hmmmmm just one question........by fancy pants, do you meant that his pants actually have a zipper, and a button, instead of the peice of rope you use to keep your up?

Your Honor
I myself have no problem with this, i ask but one thing,, can i watch can i huh huh can i please,,,

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I Permit you to watch as long as you dont touch. You have to pay for that.

Miss JD805,,

To answer your question yes i do have a rope or string holding up my pants ,, thats part of the uniform, a chefs cloths are made to be torn off as fast as possible in case of hot liquid or a fire comes in contact with them.Also i believe i could submit to you that on more than one occasion the last thing you have worried your pretty little head about was the rope but the fact i had pants on at all.Now i,m sure you have better things to do then try and defend your pretty boy lawyer, although lord knows he needs it.

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Simple?, I afraid you are less than that.
Man? That is debatable.


The names all came from reputable reliable sources.
Such as "Meatball and Gravy", you may recall that one came from Mr.W Gang, your instructor at the Cleveland Home Cooking Institute. Because that was the only thing you manage to learn how to cook after 3 years there.


You are mistaken there, those are just normal working pants, perhaps you have not wore a pair of pants (apron is your normal attire) for so long you forget what they look like.

Unlike you, Mr Meatball and Gravy, I dress normally to court. You instead wear an apron with you butt hanging out. (or is it your face). What a insult to the court. You should be found for contempt.

goober, the only time i have asked you to take your pants off is when i was sad and i needed a really good laugh..........................

Well now councilor, so you revert to lies and innuendo, reputable sources, thats sure fire proof your most likely a good lawyer.But in this case you may want to change your tactics sir, i stand for truth and your personal attacks on me only strengthen my resolve. I knew that when i brought this case into court what i was in for, its not easy to go against someone with throngs of adoring friends and peers . This case is not about me sir, and all your attacks and reputable sources wont hide the facts as i,m sure the judge will see through this smoke screen.

Miss JD805 i,m so glad that i could bring you happiness in your time of need.I have always tried to please the people i,m around, i believe thats why i went into the culinary arts, to make people happy on the most basic of levels. Good day.

As attourney representing Mr Chef Buddy I would like to charge Ms jd805 with libel. I intend she did comit all of the following libellyous stuff!!------ -------------------------------------------- * Attacks on a person's professional character or standing;
* Allegations that a person is over weght;
* Allegations that a person is infected with a secretly transmitted disease;
* Allegations that the person has committed a crime of moral turpitude;------------------- We have evidence that proves enuendo to all the afore mentioned stuff. I understand Ms jd805 did this out of frustration steming from her deep desire to have Mr Chef Buddy as her secret lover. My client graciously declined her persistent advances toward him. My client is a man in good standing in his comunity and works tirelessly with the poor orphan children who he has working in his kitchen. This good man deserves justice.

I would like to make a complaint against 1 jotjottugaman for his disparaging remarks about everyone. Why he thinks we are crazy is beyond me. Yes, I agree that I personally have seen some very strange antics from some players with over active imaginations, but that's only because they are eccentric, NOT crazy. If we were crazy then you would hear us running around in our underwear laughing maniacally. He should apologize to all and sundry or be dragged before this court and force fed his words. (I can type them up on thick paper so he has something to chew) mwahahaha oooops

They are not lies and innuendo, Sir.
They are truth supported by facts.

Each and every point I had addressed so far had been rebuttal to your name calling and personal attack on me. Since I am not part of your complain, you should refrain from attacking me. It may serve you well to remember, he who lives in a glass house, shall not cast the first stone.

You Honor,

All the allegations Mr. Pacer brought fore are false.
They are not allegations, they are facts.
Stating the facts is not libelous.

If Mr. Pacer does not withdraw the above allegations, The Crown is prepare to bring counter suite for slandering.

Lmao swampster,


That sounds familair somehow. lololol.

you've been to my house?

Mr. Placer:

Don´t you dare to doubt it. in my courtroom Justice will be served.


