i will answer when i know just exactly what the charges are that chefbuddy (aka goober) is alleging that i did, lawyer to be announced.....

Your honor,,

I have begun the search for a lawyer and should have one anytime,, but i must tell you that the a for mentioned JD805 has been on her msn making me promises of various treats to drop the case.Being a man of high morale fiber ( meaning she aint went high enough yet) i will not be swayed by these tatics .

respectfully ,,,,,||||:-}

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa

( calling the parts to chambers )

Mr. Chef,

When you wish necessary, ask your lawyer to file a restraining order.

Until then, the court is waiting for your attourney to post the charges so this court and his handsomness ( that is me ) can deliberate.

Ms. JD805,

The law may be blind but still her arms reach everyone so bewaaaaaaaaare.

mmuuuuuuuaaaahhhhhhhhhh cof cof cof.

Advice both,

Monday is the last day to present your case charge, evidence, witnesses ( if there is any ) by your legal representatives.

Enjoy your free weekend. may be your last. :)

Your holiness honor,,

I am having a little trouble finding a lawyer at the moment, it seems that JD805 has been using her charms to divert any would be lawyers away from me.But rest assured you honor that i will be ready by monday to present my case in full.I know you are a very fair man and will show no partiality toward miss JD and her charms,(sliding a tray of tasty morsels across the bench)and i am confident i will prove my case.

thank you your holiness,honor of the world,,,, ||||:-}

cough cough (suck up) cough cough

note to self: Think this man know how to move in courts yummiieeee burppp

Still laughing. you all are crazy.

ooops, not you your magesty, I´m so sorry.

lololol

oh your so handsomeness (thought i would try the sucking up angle), dont you think a restraining order is a little harsh? by the way, i am enrolled in cooking lessons as we speak, what was your favorite food again?

What someone as well refined in stature and pallet , to be givin swill by the likes of this woman,i would see her removed from the courtroom and fined in contempt of the court for even suggesting such a thing sir.I your faithful servant will be standing by with a stomach pump if you succumb to her womanly whiles your honor.


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Ms. JD805,

This is a serious, severe and incorruptible court i´m running.

In case you didn´t understand you can´t adress to the most impartial Judge of the world unless you do it trough your councelor.

Both

I would like to see Placer the lawyer defending one of you 2.

Last ruling of the week:

If you can´t find one atourney to represent you the court will ( no garantees tho ).

«««« Court dismissed «««««

Your Honor,,

I at this moment am working on having Oldwrench to come and mechanically raise and hold my eyelids so i can watch straight through, the first four seasons of Judge Judy for which i have just purchased over the internet. Then i am quite confident i will be able to represent myself in this matter. It is said only a fool has himself for a client,then i ask the court who better than me to do it.

respectfully ||||:-}

Your defence is as flawed as swiss cheese cheffy.. All filled with holes and stinks... I believe you may know my principles, and may not like them.. If thats the case I have others...
I am certain that as this case unfolds, more dirty washing will spill from it and you will be exposed... but be careful as this is a family site... With almost certain possibility, maybe a child of five would understand the case against you, so if someone sends for a child of five we may all be able to understand it...

Your honor..
I would like this devil removed from the court,he has no reason to be here and is only causing a distraction from the facts.Besides them horns give me the willy,s

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For the record of the court,
I, Ubuntu, registered with and recognized by Lord Emil, Ruler of TFPR, had been appointed
chief legal consult for
JD805, AKA
Queen Jen, Absolute Monarch of Wacky Poker
Head of States for The Commonwealth of Texas Holdem


Respectfully Yours
Ubuntu, Esquire

JD and Chef are friends -maybe they should just settle out of court?

yes daniella, you are always the voice of reason, unfortunately cheffffff has lost his mind, and i have tried to settle this quietly, but he wants his day in court, think its due to too many judge judy reruns, and his mind is set, its also gone, but it is set

Thats like saying when a man and his wife gets a divorce in Kentucky, they will remain
brother and sister, therefore they should settle out of court.

Besides, I am being paid handsomely for this case, don't ruin it for me, Dani. :))))

=D

My case is closed, then....lol....hahahaha!

Jd I found not guilty and sentence chef to a whole season in usa3 squad with just him and four bots.

