Well hun... you didnt really try to keep me when you said...



loooooooooool

lmaoooooooooooooooooo !!

I'm sure the Judge will see it the way I do !!

Even though I said those things you didnt quit me (yet) so still Spam is trying to take you away from me !! My point is made and very strong !! You cant deny it !! He will suffer fr4om it !! mwuahahahahahaha !!

Yes I do too lol

Well Your Highest of the Highest Honourablenesssssss,

It seems you have forced my hand and to be honest, i'm not falling on a sword for this. The name of the mastermind involved is............................ BATANKYU.

It came to his attention that some fraudulent activities were going on and that something needed doing to bring this to the fore. Now, I know you may think this impossible and that BAT would never be bothered with such a crime, but when it comes to stats and players wanting to get into the millionaire club, Bat is deadly serious especially if they do not win chips by winning them at the tables.

In a coded message to myself, in the form of jumbled digits, i'm sure BAT was asking me to find out how unaccountable chippies were being obtained. I must admit that i found it strange how only i decifered this coded message this way and was surprised nobody else could. I thought maybe i was just too clever for my own good :P................as i turns out, maybe they were just jumbled numbers that no one could understand.

With this in mind surely you can understand my predicament in not wanting to name names and knowing how important Bat stats are to everyone here at TFPR. So sir, i am at your mercy and hope that you will be kind and gentle on me and that you will not take this matter any further in terms of BAT, he was only doing this for the good of the site and that it is not his fault that certain players would do anything to get themselves onto the honours list.

So, I get all my wishes.........................................YES ?????

Your Honour (i wont suck up to you as most)

As you may or may not know it is very difficult to captain a team. Now I have the added worry that I may have a spy in the camp. When i first read this message

Sadly, I am not available for the 15th ( Puffs league game ) or the 21st ( Ref's Society meeting ). Sorry About this Kez, just unlucky with dates & timiings. My heart is literally breaking here.

Steve xoxoxoxoxox

I thought nothing of it. Now I feel there might be a code within this message, and I wonder whether you have an expert on such things. I asked Mr Ruggerman to be the VC of the royals and he thought up all excuses why it shouldnt be him and now it all falls into place. HE WASNT HAPPY WITH JUST VC HE WANTED THE CAPTAINCY. When I finally worked this out the next message in the royals thread was

I'm defo going to go missing in action more often :P

Steve xoxoxoxox

Now you honour you must find this as strange as I do and would appreciate your input

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, MAYBE.

Your most honorable High...ness,

I respectfully submit for the court's consideration the following evidence with which it may conclude that Rugger's above referenced assertion is indeed credible.

This piece of classified documentation (while purchased in a small tobacco shop in an alleyway behind tattered curtains and a worn sign bearing the words... 'Please come again soon, we look forward to servicing you!) will clearly show the court a side of Batankyu2 that few, if any, have ever truly encountered.

With sincere admiration and some degree of surly trepidation... I present the following:

LMdanmAO !!

Your answers are definitly not in the right order !! lol

ROFL !! Your Honor !! I'm sure she got a good point there !! lol

hahahahahaha !!

»» Transparency isnt my moto ««
»» I have too many deep secrets on this forum to confest ««
»» Bad blood is thicker than water ««

»» Dear M. danm ««
»» your case is very strong! ««
»» And your prouf is undeniable ««
»» Therefor my Judgement will be quick ««

»» M. Swamp is GUILTY! ««
»» The Condanmation will follow ««
»» as soon as the Condanmed show up in the courtroom! ««

»» This is My Judgement! ««

»» Ok let's start... ««


»» I never trusted this digit maniac ««


»» The court need a copy of this document in it's entire ««


»» Nobody is above the law! ««
»» Even if they do good for the community! ««
»» The Moderators are my favorite victims, just to tell you! ««
»» So M. Bruce Wayne is nothing for me ««


