Dear ... Gits
I really appreciate the way you ... Rob me
I remember a time you ... Robbed me, and I never told you how much that meant to me
I appreciate how patient you've been about... The way u all loiter with the intent of robbing me
I never told you how much I admire you for ... Robbing me
I wish we could ... just be friends
I want you to know, I'm not glad I have so many gits in my life. Thank you.
with love ... Den
