Having spent many years before the courts, I appreciate the value of good legal representation, as most of my defence proponents were lads from the pub who worked for beer money. To my considerable cost I am acutely aware of their shortcomings and feel the valuable experience gained could be put to use in offering my services to defend the indefensible. Fees by negotiation.
Defendants wishing to appoint may contact me here on this forum, or, should they wish via msn.
Yours
Egg QC
ps Pleeeeeeeeeeease someone ask, I've always wanted to dress up in a wig and a gown

oooooops different thread. Should this confession need defending?

Uh oh !!! lol

Dimps: lmao No complaints has been made yet about your wilderness at tables yet. Even I wish to see you crawl under that table. lol
but.......

Dimps & swamp: I think you put yourselfs in trouble here ;-)

Here's the accusation that weight on you both....
-Causing disruption in a courtward
-Indescent exposure in a public place

So now youll have to find yourselfs a lawyer cause its gona be a big cause to defend. Prouf are already here lol

By the way Dimps, you left these behind the other day.

Case 000000008: The courtroom vs Dimps and swampy...Accusation: 1.1.: Causing disruption in a courtward. 1.2.: Indescent exposure in a public place. Dimps and swamp will be defended by assigned attorney The Egg.

Here I accuse Tiandra of not posting enough reply in threads. here I explain..if you look in the forum youll only see her in B-Day threads, the inspiration thread and the league threads. Her excuse is that shes shy!!

Tia, time for you to step up and appear in the courtroom !! ;-)

Judgey - can The Egg please defend me?

I'd like to accuse all the bingo players who've gone all in with 7 2 off suite and beaten me when i've had pocket Aces...

I find this inconsiderate, rude and above all, bloody lucky.

I believe that these people should be punished for their crimes in an appropriate manner and be made to sit on the naughty step everytime they win a hand with crap cards.

As i do not have a specific name to bring these charges against, i feel it would be best to impeach all 3 turbo tables and bring the charges against those seated at this time.

I would take an out of court settlement if the defendants so wished... however, i feel my case is strong and will push for a trial as quickly as possible.

As yet i am without legal representation, but maybe if pee wee reads this he would be interested in taking up my cause.

Thank you..

I'd like to try someone for hit and run. Last night I was repeatedly hit and all my chips were taken on hands that were rightfully mine. This accused is a bingo player and a big stack bully. I suspect he may have been PUI as well. We cannnot allow this sort of behaviour to continue. The world will never be safe for old ladies and puppies with cads like this allowed to play.

I don't want to name any names, but could we lock this person up?

TY.

cuckoo

I also accuse all those of not standing up with malicious sitting. Not the folks that make an honest mistake, or even the newbies that look like deer caught in the headlights, but those people that sit there on purpose until a mod shows up. And then they stand.

I won't stand for this. Wait, I mean it's time to try these people in a proper kangaroo court such as this one.

TY judge, for your time and consideration on this matter.

cuckoo

LMAO...you're all nuts!

But very entertaining! LMAO

Surely you mean.. please bend, the honourable judge is entering

I the right horrible Sliced Hovis B.u.n. Have been appointed to defend Miss Tingly Tiandra against the charge of shyness and post lacking. Bring it on.

hahahahaha "condamned" hahahahahahaha

Excuse me,, is this an open court?

Cat,m8 - it'll be closed once the right horrible Sliced Hovis B.u.n. Q.C. kicks off

Oh oh, better do your best R H sliced Hovis before time is called

bluffmaybe
I think you have a case here (or a lawsuit at the very least). I think we can charge them with dumb luck and reckless endangerment of your chips.
(here's my card, I'll be in court all week)

Case 000000002: Panda vs the defender danm....Accusation: Too many funny thread,danm will be defended by lefty


Your honor, I ask that all charges be dropped against my client. He suffers from severe peer pressure and tremendous good will.
He didn't know what he was doing and only followed the example set by the real King Pin, Mannequine. He would be willing to testify in Mannequine's case in exchange for immediate
re-release into the forum.
I believe that would be in the best interest of TFPR, our justice system and future lmao's

As a mere member of the public I commend lefty's defence, however ... it is my assertion that anyone wearing a baseball cap is automatically presumed to have something to hide. I accuse danm of having a slight bald spot on his crown and denial of such is a crime against humanity as all we of the slaphead community embrace our follicle deficiencie whilst he hides his shamefully


sorry - crap case for the prosecuting team but I have been drinking for about 10 hours ..............


and this took about 10 minutes to type ....

badly .........

take me lord I am ready

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bluffmaybe
I think you have a case here (or a lawsuit at the very least). I think we can charge them with dumb luck and reckless endangerment of your chips.
(here's my card, I'll be in court all week)

Dear lefty

I would be honoured to have you as my legal representation on the above stated matter.

I can only pay you in gift vouchers for Ned Flanders shop, the leftorium, or if you prefer, i have a road sign that reads.. keep left at all times.. DEither way, i'm sure we can come to some arrangement.

Looking forward to your council.

Regards

bluff.

All the more reason to let my client off the hook. His obvious (and now public) struggle with star-shaped pattern baldness is a clear motive for wanting to distract the forum community with witty springboards for lol-inducing banter.

Although I understand that Egg brought this in as an added charge, I think that this only sheds light on the complicated struggles that riddle the life of our danm (it's hard to be that pretty).

oh.. and if anybody has any hard evidence that will help proove my case, please send it to me and help nail these fraudsters..

Once again, LMAO!

ROFPML!!!

I love this thread!!!

Egg....

I realise you are my mouth piece and willing to take any advice you give...but really fees are fees arent they?

I'de like to fiel a complant against all illederit playrs. I find it diffikult to understend must at the tabels. Its a sham that a edjacated persen like me has to deel with this, arent their schols in the other countrys?

I wood like pandapans to misreprazent me plees. ty

lol swampy

been asked by Danm to wear work attire to hearing....so thanx for giving the handcuffs back and my outfit has been stretched in most inappropriate places...could you also replace whipped cream and strawberrys, geez swamp what do you do with those....eat them?

I got'em now Dimps.



I think I'm in trouble now.