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Author ROOKIEJUDGE
Forums Member
#571 - Posted: 10 May 2010 06:09 - Edited by: ROOKIEJUDGE
»»»»»ALL RISE»»»»»»» hic

Ragarding mr. Chef complaint he could not resist my charm or JD805´s and
chefbuddy:
i have decided to withdraw my case.

so.....

Case 3 dismissed hic buuurp

Ms. JD805,

You must have cheated. That result is completly normal and the court would like to to remind you of your own words.

jd805:
i thought being "addled" was a requirement to participate in this courtroom

This case is closed. Close the doors of another nutter may come. off to the bar hic hic

Mr. Judge, my teacher sir, thank you. That means a lot coming from you. Anyway i´m not as nuts as you are although that is my life goal.
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#572 - Posted: 10 May 2010 08:00
You Honor

I would like to thank the court for acting in such a nutty and completely insane manor, something i believe this site is lacking at times.

With the amount of fun loving and crazy people on here i,m surprised the court is not in session more often.

Also i have heard that there are rumors ( i know cause i,m startin em) that Hovis is smuggling
and running an undocumented hamster ring.You may want to assign a prosecutor to look into this.


Regards,,,||||:-}
Author jd805
Moderator
#573 - Posted: 10 May 2010 09:02
Yes, your most sexiness, handsomeness your honor, I did cheat. I must now admit that chefbuddy is a most wonderful chef, and innovative too, i never knew the things you could use an egg beater for, and i am now taking private, uhmm, ermm, cooking lessons, (if you will), and i would be more than happy to show you everything i have learned. I will bring the whipped cream and chocolate sauce.....................
one more question your honor.....just what are you wearing under those robes?
Author ROOKIEJUDGE
Forums Member
#574 - Posted: 10 May 2010 09:55 - Edited by: ROOKIEJUDGE
Dear ms. JD,

jd805:
use an egg beater for, and i am now taking private, uhmm, ermm, cooking lessons

...and...

jd805:
will bring the whipped cream and chocolate sauce.....................

too much info!!!!

jd805:
just what are you wearing under those robes?

My Victoria Secret Straightjacket, of course. what else??

lmao
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#575 - Posted: 10 May 2010 10:50
Your Honor,,

I got this photo on the black market, it was very costly ( 2 dozen muffins and a back rub that required a rake,,dont ask) it proves what i have suspected. The man is packin em in like sardines and bringing the poor things in without clear documentation.I heard that a ride in that car can cost as much as a bushel of turnips, and to pay that dept,these poor creatures are forced to work as ear wax removers and foot warmers,, something needs to be done.....

Author ROOKIEJUDGE
Forums Member
#576 - Posted: 10 May 2010 16:49 - Edited by: ROOKIEJUDGE
chefbuddy:
there are rumors ( i know cause i,m startin em) that Hovis is smuggling
and running an undocumented hamster ring.You may want to assign a prosecutor to look into this.

Mr. Chef,

That is a very serious accusation. The court need poof to call Hovy to the stand :)

chefbuddy:
this photo on the black market, ... it proves what i have suspected. The man is packin em in like sardines and bringing the poor things in without clear documentation.

Iheard enough. I will accept this case to be on trial. My deicison is based in public health issuesand vehicles overcrowded with mice. If not enough, we might add illegal imigrants ( foreign mice ). I´m inclined to see the mice as victims here so mr. Hovis must be represented to fight the allegations.

»»»»»ALL RISE »»»»»

This will be case 4 - Imigration Services / Animal Rights and Lefts / Sewers Dept. vs. Hovy the breadman

Both patys are forbidden to bring the mice community.

Witness of this malpractice must come forward.

(Time for my cheese)
Author jotatuga
Forums Member
#577 - Posted: 10 May 2010 16:52
COBRA12345:
i am not ready to defend you again, still having treatment after last case..................................i need more pillssssssssssssssssssssssss

Snakey,

Ok, ok, i´ll never be naked again. Please erase that image from ur pretty head.

Btw, i´m trying to keep a low profile so ............ssshhhhhh.

