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CMwonka
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 10:23 - Edited by: CMwonka
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Here come's the truth.
1. I'm not willy wonka.
2. I'm not the owner of a chocolate factory.
3. My wife never had an affair with the easter bunny.
4. I don't have a brothel full of self harming umpa lumpa's.
5. I'm not greek.
6. My wife is not alexis.
7. I don't live in uganda.
8. I'm english.
9. I hate chocolate.
10. I'm scared of orange midgets that sing ''umpa lumpa all day long''.
I hope the user's that dragged me into this position are happy,
Because i for one aint....
Emil my friend, i am sorry i lied to you but it was the only way i could gain respect from everyone.
thanks you for reading ''my auto-biography''
heheheheheh hhehehehehe
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CMTripleX
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 10:28
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now thats funny, your a star m8 well done!!!
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chipleaderish
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 11:18
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lmao!
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Jockney
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 11:57
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Oh well, looks like it's Asda for Easter eggs then :-(
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liam
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 12:33 - Edited by: liam
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dude,this wrong on so many level's.
but really quite funny. lol
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niceguyed85
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 12:35
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sorry dude but this is completely childish...
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CMTripleX
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 12:42
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he's just making the site fun, let it be.
it's CMwonka he likes to make people laugh,
look on the funny side of it!!
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hovis
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 12:48
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spread the chocolate! spread the fun!
lmao ditto!
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 13:08 - Edited by: CMwonka
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sorry if i offended any one, its just ment as a light hearted laugh...
so lets all do the willy dance
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staxpaper
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 13:09
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Mr Wonka if you carry on like this in real life that's great.I think your kid's must love it.Your a champ mate keep up the good work,I respect what you do for this site.
Love those little picture's thank's for putting the time in to give us something good to read inbetween game's.
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staxpaper
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 13:11
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Also at the same time I am listening to Bloodhoundgang,and the little dude is dancing to it.
PLease play discovery cahnnel if you have time and you will have the same laugh I am having.
Thanx mate
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splinter1
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 13:27
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10 out of 10 lmao
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BALDYMAN
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 16:57
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Great. Cheers Mr Wonka. Completely misunderstood what you meant by the 'Willy Dance'.
The resulting chaos as elderly women fled in tears whilst small boys simply pointed and joked 'look mum, its like a penis, only smaller' (I was in Tescos' at the time) has meant that I now need collecting from Northampton Main Police Station.
I'm sharing a cell with a large bearded man called Susan who won't let go of my hand. Needless to say, I'm not very happy.
Please bring string as they've taken my belt and shoelaces...and being able to keep my trousers up is a major priority at the moment.
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Jockney
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 17:14
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ha ha Baldy ya nutter
:-)
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CMbigblind168
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 17:58 - Edited by: CMbigblind168
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LMMFAO! u can make me laugh anytime willy
3, 4, and 10 are the best
CM/Bigblind168-
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coolhandluke75
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 18:05
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Thank you wonka! This is the best thing I had to read on the forum for far to long. Finally a smile on my face.
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GeezerUK
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 19:00
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Wonkie Willy- I am a large bearded man called Susan and thank you for your Willy Dance- it helped me find love!
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Ranger456
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2008 19:58
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lmao....
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 29 Feb 2008 00:46
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lol....lmao...
you guy's are as daft as me.....!!!
love it...
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DarbReturns
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# Posted: 29 Feb 2008 00:48
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Lmao..........
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 29 Feb 2008 00:59 - Edited by: CMwonka
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omg.. ive just caught spider man doing the willy dance....
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there all at it............!!!!
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lynnie
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# Posted: 29 Feb 2008 03:08
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lmao. Wonka you really are a ray of sunshine. Thankyou sooo much. Please, please keep up the good work.
By the way I know a few people who dance like that. lol lol
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VACAN23
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# Posted: 29 Feb 2008 03:51
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i must be the only player on the site that hates it but this is a free world isn't?
all i read is chocolate and midgets over and over
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staxpaper
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# Posted: 29 Feb 2008 04:25
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Damn Mr parker bust a move,Madonna has tought you very well.With this dance you are suppose wear a pink outfit not red and blue.Madonna will not be happy with you.
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 29 Feb 2008 11:09
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vacan23,
one day my friend i will introduce you to willy wonka,
have you ever seen the film,''willy wonka and the chocolate factory''...?
if not check it out its a piece of cimamatic genius.
tell you what vacan23, just to get you involved, tell me what film's you like and i will dedicate a post to you my friend.....but in the mean time,
enjoy the chocolate..........
but be aware of the little orange midget's.......
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willy wonka
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VACAN23
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# Posted: 29 Feb 2008 12:40
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lmaooo i have seen the movie but have always been afraid of midgets lol.. i had a dream with u and them and it was pretty scary, they had sand and rope, now put them together in one whole picture ... lol i didnt like the movie to tell u the truth, i like him better as a pirate or a crazy dude with window problems. and movies i like ...mmmmmmmmm action movies all the way, con air, matrix, die hard, the rock u name them.
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 29 Feb 2008 15:57
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vacan23.... you have some serious issue's my friend,
i thought i had problem's, there nothing compared to your wierd stuff.....lol
why the sand and rope.........? lol
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VACAN23
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# Posted: 29 Feb 2008 21:23
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lmaoooooooooo I saw that in a bachelorets party and it was pretty weird. midgets dont use baby oil they use sand lmaooooooo hope u get it (joke)
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 1 Mar 2008 05:14
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lmao.....lol.....lmao
i seeeeee.....
lol
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kerrie
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# Posted: 1 Mar 2008 10:36
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Wonka thank you so much for the fun you bring to the forum, it really is great! Your posts always put a smile on my face, I think we should change the name of laugh lines from "crows feet" to "wonka wrinkles".
Keep it up!
Kerrie
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