im from peterborough but born in norwich ooooo arrrrr
I was born a mere 2oz where i was raised by field mice in the late eighties. The heavy drug abuse took its toll on my father who, whilst tripping on LSD sold me to a camel farmer in the west indies for half a cornish pasty. Times were good until the famin on 94 when everything dried up including the secretive love between camel and I. I felt it was time to search for new horizons. Whilst browzing months later in a sandwich shop south of westminster I came across a small child which I immediately adopted and called Nigel Herringbottom. We had our highs and lows and I eventually lost him along with all my cherished possessions and dignity to a poker player formerly known as alteredego, on a supposed 'free' poker site. Life now is incredible, living life one ante at a time. Sure it has its downsides, i mean would it hurt alteredego to shave once in a while? But y'no rashes come and go, and as will I. My life is a series of fortunate events, and that, my friends, is just the way I like it. |
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