must help me

U see sir, Snakey gave a hand to Dicki and later Dicki had to give a hand to the snakey. That way they both would b happy.
This is known as friendship or companionship not bribe. lol

Don´t we all wish to have an extra hand to help our own snakes, sir? ««

»»hmmmmmm??««

»»How can I Judge this ?««

»»Maybe the defence is telling the truth««

»»So for that case««

»»I'll Give the defense««

»»The benefit of the doubt««

»»So there for««

»»The JUDGEMENT is NOT GUILTY««

»»P.S. If you ever need a good hand I'm always here«« lol

Snakey,

We won. That was hard but we got it.

Ur a free bird, sorry snake now.

:)

Case000000027: Jot vs Dimps...Accusation: Scale the wall, bribe the judge, drug the guards.

»»Since the defender««

»»Told the courtroom««

»»That her defense against Jot««

»»Will be made by Egg««

»»Flash's defense isnt considerated««

»»Egg plead GUILTY for his client««

»»There for««

»»The JUDGEMENT is GUILTY««

»»The CONDANMATION will be heard in 2 days««

»»Dimp is deeply in deep poop««

Officer:

There´s a man over there with a cooL hand and i think he deleted some evidence.

Pls arrest him but squeeze the handcuffs real tight. He´s got cool hands.

I think it´s rubber hands.

:)

Case000000022: Jot vs swampy...Acussation: Jot accuse the defender of being a cannibal

I hope my client has been able to prove his case. Given that this very court has deemed Jot insane on another case, i urge this court not to take him at his word and to find my client not guilty.

»»Dear Lola««

»»Your client has already been declared GUILTY««

»»And you are on appeal««

»»So I give you another chance to defend your client properly«« lol

Case000000026: Jot vs Jhoy ........ Accusation: Poker herrassement.

»»Panda & Boy««

»»The witness in that case««

»»Your voices must be heard««

.............................New Case.........................

Case000000029: Jot vs Coolhand John... Accusation: Hidding evidences from this court... The defender will defend himself without deleting any prouf. (But still editing some posts would be funny) lol

Your majestic honorableness,

If i let you spank me, will you let my client off the hook???????????????



This lawyer business is hard. I thought all i had to do was look gorgeous and prance around the courtroom!!

Ooh la la Lola

Your voices must be heard


my voice can't be heard ... I'm still speechless from Ooh la la Lola's spanky post.

luv it ... lmao.

Ooh la la Lola, did you steal Dimps dimples - they look similar, indeed they look the same. I'm an expert in defending dimples, haven't lost a "butt" case yet. Do you need defending, perhaps for the theft of Dimps Dimples? Well, the Flash is ready to defend you.

Now Dimps, you are in deep poo cos you chose the Egg for the wrong case an he just wanted to get you in chains and helpless and at his mercy (smart boy the egg) so I suggest you lodge an appeal with me, THE FLASH, representing you this time.

PS, for matching multiple dimples I can offer a really good discount!!

to my dearest lawyer,

you are fabuloussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

see you in the bar xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

dimps can u lend me that outfit i need to thank my lawyer xx

pls, Dimps lend her just the belt. nothing more, pls pls pls.

ok ok u can lend her the stillettos too.

lmao

cobra...how does this one look?


This is what Jot would like you to wear but seems a funny way to wear a belt to me....

hmmm egg your fired....going to have to get the flasher to get me out of this mess...

But hey abit of fun before I am sent into the dudgeon..unless flash can save me..

Flash


Big mistake on my behalf to trust an Egg...omg what was I thinking...can you PLEASE appeal the case on the grounds of eggsanity...

Oh! give me a chance to whip and chain him first..(hehe)

can i have that belt in black dimpe so it will match my shoes............hope it doesnt rain lololol

Black Belt Cobra...as in karate?? Wow better stay clear of you hun...lol

lmao