I'll take the sign and a voucher.

heh hem

i move that the bingo players currently seated at the 3 turbo tables, to wit: speedstar, jamessm9, mokey, zeususa, pwhite85, ffreddy, msr7988, pothead67, wolverine1981, JAMESBEHAN, Pokkaking, AUSTINPOWER, deepak0279, abouda, Louann3939, lawyergirl7, Flusher1, mebeatu, 123win, King10A, ZakkWylde, ladyG, armyofhardcore and chrisOOOOOO
report to this thread for immediate prosecution.

You are charged with going all in with 7/2 off-suit and beating my client's pocket aces through excessive use of dumb luck and with criminal disregard for the loss of actual poker play this inflicts on my client.
Furthermore, we charge that you used said luck to rob him of not only him moment of glory, but also his imaginary online poker chips.

We feel it's only appropriate for you to compensate us for stated losses with regular payments of any kind of good luck (including beginner's) you have laying around.
We also feel that rehabilitation is necessary in order to prevent future infractions and suggest that any offender be put on the naughty step.

I advise you to settle quickly, to avoid the otherwise inevitable class action.

Case 000000009: danm vs Tiandra....Accusation: not posting enough reply in threads, Tia will be defended by Hovis.

Case 000000010: Bluffmaybe vs Bingo players (speedstar, jamessm9, mokey, zeususa, pwhite85, ffreddy, msr7988, pothead67, wolverine1981, JAMESBEHAN, Pokkaking, AUSTINPOWER, deepak0279, abouda, Louann3939, lawyergirl7, Flusher1, mebeatu, 123win, King10A, ZakkWylde, ladyG, armyofhardcore and chrisOOOOOO)....Accusation: Worthless all ins and bad beats against poket aces. Added press charge: dumb luck and reckless endangerment of Bluff's chips, legal representative of Bluff will be Lefty, Bingo players's attorney still to be found.

Case 000000011: Cucko vs Someone ???.... Accusation: Hit and run, Hmmmmm need the name of the defendant or no cause will be heard and I dont dont any attorney will take defense of an invisibla guy.... This case need to be more detailled or it will be a no show.

Case 000000012: Cucko vs Non-standers....Accusation: Nonstading when its time, still in need of names, but the court can provide you a witmess for your case wich is Indyrock who knows well non-standers lol

Case 000000013: Egg vs danm....Accusation: having a slight bald spot on his crown and denial of such is a crime against humanity as all we of the slaphead community embrace our follicle deficiencie whilst he hides his shamefully, Attorney on this case for danm is aill to be found.

Case 000000014: psank vs sphank (has I ubderstand I think? lol)...Accusation: Quote: I'de like to fiel a complant against all illederit playrs. I find it diffikult to understend must at the tabels. Its a sham that a edjacated persen like me has to deel with this, arent their schols in the other countrys?
I wood like pandapans to misreprazent me plees. ty
Theres maybe a cause here but not sure if any1 understand and want to represent please stand and speak lol Think he said Panda as for his attorney but not sure lol

LMAO!!! With All of you guys !!! Think this thread will be a succes cause of you cwazy poker players I like it !!! thx !!

Lefty: thank you so much for such a good advocacy. I think its in the pocket hun xxx ;-)

Dimp: Hey hun I suggest to you .... Do not present yourself in such outfit for your trial hun !!! Its jail garanted !!! lol

Egg: hmmmm posting in a thread while youre drunk ?? I dont know if its supose to be allowed in the courtroom ?? Ill come back at you for this lol

Panda: sure m8 you can be represented by Egg, but its at your own risk since he always come drunk for his advocacy... lol

Case 000000004: Lefty vs the defender lefty ??? anyways lol.....Accusation: knowing how to spell sqeecky at such a crucial moment, Lefty will be defended by danm

I think it's time you saved me from myself :)

Was about hun!! lol

tell them I've learned my lesson; i know now that it's: es kyew you ee aay kay why; squeaky

Advocacy for Case 000000004:

Dear honourable Judge, my client cant be charged for such accusation !!!

The thing is that she's dyslectic and she cant even prononce a single letter without screwing it. and show you some prouf of it

Prouf # 1.1: Took from the poker players album:
Quote:
i don't know! no matter how i spell it, it doesn't look right.
squeecky?
skweekie??
sqeeky?
skiwiki?

Prouf # 2.1: Took from here above:
Quote:
es kyew you ee aay kay why; squeaky

In addition to that I'd like to tell you that if you could hear that women, you wouldnt be abble to understand a word she say. Cause everytime she say a word, she bite her tonge and you hear a sqeaky noise out of it. There for there was surely a misunderstanding here, the accusation must have been took for a single noise she said.

I ask that all charges be dropped against my client for not fonded accusation !!!

Advocacy for case 000000005:

"gas vs the defender Lefty....Accusation: talking too seriously seriousness"

Dear honourable Judge, my client cant be charged for such accusation !!!

This advocacy will be easy you honor.

Shes the funniest thing around and theres no way she could be serious for a moment. We never saw a post from without a good "lol" at the end. And there for the accusator must find some prouf of his sayin to be beleivable and no way he can.

And for more prouf to this case I join a pic of the defender, only to prove that if you see a women like that would you beleive she can be serious about anything ??



So I ask that all charges be dropped against my client for not fonded accusation !!!

I'de like to fiel a complant against all illederit playrs. I find it diffikult to understend must at the tabels. Its a sham that a edjacated persen like me has to deel with this, arent their schols in the other countrys?

I wood like pandapans to misreprazent me plees. ty


hahahaha .....

yes indeed Paul I will misrepresent you, bro:

Ladies and Gentlement of the jury ... I admit that my client peeee esssss is guilty.

phew, glad we refused that plea-bargain before hand - you might have got off.

