Jot Found the perfect outfit for your figure...return to Lefty when your case has been heard thanx....should knock them dead in this!!

»»The judgement is NOT GUILTY««
Woohooo, that's the second time I've gotten off in this thread.
Now let's get hovis there...

Kindly judge, your honor
I think my client hovis is a victim of peewee's evil schemes and we counter charge with first degree framing and attempting to slice the loaf and turn it soggy.

The evidence:
1. I'd like to point to Peewee's known aliases as evidence of the kind of predatory creature we're dealing with.
First he was known as Willie Wonka, a character known for luring unsuspecting kids into his chocolate factory, where he put them through unspeakable tortures in a selfish attempt to find a succesor.
Then he went by Peewee, a character who lured kids into his playhouse to sit through unspeakable acts of "entertainment" untill the actor that played him got arrested for being unable to resist...himself.. while watching Nurse Nancy (and let's not even mention the arrest in 2002)
although this in itself proves nothing, it helps support my next point

2.It is in fact Peewee, who has been trying to seduce our beloafed hovis. I point to threads like : URL ,
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and posting lewd pictures of himself in this thread : URL

3. The day hovis walked in on Peewee in the shower, he had been beckoned to Peewee's "playhouse" via messenger with the promise of flours. Once there, my client simply followed the trail of butter, lunch meats and marmite. The trail turned out to lead to the shower and there was peewee, holding a pair of aces.

ur Honor:

Something is not right.

I´m the only one in here who´s not charged of anything.

i demand to know what i´m being accused of.

( Jot runs with Dimps outfit through the hallways and jumps shouting " zombie judges are after meeeeeeeeee" )

Dimps,

That outif is a threat to every1. who in his right mind wants to see my belly button? Ur rite, i should knock them dead or, at least, blind but if look at it i´ll kill myself too.

Louann:

Ur judging my mental health? Don´t worry, the chip truck is almost at ur home!!

i´m very cofident that my appointed lawyer will b there in time.

oh well, i hope i´ll b there in time.

ps: This str jacket is a bit tight. damn hovis can´t get my size right.

Lmfao so funny lefty. Brilliant judge, man this thread is like old days, i got a smile.

Hehe jot, i will take it off if you sign a declaration that you wont use your hands on anything except eating?

Thought about it and decided to answer the charge that I don't post........ heres a post set me free of all charges ;-)

Lefty: WOW !!!! WOW !!!! Thats the best defense yet !!!! well done and lmdanmao

Hovis: Glad you enjoy mate now its time for you to defend your client.

Tia: Good attemp !!! But im not sure the judge would take 1 post has a complete rehabilitation ;-P lol

»»Case 000000016: Pee Wee vs The defender Hovis...Accusation: Stalking pair««

»»Defense have been heard««

»»And great advocacy I must say««

»»But««

»»The prosecutor must be heard too««

»»Which is Pee Wee in that case««

»»And I would like to hear what the defender has too say««

»»So Lefty I am asking you to call your client to THE STAND««

»»And question him««

»»Jotatuga««

»»You dont seems to know how things work in a courtroom««

»»This is my first and final WARNING««

»»You cant addres YOURSELF to The JUDGE««

»»You need to be represent««

»»Find a lawyer to represent you««

»»Or condanmation will be instant««

»»And by the way DRESS YOURSELF FOR GOD SAKES««

Attention to Jota´s attourney.

Crawl back in here, pls.

It should b easy work. i´m totally innocent of being sane.....sorry, insane.!!

Damn, i need more pills. nuuuuuuuurse!!!

:)

This won't take long, your honor.

Hovis, that day in the Playhouse, when it became clear you were going to leave without touching peewee's flop; did he say to you "If you walk out that door, you're toast!"

yr honour on behalf of my client mr jot,i can but apologise for his attire.
but his wardrobe consist of sheet like clothing and lots of buckles..maybe a nice sparkly belt and dress jewellery will help brighten him up.
i will advise mr jot that he must not undress oopps address the right honourable in any future appearances ....please notify me of any further hearings as my client lives in a very secure house and i have terrible trouble speaking with him.......
my client pleads not guilty......to (most) all charges brought against him

the snake lawyer

No lefty, he said "Hmmm big boy chase me" and It may have been toast or was it "Touch your toe's"?

Can you describe the playhouse for us? Anything that jumped out at you? Collection of breadcrumbs maybe?

Jot: you cwazy git !!! lol

Lefty: Keep the good work !!! Youre awesome !!! And so funny !!!

Cobra: lol funny you should post more often in threads.
But for your case, I think youll need some prouf of your client's sanity !! Medical repport something like that lol

hovis: LMdanmAO !!!
And by the way you still have to defend Tia you know ;-)

to my snake lawyer.

Some1 in this courtroom is not being inparcial.
That Demon( not saying names) yes u, is always calling me cwazy.
Don´t know why.
Should it b bcause i dress like Ghandi?
Damn, i forgot my high heels.
pls,defend me asap.
:)

this is damnation...my client my well leave the house with his toga tucked in his pants .....but does that make him insane .... actually thought his high heels looked rather fetching.....what happened to innocent untill proven guilty


the snake lawyer

ps jot the chip cheque bounced

lmao COBRA12345

LOL @ cobra

Bounced?

The bank is closed. says "no funds available".

Damn wall street.

:(

u dont need a defence even your own lawyer knows yoour guilty as charged lolololol but when u wear the high heals please make a piccy coz i really wanne see it lolololol

My attorney is asleep...shhhhhhh. Leftys need shut eye too, but I will answer for her return. You say describe playroom of PeeWee?

It is painted In a hue of many colours, predominately chocolate, it smells of Lama hair stuffed pillows and cottage cheese. The decor matches his carpets, finely woven in the best slave labour patience, with tassels of buffalo neck roughage and waxed back hairs.
The windows are boarded up with boarding up material and his broken wardrobe door shows me his starched and ironed boxer short collection. I am afraid, very afraid, plead guilty and get me out of here, I need a strong drink.

Jot: When you talk about Demon, is it me ?? Is it some sort of accusation ?? maybe we can settle this in a trial ?? what you think ?? Do you feel sane enough to win a case ?? lol

Cobra: lol hun great post but.... In Jot's case, he's guily until proven innocent lol...........Oh and you didnt knew that with Jot its pro bono ?? no charge for for a client with mental disorder lol

Hovi: lmao m8 I think you are in some weird place with a weird host !! lol

Left: hmmm I just heard your client say guilty !!! do you plead the same for him or you simply take him back to reality ?? if its reality here anyway ?? where am I ?? what am I sayin ?? waaaaaaaaaaa !!!

I think my client needs protective custody....or a drink..... or a stripper named Candy
Whichever you think is doable here in the courtroom

my client mr jot will strip for the bread man.....he needs the funds

damn if the cap fits ...............................lol

ok snake lips, get em off it might cure my fear of all things soft like PeeWee.

lmao................................hovis u need to be in courtroom not hospital wing.....not sure your heart could take it