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Author lefthandwoman
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#31 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 00:16
as they say here in the south ; bless your heart
that was fabulous

wp
Author jhoyken
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#32 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 01:38
Hi there jhoyken here and the founder of "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" word....hahahaha dont know if they already forget about me coz i've been lost for few months......
Author flyingfinn1
Moderator
#33 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 14:39
lefthandwoman:
delicate blend of patience and violence.

Well, thanks a bunch, lefty hun. I will not go into details about the work I needed to do to my lovely, favorite seat -- to get it fitted into my blender, but now the blender is broken, too. A tragedy of Creek epic proportions. I hope you are insured for this is not the last word on this matter. I believe a court date is required at danM's courthouse. Or as earsy would say: mad now!!!

Sue you there,

Fin
Author nightwriter
Moderator
#34 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 15:28
Hello and welcome.

A little note for newcomers (and a few oldcomers too): If you see me at the tables or in chat, please, please call me Night. Not "hey mod" -- just Night. ;)


Nightwriter xx
Author blade7
Forums Member
#35 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 15:28
wll do mod
Author bluffmaybe
Forums Member
#36 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 15:30
night night or just night?
Author blade7
Forums Member
#37 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 15:31
u stalking me bluff every where i go your behind me m8 lol
Author nightwriter
Moderator
#38 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 15:33 - Edited by: nightwriter
har har, player
Author blade7
Forums Member
#39 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 15:33
any1 seen the new ppl yet?
Author blade7
Forums Member
#40 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 15:34
haha lmao night love it
Author lefthandwoman
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#41 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 16:26
flyingfinn1
Your blender was obviously defective. That's what happens when you go for the cheap stuff.
Besides...I clearly recall saying beanbag chair and I'm sure I could produce witnesses to confirm that.
But if you want to have a go in the courtroom, that's fine. Just be aware that I'll have to counter sue for negligent use of good advice.
Author flyingfinn1
Moderator
#42 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 17:06
Dear Lefty,

I can assure you that my blender was a top-of-the-line kitchen sink with chop knives and Harley Gitson mouse-wheel engine, that came with lifetime guarantee. Unfortunately the mouse expired in yesterdays carnage -- very sad. The company spokesperson explained that the guarantee was for the length of the mouse's life (small-letter legalese being not my strong suit). Hence I could not be applicable for the above mentioned guarantee.

However, I believe, that in my immense sadness, I lost the big picture and the initial reaction was overblown. My suggestion is then as follows: we shall meet for a bean shoot-out duel at dawn. Both can bring desired bean-shooters and choice is free for the beanbag chair to make the ordeal more pleasant. I have no idea as how to decide the winner, but at this point that is a secondary matter.

Most respectfully,

A broken fin
Author lefthandwoman
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#43 - Posted: 29 Oct 2009 19:46
This is my weapon of choice

meet me in the park at sundown
the winner will be determined by gender; whoever is a woman wins
be sure to Bring It!



oh and sorry about your mouse, but I think that may have been the defective part of your blender. I'd get a refund.
Author flyingfinn1
Moderator
#44 - Posted: 30 Oct 2009 12:10


Here is my weapon of choice -- ye amateur, hehe. We need to postpone the duel though, seen that I need to go through extensive sex change now.

By the way...the company agreed to give me a brand new broke-back mountain mouse as they felt sorry for me.

But this challenge has gotten way too interesting for backing down now.
Author PandaFlesh
Forums Member
#45 - Posted: 30 Oct 2009 13:07
lefthandwoman:
Thought yours was "No pants makes friends"

lmpaoooo Kim - that sucker's going on as my MSN asap!!!

cheers you evil genius, you.

Lefty for forum mod I say!!!!!
Author ronvisser
Forums Member
#46 - Posted: 30 Oct 2009 13:15
I personaly agree Alan, she will do just fineeeee
Author lefthandwoman
Forums Member
#47 - Posted: 30 Oct 2009 20:29
PandaFlesh:
cheers you evil genius, you.

Lefty for forum mod I say!!!!!

I think the evil bit would get in the way.
You on the other hand...have no such issues :)
Author danm97
Forums Member
#48 - Posted: 1 Nov 2009 20:49
lol dani just seen your answers to my new commers questions !! Nice one hun !!!

