Never mind, i´ll do it myself.......lol

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Very nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hic, hic!!!

Oops !! I hope I wont get fired cuz I fell asleep in the backstore :-S

WAKE UP u miserable drunk barman!!!!

lmao

HUH???? Where am I ?? ehhhh .... oops !!

hmmmmmm...

Anything I can do for you sir Tuga ?? :-S

Finally.....

I want fried shrimp and the best beer in the world which is......?

I´ll drink the beer with the best advert. eheh

I´m considering this one

This bar seems empty!!!!

So is my glass :(

Barman, please drinks to the lovely lady Tiandra.

I think she ordered a Mojito like this one:



Lovely light and warm night!!!

Perfect for a nice chat!!

wow looks great :-)

Barman
I would like to order a Bailey's like this for jo




We can have that chat now ;-)

Hey hi there Jotty boy and sweet Tia !!!

Glad to have you here guys !!

Enjoy your drinks

Ladies 1st »»»

Crazies then »»»

Now you can chat but please not too loud I need to get some rest again !!! ;-P

What u think of this view Tia??

Peaceful i say

man do i need a drink, i may be goin to prison!!!!

mr. Barman:

I´m here to my m8 Placer.

Bring him JD on the rocks, pls!!! i´m buying!!!

a bit stronger than this one

--- tx m8, i feel back to normal now

hic hic hic buuurp

I´m seeng things

Something strange with that.........beer.



Hey w8, one 4 me too!!!

Damn Zog Pirate

Damn !!! Its been a while since I been here personaly !!!

Ok Where is my staff ??

Wheres the barman ??

Wheres my sexy waitress ??

Wheres the Bistro owner ??

Hmmmmm...

Since when this place as been on selfservice ??

I NEED A DRINK SOMONE SERVE ME !!!

I brought a friend

Good question, Sir!!! I´m tired of serving myself. hic hic

hic hic

Locas hic ..... should ... hic .....rule the world

Cheers.

New Year´s Eve Party

Open Bar i´ve heard!!!!

wooohoooooooo

Mr. Barman:

I´m back to have a toast with my friends. cheers guys and girls
Next round is on me!!!! bottoms up

What is this green stuff? oh well who cares anyway?

Mr. Swamp, i´m still waiting for that yummie stuff ur cooking ( hope it´s not spider, ants or something disgusting like that ).

What do you take me for Jotsterrrrrrrrrrr, a weirdo!
I only cook with the finest of ingredients.

You can look forward to a feast of Yabbies, Morton Bay Bugs, Bogong Moth and Widgety Grubs. All good bush tucker food, high in protein and low in fat. mmmmmm, I'm getting hungry just writing this.

btw....1 Swamp water please, I have a thirst that would put the Sahara to shame.

Can I have a glass of milk, with an umbrella in it please.

the milk i can get u but why the umbrella? doesn´t rain in here!!!

Mr. Swampy,

I´m going out now to get u that ...... water


hic hic

Mr. Swampy:

Here´s ur request

Mr. Roystone

It was hard but me thinks i got ur request

hic hic hic buuuuuurp

Thnx Mr Drunk....but where's my straw?

I'd like to buy jotatuga a large Scottish whiskey to apologise for nasty remark I made about his cleverness. :P

Jot is clever! Well I never. He will be forever. As I said whatever. Now I have a fever. I might need a lever.
Geeeeeeeees, I need a drinnk. Mr Drunk...a double swampwater with a whiskey and tequila chaser if you will please.

Jot I have been waiting for you to come and save me from the Swamps cave for weeks now, but finally I am free..I filled him up with bourbon and made my escape, and I whipped him good...bad man...



Now its time to play barmaid...so orders please....



Me first....after all swamp only supplied strawberries and cream!!

And you complained when!!!!!!

Well I had to give Jot some excuse Swamp..you want I tell him all our secrets?? You would like to share these with him.....


Heres your drink Swamp..from me to you enjoy..xx



Barmaid Dimps