If you keep calling me you know i´ll need ur services.

xxx
Author danm97
Forums Member
#578 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:01
Seeing the forum lately...

I think it's time to get back in buisness !!

We might have many customers !! lmao ;-P
Author PandaFlesh
Forums Member
#579 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:09
Judge Judy ... I wish to report the VanDanmage for being a fairy snatcher.

;0)
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#580 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:16
Its true he is hoarding all the dust, not only keeping her in a mountain cabin in the wilderness wearing nothing but mukluks.This Canadian is keeping the dust to himself.

I see an anti trust case or something,,please help the little guys we need dust too...


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Author VanDanMage
Forums Member
#581 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:16
Are you looking for a fight little skunk ???

Cuz I,m here and ready to fight back !!

And so you know.... The Fairy is MINE !!! ;-P
Author PandaFlesh
Forums Member
#582 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:17
VanDanMage:
Are you looking for a fight little skunk ???Cuz I,m here and ready to fight back !!And so you know.... The Fairy is MINE !!! ;-P

hahahaha bro its da fairy I'm scared of ... you're a pussycat!!

;0)
Author VanDanMage
Forums Member
#583 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:18
chefbuddy:
Its true he is hoarding all the dust, not only keeping her in a mountain cabin in the wilderness wearing nothing but mukluks.This Canadian is keeping the dust to himself.

I see an anti trust case or something,,please help the little guys we need dust too...

OMG !! CHEF !! You come to supprt the Pandaviscious ??? You guys will get my wrath !!! mwuahahahahahahaha...cough cough... ok let me think of a plan now !! lol
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#584 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:20
Exhibit 1.
VanDanMage:
And so you know.... The Fairy is MINE !!! ;-P

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Author jd805
Moderator
#585 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:21
please judge, you might consider my suit, as i have been made aware that chefbuddy has used his egg beater in an inappropriate way, and not with me. names to be named if you hear my case
Author VanDanMage
Forums Member
#586 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:22
PandaFlesh:
you're a pussycat!!

lmao !! Youre dead smeely meat "bro" !!!

chefbuddy:
Exhibit 1.

what the hell ?? Youre already putting proufs together against me ?? grrrrrrrrrrr lol
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#587 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:25
Exhibit #2


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Author Judge
Forums Member
#588 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:27

******* ALL RISE *******

»» The Courtroom is back in action ««

»» My Judgements and Condanmation will be with NO MERCY ««
Author juliafairy
Forums Member
#589 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:28
lmaoooo how da heck did i get involved in da court??
Author danm97
Forums Member
#590 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:29
Arent you the Mafia fairy ?? lol
Author juliafairy
Forums Member
#591 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:31 - Edited by: juliafairy
danm97:
Arent you the Mafia fairy ?? lol

I am!!! so watch out!!! ;-)

edit spelling
Author danm97
Forums Member
#592 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:33
WHAT ??? Are you starting a fight against me already ????
Author juliafairy
Forums Member
#593 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:34
Look the pic above... you're the one having me in chains!!! lmao
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#594 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:34
We need a Doctor to examine the Fairy, she may be under the spell of the evil Dr. Maple Leaf.
Does the court have someone or must we look outside the court.

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Author juliafairy
Forums Member
#595 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:35
me? under a spell??? Mwahahahahahahahaha

ermmm maybe you're right chefy lol
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#596 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:35
Exhibit #3
juliafairy:
you're the one having me in chains!!!

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Author danm97
Forums Member
#597 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:37
juliafairy:
Look the pic above... you're the one having me in chains!!!

Thats because you been a naughty fairy !!! lol
Author chefbuddy
Forums Member
#598 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:37
Exhibit #4
juliafairy:
ermmm maybe you're right chefy

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Author juliafairy
Forums Member
#599 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:38
danm97:
Thats because you been a naughty fairy !!! lol

WHAT??? You wanna get your self in twouble???
Author Judge
Forums Member
#600 - Posted: 3 Nov 2011 22:39

chefbuddy:
Does the court have someone or must we look outside the court.

»» The court does not provide anything here ««

»» You have to bring your own "experts" ««

»» And I only will deicide if the results are approved ««
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