OMG !! Finn Lefty you are both nuts lmao !!!

The courtroom is waiting for you 2 lol !!
Author flyingfinn1
Moderator
#49 - Posted: 2 Nov 2009 04:28
Dear Lefty,

As I was able to tell you already in short, when our ways passed at the tables -- I received my mountain mouse in good order. What I didn't realize though was that they (the company that is) would send me a mouse.... that literally has a broke-back. Silly me. I thought I'd get a closet free mouse. Now instead I have to figure out how to get this spineless rodent spin the wheel. My sex change plans are proceeding according to plans -- now I only need 23.874.342 free chips to pay for the op -- and I am ready to duel.

Another interpretation would be that I try to cowardly find excuses not to raise to the challenge that I, myself, initiated. That would be a false interpretation. Anyone making such an attempt would find oneself in the courtroom offered generously by danm -- to solve matters to my favor.

the healer fin
Author marie1160
Forums Member
#50 - Posted: 2 Nov 2009 10:49
welcome all you new comers. this is a great place to be. allow me to introduce myself im marie known as the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lady. dani does sometimes lock me up at night lolllllllllllllll and a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to you all.
Author patcy2017
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#51 - Posted: 3 Nov 2009 02:45
hi all im adam aka patcy... NOT PATSY! lol was a typo meant to be patchy when i joined :D
Author Dimples
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#52 - Posted: 7 Nov 2009 04:11
"oh btw my names swampy"......Do i know you? Are you new on the site? hehe..I know its sweet swampydo...I do know you..:-D

What does nh, vnh, ty, wd, wp, gg means ?? nice hamstrings, very neat hat, where's Dimples, go gaga.....LMAO Lefty.....Dan does say that eh?..thats cause the boy misses his dimps..:-(

Hi my name is Dimples, u may call me dimps, darling, hun, sweetie, sugar..well anything you like actually...but no rude names please I am a very sensitive aussie gal, who loves this poker site and the great people that are on it...most of all I love a laugh...thankyou people for brightening up my day.

Finn...I find bringing my own cushion makes sitting more comfortable.
Author Daniella
Forums Member
#53 - Posted: 7 Nov 2009 07:54
patcy2017:
NOT PATSY! lol was a typo meant to be patchy when i joined :D

Happens a lot...lol....=)
Author swampy60
Moderator
#54 - Posted: 7 Nov 2009 20:30
Hi my name is Dimples, u may call me dimps, darling, hun, sweetie, sugar..well anything you like actually...but no rude names please

You may also add, dimpydo, but whatever you do, don't call her late for dinner. :P

btw, here's something else to brighten your day.
Author danm97
Forums Member
#55 - Posted: 7 Nov 2009 23:09
Dimples:
Dan does say that eh?..thats cause the boy misses his dimps..:-(

Always Sugar !! Miss the fun we have together hun !!! ;-)

Dimples:
Hi my name is Dimples, u may call me dimps, darling, hun, sweetie, sugar

Am I the only one calling you sugar ??
Author Dimples
Forums Member
#56 - Posted: 7 Nov 2009 23:54
Reserved Names...dimpydo....Only you swampydoo...xx

Sugar...only you dan....xx

you always brighten my day swamp....a bright light shining in my life...hehe
Author bizmiard
Forums Member
#57 - Posted: 1 Dec 2009 21:27
ok- finally back

if anyone remembers my old user, giantsquid, then this is my new nick- (:P i havent been able to play in awhile and i forgot my pass for the giantsquid account- stopped bothering and just made a new one)

so yeah- i mostly play hi-lo omaha, but am also relatively decent at NL hold 'em
Author fmaleballer47
Forums Member
#58 - Posted: 11 Dec 2009 06:35
Hi everyone....just signed into the forum though I've been playing here for awhile....have met and played (poker) with alot of you....and i just love it here!! Feels soooo homey lol
Author LUCIFIRE
Forums Member
#59 - Posted: 11 Dec 2009 09:30 - Edited by: LUCIFIRE
boooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author jotatuga
Forums Member
#60 - Posted: 12 Dec 2009 10:06
Hello:

Looking for the bar and found this room.

Never played here but my ID is in order.

hehe
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