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Should children witness childbirth?

 
Author G50raham
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#1 - Posted: 6 Jun 2009 09:14
Should children witness childbirth?



Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.



Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.



Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.. Smack him again!'
Author chroniclover
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#2 - Posted: 6 Jun 2009 09:23
lol :)
Author swampy60
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#3 - Posted: 6 Jun 2009 09:49
Very good G. lmao
Author Dicki
Forums Member
#4 - Posted: 6 Jun 2009 09:56
LMAO G! Actually thought u were serious for a minute there!
Author GreatestPlayer
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#5 - Posted: 6 Jun 2009 19:33
lol, good one!
Author Dimples
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#6 - Posted: 7 Jun 2009 01:39
And why wouldnt you crawl into such a "cosy womb"??

Good laugh g, but painful memories something you men wouldnt appreciate..

lol
Author TheEgg
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#7 - Posted: 7 Jun 2009 16:17
According to our lass she's not going through all that pushing and shoving again.

She was talking about the conception ................
 
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