A day in the life of the village called table 1
The Village The Birthday.
The places events and characters portrayed in this work are purely fictional any resemblance to people living or dead are purely intentional
Characters
Beverly = a somewhat dominant character of the female type - blond hair(?) blue eyes and a figure which other females are jealous of.
Denisey = a kindly but severe person of the female type – auburn hair brown eyes and despite being almost the oldest of the group still has a girlish charm and a mischievous personality.
MOD_twr506 = the oldest twin, a jack the lad person of the male type – mousey brown hair brown eyes and a rakish good looks mixed with a dare devil character that somehow always seems to get into trouble.
Twr506 = the youngest twin, a mild but deceptively intelligent person of the male type – mousey brown hair brown eyes with a plain but pleasant face.
Hovis = A male type individual of medium height medium weight medium complexion medium coloured hair and eyes with a medium sized moustache all combining to make him stand out in a crowd.
TheDeville = A rather smooth talking individual of the male type a real party animal and a dancing fool. With slicked down jet black (probably dyed) hair, comes across as somewhat of a giggalo
Evilprawn = A mysterious male type person of obvious intelligence and of an indeterminable age. With receding auburn coloured hair and a twinkle in his eyes.
Boo2u = An extremely friendly person of the male type with dark hair and eyes and a deadly white smile gives the impression that here is a person one could trust
Scene 1 begins
The scene opens outside the village post office were stands twr506 left hand almost on the door handle.
Wait up twr506 says Denisey as she walks quickly up from behind.
Just at that exact moment (I know it was that exact moment because Beverly told me it was) Beverly turned the corner and joins the other 2.
Where is that brother of yours twr506 says Beverly (slightly breathless)
Here I am sys MOD_twr506 why are you dressed like that Beverly he asks?
Like what says Beverly
Like your ready to go out on the town all glamour and glitz says MOD_twr506.
Yes says Denisey you do look glammed up Bev
Well says Beverly (in a snappy cross tone of voice) I try and make an effort some times I don't always look daggy.
We never said you looked daggy says twr506 were just surprised to see you looking glamorous at 9am
Yes says MOD_twr506 it just surprised us.
Oh don't keep on about it says Beverly (in a very irritated sounding voice)
At that precise second (or it might have been the second before or the one before that) hovis's bread delivery van came screetching to a halt along side of the friends and out jumped hovis.
Hi hovis they said in unison (that means together)
Hello twr506, Denisey and MOD_twr506 says hovis who is this rather attractive and slightly familiar looking young lady you have with you.
The group (excepting Beverly) all laugh at this.
That's it says Beverly I am not staying to be insulted further I am going home to sulk and off she stomps muttering to herself (friends huh! - SOME friends just don't appreciate SOME people)
Beverly disappears round the corner
Woweeee says hovis laughing we have got her wound up this year
Yes says Denisey have you got the cake hovis and how about you twins have you sorted out the drinks and invited everybody?
Hovis and the twins reassure Denisey that they have done their part
How about you Denisey asks twr506 have you done your bit.
Oh yes says Denisey all is ready
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Scene ends
Here is the news with your favourite (only) reporter
Stexpepper
Our Top Story
Emil and the moderation team (those faceless nameless bureaucrats who make villagers lives awkward) have given the go ahead for the creation of a high rollers table entrance fee 50k
Quote of the week
Emil "This new 50k table is for the enjoyment of members from every village"
Well this reporter is not fooled and realises that only the super rich can afford to play this table and this is one reporter who promises that he will campaign for equal rights for all members
Our other stories tonight
7 card stud table mysteriously disappears.
This reporter can exclusively reveal that the afore mentioned greatly popular table has gone missing and asks "could this be something to do with the new 50k table?"
Trouble in the forum
Willy Wonka accuses Boozy and froggy in open forum of dirty talking. Well this reporter can repudiate this statement this reporter was given unique access to the transcript of the conversation in question and can assure you good listener that the afore mentioned two ladies never once mentioned "mud" or "grease" or "grime" or " "soil" or "dirt" so the charge of dirty talking is not true.
That is the news in full
This is Stexpepper for the Village news saying goodnight |
