jot better had hehehehehehe

hidding in my closet. :(

hehe a ninja snake is after me. lol

Lola luv: lmao luv now every1 knows your secret love for hard times !!! lol

Dimps: LMdanmAO !!! Sugar you always have what it takes to tease me !!!! Aussie here I come !!! lol

Jan: I better watch out !!! lol

Jot: hhmmmm?? Hidding in a closet ?? btw I hope you'll never come out of the closet !!! lmao

Case000000027: Jot vs Dimps...Accusation: Scale the wall, bribe the judge, drug the guards.

Case on appeal !!

Waiting for Flash's advocatie !!!

Your Honour, I wish to offer an Insane defence for Dimps.
Her plea is Innocent on the grounds that she is Insane your honour. Proof you say, where is the proof - well just have a good look at her your judisiciousness - she looks "insane", her Dimples are pure insanity, her looks drive a man wildly insane and everyone is insanley in love with her.
I rest my case, no argument - INSANE = INNOCENT.

and egg, that doesn't mean you can tie Dimps up in a white jacket !!!!!!

A white jacket wouldn't do any good anyways. The amount of body oil that Dimps has the jacket would just slip off. :P

Where is the Judge? We need to close some cases........

:))

I think I saw the Judge in the Bar. (and just quietly, I think he's a bit tiddly)

dan next time u fancy falling i will teach u the ninja landing hehehehehehe

judgatuga
Member # Posted: 7 Jul 2009 07:30 - Edited by: judgatuga
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Let´s see where i´m going to work.
omg.
I see men in straight jackets, ppl bribing in dark corners, a man jumping the 2nd floor window, a woman in weird leather outfits, a cobra whisssssssssspering, bistro owner (or owners) confessing is guilt although he knows he´s innocent and a lot of potencial convicted fellons.
WHERE THE HELL AM I?
Clerck this is my first day working here. where´s my office?
I´m here to help my fellow judge.

»»OMG OMG OMG OMG««

»THEY SENT ME ANOTHER JUDGE!!««

»»Erm erm erm««

»»ASSISTANT !!! HIDE THOSE PAPERS««

»»DESTROY THIS !!!««

»»GET RID OF THAT««

»»DAMNIT !!!««

»»Emil could have told me before this happen !!!««

»»OHHHH !!! And dont forget to hide««

»»Every files we got on danm!!!««

»»He pay me enough to hide all his law breaking acts !!!««

»»ok ok I think we might be ready to receive the new Judge««

»»Phew !! That was close !!««

judgatuga

»»Hi my friend««

»»Glad to see our court owner Emil sent some help for all these cases««

»»I personnaly welcome you««

»»No worries you can take a look at any files you want««

»»I got nothing to hide and everything is in order««

»»So as soon as you have read every cases««

»»Let me know which case you wana work on««

why is everybody running and throwing papers to the fire?

hhmmmmmm, strange!!!!!

flashlight

»»Are you realy sure you wana plead insane for dimples's case ?««

»»You maybe should read The Jotatuga' case««

»»Biggest case as of yet««

»»And Insanity in this court««

»»Leads to another kind of guilty««

»»So im asking you««

»»Guilty or not guilty?««

»»And««

»»Sane or Insane?««

judgatuga

»»ERM ERM ERM erm hmmmmmmm???««

»»ehhehhhhh««

»»Ohhhhh««

»»Those ??««

»»Hmmmm««

»»Thats just old cases that dont need to be bother with anymore««

»»A ton of bingo player's names listing and stuff««

»»hmmm !!««

»»And some publicity faxs««

»»hmmmm erm erm««

»»In facts««

»»The usual you know«« :-S

Case000000025: Boy vs his handsome face...
Accusation: Boy gind his face too attractive so there for we must make this statement clear as if hes right or not !!! No attorney will be needed for that case........ He will be jusge by the ladys of the courtroom !!! We need 3 ladys to confirm his words !!! and If they agree with Boy then he will be condanmed !!!

»»» my 1st case.

»»»Mr boy, no witnesses yet to confirm ur handsomeness.

»»»U´ve got to get ur lawyer. i recomend ms. Lola.

»»»U´ve got 5 days to bring your witnesses to testify or the punishment will be severe.!!!

»»»Case postponed till next friday.

»»»Carry on.

ok lets see a pic i will judge

your honour,

sorry for my absence miss all my hearings dont have any idea whats going on now what will im going to do?? attorney any advise??

Dear Jhoy !! You got a lawyer and its Lola !!!

But we waiting for Panda and Boy to Tell us what they witness for your case !!!

No worries Im sure everything wont be ok and that you'll be in deep trouble !!! lol

Jan look at page 11 for Boy's case !!!

OLD CASES PENDING

The honourable judgatuga presiding.

The following cases need to be closed.

Case 000000001: Panda vs the defender manequinne....Accusation: Too many funny thread, attorney for manequinne still to be found

»» Ms Mane, find a laywer to make the closing arguments or this court will find u one.

»» Neeeeexxxtttt

Case 000000002: Panda vs the defender danm....Accusation: Too many funny thread,danm will be defended by lefty

»» He will be forced to make people "LMPAO" as most as he can««

»» Lefty we need proof of the posts so ur client can be a free man


»»Neeeexxxxttt


Case 000000003: Lefty vs the defender gas....Accusation: misunderstanding the general gist of this thread,attorney for gas still to be found.

