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Author Bento
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#1 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 07:52
- Your snores (zzzzz) now have 'dig' in front of them.

- Your kids are arguing...you threaten to call a Mod.

- You talk in your sleep and now your wife wants to know Who is 'lefthandwoman'?

- Bills are due, but you're not worried 'cause you've hit 4 million on the Leaderboard...


Please continue...
Author gaz2002
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#2 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 07:57
you have set your homepage to; thefreepokerroom.com
Author jackhighjo
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#3 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 08:14
I have found myself doing housework whilst listening to the TFPR Jukebox ... the 50's section !!!!!!
Author 1useless
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#4 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 10:41
You decline your real world mates for Friday beers saying "sorry i have an important poker match to play at 4am tomorrow morning and can't get drunk otherwise i may not make it to the game or may sleep through it... maybe tomorrow night..."
Author ronvisser
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#5 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 11:10
If my kids ask a question if they can do something I dont like them to doo, they always ask while I am on the site so my answer is always yes and after I dont remember what they asked....
Author blade7
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#6 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 11:54
U start a thread about it
Author gaz2002
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#7 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 11:58
lol. some1 mentions chips, and you assume theres a poker game going on close by.....(or is tht just me lol)
Author TheDeville
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#8 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 12:15
you read the classified ads and see... 30 something female GG/ NH's/ LOVES IT ALLIN..and dont realise its her breast size, she uses nice moisturiser and she always wants more..
Author lefthandwoman
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#9 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 12:36
during teachable moments with your kids, you hear yourself say "like on my poker site..."

your boss thinks you're off your rocker cause you keep cracking up while doing "inventory" on your computer (and no, that's not a dirty metaphor)

you've named at least one pet Bento
Author foolme
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#10 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 12:48 - Edited by: foolme
another sign is, you used to be righthanded but so much clicking caused carpal tunnel, and now you are lefthanded.
Author patcy2017
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#11 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 13:00
you get called by your username in the "real world"
Author Bento
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#12 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 13:06
yeah..or don't respond to your real name because you're used to be called by your site name
Author denisey
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#13 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 13:21
You plan a day off work so you can get a few games in :)
Author lefthandwoman
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#14 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 13:33
you feel a little less insane with each new post in this thread

It's like when your kid eats glue and then you meet a bunch of other parents whose (whos? who's? whoosh?) kids also eat glue... doesn't fix your kid, but you still feel better
Author blade7
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#15 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 13:52
denisey
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#13 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 13:21
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You plan a day off work so you can get a few games in :)


Haha lmao good 1
Author Bento
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#16 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 17:33
...when you keep checking this thread for more funny responses
Author juliafairy
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#17 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 17:46 - Edited by: juliafairy
my main language is greek but i chat to much in here that i start thinking in english lol
and some times i almost say lol or thing like that to people, imagine that :p
:-)
Author foolme
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#18 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 18:11
If you sing the song called bad day by daniel powter everyday then you know you spend too much time on this site. lol that was a good one, I win.
Author chefbuddy
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#19 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 20:35
You tell your boss " hold on dammit i got pocket aces"
Author zixxernine
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#20 - Posted: 9 Mar 2010 20:41
Bento,

Whaada you mean too much time?

Don't play when your asleep do you, you'll be dead a long time yes? work too huh? not enough time to play you tinker, behave you tart,

zix
Author Boo2U
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#21 - Posted: 10 Mar 2010 00:20
@ Chefbuddy

LOL been there done that!
Author ynot12
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#22 - Posted: 10 Mar 2010 01:26
you start buying stuff from the spam on the site..
Author patcy2017
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#23 - Posted: 10 Mar 2010 02:44
you have to get up in four hours, but theres only 3 left in diamond mine, so you'll wait
Author unclebulgaria
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#24 - Posted: 10 Mar 2010 03:25
when you retire to your bed at night and you say to your partner before he/she turns out the light im all in.
Author HOWARD77
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#25 - Posted: 10 Mar 2010 03:37
you are so annoyed your computer went bang and you couldnt get on for 24 hours you get up early just to pinch your kids laptop
Author tomboob
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#26 - Posted: 10 Mar 2010 10:46
your other half says there goin out to play bingo... this really gets on your nearves
Author ubuntu
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#27 - Posted: 10 Mar 2010 12:17
" hold on dammit i got pocket aces"

Thats a good 1 chefbaby.
How many times had you said that to your dining room staff?
Author skyline888888
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#28 - Posted: 10 Mar 2010 12:40
Hahaha...........(*_*)
Author kezthehammer
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#29 - Posted: 10 Mar 2010 14:53
when you used to love cafe world on facebook but now everything has gone moldy
Author RUN4FUN
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#30 - Posted: 12 Mar 2010 06:50
Used to run4fun...probably should change my nic to poker4fun but im afraid i will get arrested for solicitation
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