Figured since we're having a dialog, better take it out of team thread.
I'll recap...

You said:
SUFFOLKQUEEN
Member # Posted: 4 Jun 2009 04:02
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Gentleman

when there is a prevailing front line situation it is not always possible to choose your comrades.

so it is obviously advantageous when you can.

I think it is safer with the enemy.

may you ALL sleep easy at night

which I thought was very dramatic, even for a Wonka. So I said

lefthandwoman
Member # Posted: 4 Jun 2009 04:11
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SUFFOLKQUEEN
are you a fictional character? Is this a quiz?

To which you replied:

SUFFOLKQUEEN
Member # Posted: 4 Jun 2009 04:54
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lhw

aren't we all?

if it was would you know the answers? I doubt it

Is this a philosophical conversation about to take place?

Knowing the two of you as limited as I do -this could get quite interesting...lol.
Best of luck -to the both of you.

=)

lol, not sure, I'm still haven't figured out the accent of my opponent.

You have no idea...lol.
=)

taking a swipe at my obvious lack of trivial quiz knowledge, low blow that one...
So I gave it my best shot, telling you what fictional character you sounded like:

lefthandwoman
Member # Posted: 4 Jun 2009 05:07
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My answer is Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men

Rather then telling me if that was the impression you were going for, you robbed me of my victory by posting this:

SUFFOLKQUEEN
Member # Posted: 4 Jun 2009 05:12
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lhw

you have found a kinship with a few others on this site.

Anatomically speaking your head has achieved the impossible

I mistook your geek-speak for a slightly less hurtful insult and replied:

lefthandwoman
Member # Posted: 4 Jun 2009 05:23
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my head has always been this size. I use a wheel barrel when it gets too heavy.

you take yourself, your "front line"and your "enemies" far too seriously. it's not real, you know...free imaginary online chips, all that

to which you triumphantly and very seriously said:
SUFFOLKQUEEN
Member # Posted: 4 Jun 2009 05:34
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ah ha the vagaries of the english language.

I was not refering to its proportions. but better still given your self confessed reference to its size.

I was speaking logistically

Since I have a tiny brain, buried in a big head, stuck inside a tight and smelly space...please enlighten me again; logistically?

Also, you obviously like big words, but aside from me having my water-head somewhere unpleasant (specially when running the 500m hurdles), what is it you're saying?

In english guys plz if u will

acefulls intrusive proboscis has put edge on our banter that I had not anticipated...
Didnt mean to ruin anything... enjoy

lhw

apologies for the tardiness of my reply.

I was ready to run with this. I think we could have had some fun.

but acefulls intrusive proboscis has put edge on our banter that I had not anticipated.

Dani saw it for what it was. Shame. For the time being consider me wounded in action

sorry my intrusive proboscis but i just thought it was rude it happened in a team thread...


game on

gollum
lol

AceFull
damn intrusive proboscis...they get me every time
I agree that posting in the team thread was inappropriate and rude. My sincerest apologies.

SUFFOLKQUEEN
I consider you a worthy opponent :) Was looking forward to your rebuttal as I never shy away from an intellectual spanking (can't be worse than what hovis dishes out with his slipper).
If you're ever up for a duel to the death, or just to the couch, name your time and place (anything but poker obviously...for "personal" reasons) and throw down your glove!

I inadvertantly popped in for a newspaper and some milk, (should have turned left at the petrol station) and found myself on this meandering lane of communication. Have to say my conversations with Mr Bottomly-Small at the corner shop are rarely this convoluted.
I would request a brief summary in clarification but have reached the conclusion that this would prove to be a far weightier tome.

fulcrumhall
So I was standing around in Suf's team thread and although it was been entertaining for a while (in a reality tv sort of way); I got kind of tired of the relentless, drama inducing megalomania followed by sycophantic jello-shots.
Then Suf walked in, with a line straight out of Con Air and I pounced on him, even though I have never had any beef /chicken/pork with him whatsoever. It was late ( was resisting going to bed, as it leads to sleep and then I miss things) and there was no one else in the thread, so we WWF-ed it up...broke some chairs...

I don't know what Ace said while I was gone, but I can imagine.

caught up properly?

Pace was never my strongest asset on the field of play, however your colloquial summary has illuminated the matter admirably. My problem was probably that I was labouring under the misapprehension that suffolk queen was a pseudonym adopted by a female rather than a male. Perhaps there is an element of gender confusion adding to the tension.

I am grateful that you took the time to post a reply.

By the way, I was browsing through the picture album and was pleasantly surprised by your photo. Feistiness with an angelic facade. An interesting juxtaposition

haha, Feistiness with an angelic facade...I might have to frame that compliment and hang it in my bathroom next to my keep left sign.

The thing is I would imagine the facade to be the feistiness.

That is my hope or I am doomed

lhw

congratulations. You appear to have found a righthandman whose verbosity could keep you on the couch for some time.

But his admiration is superficial, as is your acceptance of it so easily as a compliment .
Would you rather have someone be "pleasantly surprised" by your good looks or test & admire your cerebral powers & wit.
The one is ephemeral the other has longevity. I thought I knew which was which in your case. Now I have my doubts.

let me know when you have exhausted (or become exhausted by) his thesaurusitic compliments.
I will then consider our bellicose reconcillitation (I do love an oxymoron).

just a thought leftie. having reprised the aforegoing I think our heads for our forthcoming tete a tete could be in the same place (respectively of course)

Would you rather have someone be "pleasantly surprised" by your good looks or test & admire your cerebral powers & wit.
ehm...I choose both. flattery will get you everywhere, my friend.

I will not agree to your terms...now challenge me, dammit.

leftie my dear, you have slipped into the use of the profane.
is this to enhance your legend of feistiness or have your etymological skills deserted you.

fulcrumhall
I am at ease with my sexuality, as my wife would testify.
Your sobriquet would suggest you have a balancing act of your own.
Do you know which side you are likely to come down on.

leftie my dear, you have slipped into the use of the profane.
is this to enhance your legend of feistiness or have your etymological skills deserted you

Aw shucks, I was going for mild blasphemy...missed the mark again.
I wasn't actually thinking about my 'legend', just thought I'd try a joke.
Etymology is not my specialty, I'm still just trying to master the English language.

Where does this perpetual need to sound like a text book come from? Surely, big words and complex sentence structure are not all you have to offer.

still waiting for you to explain the use of the word "logistically", as I don't quite grasp how the word applies in that context. Like I said, there is always more to learn...do enlighten.

do I detect a slight tetchiness to your response. Are you having a sense of humour by-pass?

Its been a circuitous route, but here we are at full circle.
As you said yourself"It's not real you know" Its a persona. An adopted incognito cyber character to play games with.
If any of my friends recognise me, they wont know who I am!!!
Have you actually read your own profile? Is it real?

In our earlier exchanges, at my behest, you moved your head from one strategic position to another. Exactly what was required. Perfect logistics. Q.E.D.

Now, this is what I was talking about...lol.
=)

Not sure if my rectum has ever been called a strategic position before :) (okay, maybe once during bath time with my G.I. Joe action figures)
If I was a little snarky, I didn't mean to be. I think that comes from having your feistiness called legendary; it grows legs and gets away from you. Sorry about that.

If any of my friends recognise me, they wont know who I am!!
this paradox made me giggle

and of course my profile is real! It's the chips that are fake.
Where does your adopted incognito cyber character's need to sound like a textbook come from? ;p

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