»» Gas need a attourney or the court will appoint u one.


Neeeeeeeeeexxxxxxtttt


Case 000000005: gas vs the defender Lefty....Accusation: talking too seriously seriousness, Lefty will be defended by danm.


»» Mr. Danm, this court need to hear ur closing arguments

Neeexxxttttt


Case 000000006: Panda vs the defender danm....Accusation: falsifying his identity to attempt to enter an under 18 poker challenge, attorney for danm still to be found.

Case 000000007: danm vs the defender Panda...Accusation: Making too many accusation, attorney still to be found

»» Both cases are related.

»» Both cases are related so i rule right now.

Condamnation

»»Panda: can´t eat more than 2 sticks of bamboo per day.

»»Danm97: Find new glasses. ur older than 18.

these 2 are Closed cases


Neeeeexxxxttttttt

Case 000000008: The courtroom vs Dimps and swampy...Accusation: 1.1.: Causing disruption in a courtward. 1.2.: Indescent exposure in a public place. Dimps and swamp will be defended by assigned attorney

»» The court will assign an attourney till Monday


Neeeexxxttt ( i need a drink )


Case 000000009: danm vs Tiandra....Accusation: not posting enough reply in threads, Tia will be defended by Hovis.

»»THE CONDANMATION««

»»The defender must post a reply in the last 10 general thread that have been made««

»» The assigned lawyer didn´t show his breadface

»» This court still needs the prof that the penalty was done.


This court need a recess.

All riiiiiiiiiiiiise

CASES PENDING Part 2

Case 000000010: Bluffmaybe vs Bingo players

»»Case Dismissed no room for that many bingo players.

Neeexxtttt

Case 000000011: Cucko vs Someone ???.... Accusation: Hit and run, Hmmmmm need the name of the defendant or no cause will be heard and I dont dont any attorney will take defense of an invisibla guy.... This case need to be more detailled or it will be a no show.

»» Case dismissed - Cuckoo couln´t find the invisible hit and run person/ alien/animal. This was a cuckoo case.

Nexxxxxxtttt

Case 000000012: Cucko vs Non-standers....Accusation: Nonstading when its time, still in need of names, but the court can provide you a witmess for your case wich is Indyrock who knows well non-standers lol

»» the court wants to hear the witness till friday or this will be another cuckoo case and will have to be dismissed

Neeexxxtttt


Case 000000016: Pee Wee vs The defender Hovis...Accusation: Stalking pair

»»Lefty, call ur client to the stand, pls.


Neeeeexxxtttttt


Case 000000018: Dicki vs the defender danm....Accusation: giving Dicki aching sides from laughing too hard. The defender attorney will be Everyone who wants to accuse me or defend me

»» This court will judge this soon.


Neeexxxxxtttttt


Case 000000019: Lefty vs the defender Cobra...Accusation: Slander on lefty.

»» The court heard the closing arguments and is ready to rule.

»» The decision will be made in 2 days.


Nexxxxxxxxttttttttt


case 000000020 - Defenders at this courtroom vs danm««

»»1 - Accusation - buying every jury members with his delicious Emoticons««
»»2 - Accusation - Starting too many funny entertaining threads so we, normal working class ppl, can´t go to work without checking them 1st


»» 1 more witness needed.

»» the witness must come forward until Friday or Mr. Danm walks



Neexxxxxxtttt


Case000000021: Jot vs Dicki...Accusation: Jot accuse Dicki of accusing our nuts of being entertaining. Lawyers for the defender are Panda & Cobra.

»» Attourneys, state ur defense


Dinner time recess

All riiiiiiiiiise

What?

2 judges?

oooooohhh boy!!!!!!!!

:)

i know i have lola so im not worried to lose i know she can depend me i have faith on you lola go go go

LOL Jhoy !!!... i am glad u have faith in me ...

Have Panda and Boy given testimonials yet .... theres too much reading here for me to actually find anything ?

Also...i am waiting on Judge to tell me if Swampy's appeal has been granted?? I am getting tired of waiting !!!!!!!

Madam Attourney:

Have Panda and Boy given testimonials yet

»» We are waitingfor those witnesses come to stand. »»

Case 00000022

»»Dear Lola««

»»Your client has already been declared GUILTY««

»»And you are on appeal««

»»So I give you another chance to defend your client properly«« lol


»» So u can and u must do ur magic. »»

Thank you Jota .... u r a sweety !!!

Dear Judgeship:

Look at this sweet face,



It makes you think of teddy bears and hershey kisses.... not cannibalism !!!!!!!

Dear Judgeship, let my client go !!!! Punish me if you must...my offer still stands. Hell i'll even provide the whip !!!



Awaiting your ruling impatiently !!

Lola

lovely and gorgeous atty lola, jot recommend you as my atty. my witnesses are raquelmommy and jhoyken, we still need one more. i know you offer pro bono coz im broke. lol. help me find one more witness againts my illegal possesion of handsome face,

i would like to invite someone to court for going all-in pre-flop with 66 on the first hand in 10K tourney forcing me to call with AA and he rivered a 6 :-(

Hello Boy - 10 is on the case. I will start looking for witnesses tomorrow...

Sleep well ....

Lola