»» Yes you are! ««


»» Daydreaming? ««


»» Of course I will take this further with this rich man! ««
»» He might want to bride me ««
»» Which is always appreciated ««
(I just hope he shows up here, not his style of thread lol -danm97)


»» For your cooperation ««
»» I will grant you near half of your demands! ««

»» The other half might be granted after this case is closed ««

1. Pictures of a past life are kept locked away :P (promised by TFPR)
»» Granted for now ««
»» But if any accusation are made against you the court reserve the right of unvealing them! ««

2. Potentially, captaincy of the Royals, if kez is locked up. Muwhahahahahah
»» If Kez is locked up so we need the closing of the said case ««

3. Again, i ask for my chippies back as expenses are not being covered here. (with interest would be nice )
»» The courtroom bank is empty ««
»» So therefor we need to take this amount of chips from a moderator's bank ««
»» the court ask you to provide which moderator you would like us to take it from? ««

4. finally i get my life back, once again able to sit with Mrs ruggs, holding hands watching 'the sound of music' in HD.
»» I heard Mrs. Ruggs had enough of you... ««
»» the court cant force a human being to go against his/her heart ««
»» Not sure but I even heard she have a restricted order over you! ««

5. If i could keep the egg beater it would be much appreciated, Mrs ruggs has taken a liking to it :P
»» This will have to be decided after the case is closed! ««

»» Big mistake! ««

»» But still... ««

»» You do have some good points! ««
»» M. Rug must provide good reason for those lame excuses! ««


»» I suspect this whole story was part of his big plan to bring down all his obstacle between him and the captaincy of the Royals! ««



»» He either need to be a very good liar or tell us the truth! ««

»» Dear For Homme ««
»» The court request you to provide prouf ««
»» That each of your answer are undeniably true! ««

»» First of all ««
»» I welcome you in this humble courtroom dear Mrs Angelique ««

»» Your prouf against M. Bruce Wayne ««
»» Obviously shows that this man is realy part of the law agents ««
»» We all know those men cant be trusted! ««

»» Could you try to bring this man in front of the courtroom so we have a few words with him? ««

Come and get me if you can

ONE could ask each of them, surely?

Dear Mr Judge, I don't agree with your decision, the one who is gulity here is Danm, cause:
TheWolfman:
kick the wife out then you'll get all 5 to yourself!

danm97:
I kick myself for leting her in everyday !! lol ;-P

juliafairy:
Wait till we get married and then he can kick me out lol

danm97:
Now that makes me think twice about the wedding !! lmao ;-P

Danm clearly shows here:
1. He want to kick me out
2. He is having second thoughts about the wedding!!!

He brought me to Canada all the way from Greece and now he wants me out!!!
Well in my opinion Danm is the guilty one here not Sweet Swampy
I demand this case to open again!!!!!

Your Majesty / oooops sorry your Honour,

I can't believe my terrible luck of late. I had the 'said' evidence in my hand, ready to pass onto yourself when suddenly my dog jumped up and proceeded to munch on it like it was one of Adams medium-rare steaks.

Because of this and the now mounting expenses i have built up (payment to Kez & lawyers), i took the decision to dig a little deeper for myself. It seems this whole scam is much,much bigger than first thought, involving more and more high ranking officials here at the site and worst of all a high ranking Judge.

Before i go any further, i want some kind of guarantee of protection as i am genuinely worried for not my life but my chip stack. I want a new name and a 24hr bodyguard, one i can vet myself :P. For this i will start naming names and i will hand over the 'ledger' book with all transactions that have taken place over the last 6 months, its frightening how many people are involved here !!!!!!!!

Or you can just get someone to pay me off 'Mr High Ranking Judge'. I'll say no more..................................................for now :P

Sorry... havent been around much this week... I work like crazy at my job... But I will post answers soon !!
Sorry again !!

Obviously too busy !!!!!!, busy spending your cut maybe ???? :P