I am an attorney, I charge a small sum, well in fact 2 x 2 = 4 (thats 4 dollars).

Lefty in fangs? I aint even seen her in underwear.

whose fault is that? I told you you could open your eyes ;p

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Good looking laywers ( or we take who ever applies )

Very professional ( if u can write is fine )

Clients ( like we say here, conviction volunteers )

Cases to be judged

Heres a couple of example for some case.......
-Too many all in pre flop.
-Too many hours spend on the site.
-He's my men but he flirts with another member.
-Chat too much at tables so nobody can express themselfs.
-Too many fold during a tourney.
-etc...
Let your imagination do the rest....

have fun ppl :)

Jot you need a lawyer again ??

What have you done again lately ??

How you always find yourself in trouble ?? lol

Who put you out of your straight jacket ???

hmmmm no good :-S

Think the judge wont like this at all lol

I miss that demon judge that´s all. :(

Demons are over rated jotttttt.

»» What ? ««

»» I am overated ? ««

»» Hmmmm... ««

»» Think I have a couple cases I will have to look back ««

»» Mot of them are on Mr. Swampy60 ««

have i got a case he catsss r trying to fight the she cats ???????????????????????

woooohooooo

The honorable Judge is back!!!!

Get swamps pls!!!

hehe

yes, I think we should charge swampy with always having something to say
plus having a strange fear of Ewoks

I pardon all of you, end of thread lol.

I think it would be more legit if your first name wasn't fool

A fool, a loca girl and a snake in the courtroom.

Yup, that should work just fine. hehe

Find the door. it took me 2 days

»» Just finished reading all the complaints I have on Mr. swampy60 ««

»» And seems I received many complaints about his food in the Free Bar Room ««

»» Well now ladies and gentlemen ««

»» Swampy60 will need a lawyer unless he will CONDANMED ««

It only took u 2 months, eh? lol

I´d like to sue mr. Pandaman for stealing my red striped str jacket!!!

:)

If you can prove I cooked and served up that road kill then you are good.

Honorable Judge:

I´d like to sue mr. Random ( Placer ) for stealing my chips when i´m asleep.

Witnesses, pls come forward!!!

I throw myself on the mercy of the court. I admit to this crime and feel great remorse. I promis never to do it again( today).

»» Mr. Swampy60 ««

»» I dont need to prove anything to you ««

»» You are the one who need to prove something to me ««

»» Because in this courtroom ««

»» You are guilty unless you prove otherwise ««

»» Let see your defense now ««

»» Mr placer ««

»» Are you sure you want to declare guilty? ««

»» My JUDGEMENT can be very painfull ««

»» The CONDANMATIONS are strong in here ««

»» I give you 2 days ««

»» To find yourself a lawyer ««

»» Unless you will suffer my wrath ««

i will follow your advice judge, i will find a lawyer to represent me. thank you for the good advice.

WANTED I need a good lawyer to represent, I am poor and cant pay but will give you a pet. I mean like a cat or a dog, i wont pet you. ty

i cant seem to find a lawyer judge, cam you please apoint me a free one?

as Mr. placer monkey's attorney I'd like to ask for the case to be dismissed, based on lack of evidence

your honor, this case hinges on hearsay from a person known to wear straitjackets to court and who likes to have his kids climb walls that lead to nowhere
clearly he cannot separate fantasy from reality, nor waking state from dreams
his obsession with these supposed "stolen" chips should not be encouraged

there is really only one course of action here and i trust that your honor will take it




placer, meet me behind the building, so you can pay me the agreed upon fee of enough chocolate mousse for me to comfortably bathe in...also, bring a bathtub

on my way, i might be awhile as this clawfoot bathtub is quite heavy. thank you lefthandedwoman for helping me. you will also recieve a pet as payment.

cool, you got any two-headed, albino or cyclops ones?

( LMAO, u nutter Lefty Loca)

What have i done? opened the courtroom door to Placer and now all hell breaks lose with Lefty.

Should have known this would be a bad idea!!!!

Ur honour,

The accusation will be ready to reply in 48 hours!!!

hahaha

this two headed dog is my last 2 headed pet. please take good care of them lefthanded lawyer.

---- ok lawyerlady--- its bathtime!!!!!