.... I have to admit, bro - next time (and we all know there will be a next time you recidivist, you), maybe better to use your normal "people" to represent you ... Häagen-Dazs !!!

here is their main office:

Dear lefty.

I have great faith in you as my lead council in this matter, however i feel it may be prudent to wait a while. I have a feeling i am not the only one who will be bringing this case against those guilty fraudsters and feel that maybe a class action tort could be the best way to proceed.

I will endeavour to group all those with a similiar complaint together and maybe then we can all file suit as a group. Unless you as lead council have a better idea.

Voucher and sign in the post

Panta, thaks for the misreprazentashun.

Lefty, i'm thinking about maybe bringing a case against players who do not know how to use the fold button..

Again, as yet, no defendants, but i'm sure we can find a few.

Maybe this could be incorporated into the 1st suite, although i think it would be perfectly good on it's own as a case.. What do you think?

I would like to bring a case forward to thefreepokerroom.com Judaical system,
i am sick and tired of all these middle age men constantly complaining about there ''little pair'' and there ''pre flops.''

Surly this is not the place to discuss such a delicate issue.

While we are on the subject though, can any one put in touch with a sexy young lady my pre flop seems to have gone wrong.

danm97
PandaFlesh well done councilmen, both were spot on.

bluffmaybe
Looove the sign, gonna hang it in the bathroom.

tell me more about this button failure and how it affects you.
also, what kind of settlement are you looking for?

I don´t have a accusation, just a doubt.

Why is this courthouse inside a lunatic asylum? hehe

Someone else noticed it? Or i forgot my meds again adn i´m seeing things?

:)

the court came to asylum just so you could feel included, jot ;p
we love visiting hour

»»Case 000000002: Panda vs the defender danm....Accusation: Too many funny thread,danm will be defended by lefty««

»»Lefty you made a gread advocacy, But your client is Guilty !!««

»»Howerver for the well being of this forum no charges will be kept against him.««

»»But a sentence must be applyed««

»»Condanmation:««

»»He will be forced to make people "LMPAO" as most as he can««

»»And yes danm will be ask to be a witness in the case 000000001 against manequinne««

»»This is my JUGEMENT««

ty your honor

»»Case 000000013: Egg vs danm....Accusation: having a slight bald spot on his crown and denial of such is a crime against humanity as all we of the slaphead community embrace our follicle deficiencie whilst he hides his shamefully««

»»I suspect Egg of being jalous of such handsome guy that is danm««

»»And««

»»I suspect Lefty of being in love with her client««

»»With so many kind comment towards danm««

»»But since no prouf has been given that danm got slight bald spot on his crown««

»»The judgement is NOT GUILTY««

»»This is my JUDGEMENT««

»»Case 000000004: Lefty vs the defender lefty ??? anyways lol.....Accusation: knowing how to spell sqeecky at such a crucial moment««

»»Most ridiculous advocation ever heard from danm««

»»But since I didnt understand a single word from the defender in that case««

»»The judgement is NOT GUILTY««

»»This is my JUDGEMENT««

»»Case 000000005: gas vs the defender Lefty....Accusation: talking too seriously seriousness««

»»This is serious buissness we take in here«« (not)

»»I need to hear the defender on how much serious can she be in here««

»»Judgement will be made after««

Case 000000014: psank vs sphank (has I ubderstand I think? lol)...Accusation: Quote: I'de like to fiel a complant against all illederit playrs. I find it diffikult to understend must at the tabels. Its a sham that a edjacated persen like me has to deel with this, arent their schols in the other countrys?

»»weirdess case ever had to judge««

»»Luckyly the defender admited guilty««

»»So here's the CONDANMATION««

»»The defender must GO BACK to school in every country that there is««

»»But has for the attorney on that case««

»»No animal allowed in the courtroom««

»»So please next time use another ID«« LMPAO
»»This is my JUDGEMENT««

your honor, I think my council (where is that guy?!) would agree that we need to hear from the prosecution first and hear their claim of my alleged seriousness. I myself can only point to my many posts in this thread as evidence of my seriously serious seriousness.

Danm! wake up!
No, don't vomit on the judge's shoes!

I'd like to ask for a quick recess, your honor, so I can hose down my lawyer

»»Has for the case of Bluffmaybe and Lefty vs Lucky Bingo Players««

»»This case will be taken in front of a JURY««

»»Which will be 12 members who will volunter for the job««

all i can say to lefty is lmpao B.I.N.G.O.

»»Has for the case of Bluffmaybe and Lefty vs Lucky Bingo Players««
not just plain lucky, judge; inappropriately lucky; indecently lucky; obscenely lucky. Let's not diminish our charge by forgetting the proper adjectives.

and we have our first jury member :Louann3939

Louann3939
butter finger, tootsie roll ;p

Opps sorry Lefty I'm a lazy lawyer lol

Too many case to care of but im on your case now and its gona go forwards !!

You know we are in a no lose situation !!

Advocacy for case 000000005:

"gas vs the defender Lefty....Accusation: talking too seriously seriousness"

Please Mr. Judge I would like to call to the stand my opposite gaz to hear his claim of my client alleged seriousness.

And has a pouf of her serious seriousness you should take in consderation all her advocacy she made in here and her dedication for the forum must be noticed for that case. That prove her innocence cause we all know that there is more serious seriousness than serious in the forum.

So there for i assert that this case is have no fond and it must have been closed for the start.

Thanks your honor for hearing me

hahahha too funny. Love it. Oh and I love Butter fingers and Tootsie rolls :P.