I laughed out loud, thank you...
=)

Your Honor,,

I got advice from the law firm of Duwey,Cheatim and How and they said i should file my briefs.
Not really sure why, but here they are,,,,,,,


respectfully,, ||||:-}

hmmmmm, they look a little dirty there buddy, really dont want to see the backside either,

Your Honor,,

On the advice of my law firm DUEY,CHEATEM and HOW,i will now file a motion of discovery,( cause i aint found nuttin yet) in which i will need to personally search the computer records of one miss JD805, included in my search will be her hard drive( oh yea) her software ( of which i may try some on)and any other drives where evidence may be hidden.Also we will require a dna sample from miss. 805 of which to keep from being tainted i will be performing the standard dna root injection myself (now were gettin somewhere) as i,m qualified being as Dr, Swampy performed so many of these invaluable test on myself.Any further needs will be addressed according to events yet to unfold.

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This case will be indeed the case of the century ( so far ).

Mr. Chef:


your motion is granted. Results must be in court by Monday.


Irrelevant proof. not admited. Take that away asap. I´m in shock.

Ms. JD805:

Bring your secret witness. She knows how to please the court.

( shaving the legs for the 5th time today ).

»»»»»»»Carry on««««««

Your Honor,
I must strongly object to MissJD805 and her use of a secret witness, i myself will have several highly paid ,,errr i mean educated witness,s of my own.All of which will be known to the court,so i must now ask for full dis closer of all witness,s and any other trivial things she plans on bringing. This means i would like to have long and meaning full interrogations of all her witness,s , specially those of the female type variety to determine to what length they plan to go ( hope fully all they way) and there willingness to tell the truth ( whats it gonna cost me to shut them up) about the matters at hand.


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This charade has gone on long enough.
Chefbuddy, AKA Meatball and Gravy, brought these ridicules and slanderous accusations against JD805, AKA Queen Jen.
Not only these accusations are baseless and false, they are also slanderous and defamatory. Numerous public out cry against Meatball and Gravy had demonstrated the ugly nature of this attack.
Despite his advertising and bribery attempt, he had not been able to retain consult is a clear indication of his character.
The out pour of support for her Majesty from all fronts since this came to public light, clearly shows the love and respect Her Majesty had earned.
There is not a single reason Her Majesty should have to defend her good name from the attacks by this lunatic.

We therefore, motion the Court:

For the case of Chefbuddy Vs JD805,

We, respectfully request the Court to issue a summary judgment of dismissal against the plaintiff, base on Haud Judrisdiction.

As the Queen and Absolute Monarch of The Sovereign State of Wacky Poker, Queen Jen shall entitle to all respect of Sovereign Immunity.

Furthermore, as the Head of States for The Commonwealth of Texas Holdem, Queen Jen shall be afforded all respect of Diplomatic Immunity in persuade of The Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations of 1961.

We therefore submit to this Court that all plaintiffs' claims, if any, are of no merit or legal standing in front of this Court.


Therefore, all plaintiff's claims in the fore mentioned action, Chefbuddy Vs JD805, shall be dismissed without prejudice.

Respectfully Yours
Ubuntu, Esquire
Chief of Legal consults on record for Her Majestic, Queen Jen

I am prepared to bring my secret witness before the court when necessary ( your holiness handsomeness that means maybe 6 times would work), and i will cooperate fully with the discovery process, if my lawyer agrees, as it seems like it would be fun, and i might get something (whoohooo) out of it myself. And Ubuntu, lol, a little heavy on the queen jen stuff, but after all, i am paying you handsomely (wink wink), so go for it hun, i mean Mr. Ubu

OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You Honor,,,

Being myself a simple man ( and i do mean simple) , i have not been calling Miss 805 names,i have not brought up secret witness,s ,i have not hired a big time lawyer (although god knows i tried), what i have done is try to defend the good name of team USA2 and the men and women who serve so well.Right here and now i have been called names repeatedly by some twinkle toes fancy pants who claims immunity before he even has begun to see the merits of the case.Although i may not argue against his claim that Miss805 is a queen ( and i think mr twinkle toes might be a little queenie himself) , i dont believe that holds any relevance in the great TFPR court. What he is saying your honor is that you cannot set in judgment over Miss 805 and i find that to be of an arrogance not to be tolerated by the good people of this jurisdiction. I humbly ( something fancy pants doesnt uderstand) await your ruling ........

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Most honorable (and supremely sexy) judge, I have no problem revealing myself *wink,wink* to you as long as it is in the privacy of your chambers (god i've wanted to see the inside of your chambers for so long). Where I can discuss privately the issues I have against my true identity being disclosed. And I for one, am in fear of the retaliation of said plaintiff chefbuddy. I have seen time and time again is swaying people with his sweets (a girls gotta watch her figure), and i fear daily offerings of sticky buns! But alas, this seekritWITness and jd805's fate is in your hands...........*hmmmmmm could be a very nice place to be......*And I will abide by your supremely sexiness's ruling.