( whipsers to..)

Ms. JD805, don´t you worry. With Placer on Cheffy´s side and with all his history in this courtroom ( bribing and treathning nutcases ) you may come free as long as that fantastic witness of yours keeps saying the truth ( about my goodlooks ). haha

Mr. Chef,

Still don´t have in this court a irrefutable, undeniable proof of guilt.

Both,

Prepare your opening statments and witnessses

Final note: keep your arguments simple and precise. Don´t waste my time.

Mr. Ubuntu,

Please, do not give any ideas to mr Placer. i can see him throwing stones.

Mr. Swampy,

The court understands your point but your history can harm you too.

Don´t forget mr. Jot was already guilty for insanity however if you wish to file a sue agains´t him, please use the proper channels.

Note to self: i think this court beacme a loonie house. I´ll ask for a psichiatric evaluation soon.

hehe

Your Honor,,

I have procured this photo from reliable sources , it proves that the lawyer Ubuntu suffers from a royalty complex, the man believes he is king and that Miss JD805 is a queen of a fictional land.I believe before our trial begins there should be court proceeding to determine the mental capacity of MissJD805,s attorney clearly the man is addled,,,



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hmmm buddy, isnt that just wasting the judges time? i thought being "addled" was a requirement to participate in this courtroom?

Motion granted mr. Chef but.....everyone must visit tfpr shrink room.

Post your mental state here till the session opens for trial.

I need a volunteer to buy me a drink. i´think i´ll need it. i´ll be at the free bar room

"addled"??? hmmmmmm has jd805 omitted a letter? Perhaps she was speaking of my eventual disrobing...er i ment disclosure of my true identity......and the possibility of chefbuddy needing a firm P addling?

Your Honor,,

We would like to present exhibit A
http://www.thefreepokerroom.com/forum/5_4874_19.html#msg182175

Clearly the court can see how MissJD805 maliciously and without provocation did with harmful intent post this in the USA2 thread,, and then also you can see that she named names.Also you may see the use of a small person in this hurtful and degrading exercise. This surely shows that MissJD805 has shown a total disregard for the feelings of the USA2 team and the small people of the world.

Need we say more ??

okay mental test (lmao, we really should bring that thread back) 8.5227272727% and i have no idea what that means, now off to the bar, i hear there is a judge there that needs a drink or ten

Exhibit b.

http://www.thefreepokerroom.com/forum/5_4874_19.html#msg182358

As you can plainly see your honor if any members of team USA2 posted about MissJD805 it was only in the most flattering of ways, meant to complement her in every way possible.

We on the other hand,we have been treated to humiliation and scorn, we asked for what reason.

We believe that MissJD805 and her lawyer Mr.Ubuntu have a royalty complex that leads them to believe they are better than the common man and women.

We asked the court to put them in there place,, not perched above the rest on the TFPR community .


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Exhibit C.

This will completely prove our last assertion,, it reads for itself , and is already entered in the court.

http://www.thefreepokerroom.com/forum/1_3685_18.html#msg182512

http://www.thefreepokerroom.com/forum/1_3685_18.html#msg182517

How can this be defended, its in there own words,,,


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Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Your Honor,,

errmm, after inspecting the evidence entered by MissJD805 i have decided to withdraw my case.
On close inspection of the evidence(which i hope to do as soon as i,m done here) i have decided life is to short to spend time in court when there are eggbeaters that need my attention.
Please forward all court cost to the lawyer Ubuntu i,m sure with his royal treasury it wont be any trouble.

Also i wont be available for some time (cause that looks like the economy size whip cream)and neither will MissJD805.


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Well, it seems Ms jd805 will be getting what she wanted in the first place.

Yea sorry Placer, she used her secret weapons on me,,ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh jdddd, i,m the one that uses the eggbeater,,cya soon ,about half way through the whip cream............

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jot please don't say another word, i am not ready to defend you again, still having treatment after last case..................................i need more pillssssssssssssssssssssssss