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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 05:57 - Edited by: CMwonka
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Welcome to Willy 'The shrink' Wonkas couch
''Welcome everybody, please take a seat on my couch,lay your head back,
relax, now then,
tell me about your problem's,i'll do all i can to help,
please proceed''
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liam
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 06:43 - Edited by: liam
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i have needed to speak to a shrink for years,
my mam is really my dad,you see she had a sex change when i was 16. but now i have feelings towards men...am i gay...?
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 06:57 - Edited by: CMwonka
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WOW WOW WOW
My first client...mmmmmmm
Where do i start.....?
first and formost, your mam's/dad's sexual encounter has nothing to do with your sexuality, its in your jean's.......!!
secondly, if your not sure your totaly gay, (maybe just a little bit)
well i know a 'geezer' called susan, he's quite parcial to baldymen, he may be able to help.....
hehehhehehhehe
your freind
''the shrink wonka'
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CMhappyali08
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 09:42
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i neeed help 2!!!
I have fallen in love with some1 on the site should i mix poker with pleasure??? please help!!
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Bento
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 11:05
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Dear WW,
I mocked GM with 'Yuck Fou' on one of your essential threads. Now a guy (?) named Freespirit is calling me a reincarnation of GM and calling for my nuts adn an IP ban. I am innocent (to the extent anyone is)...guilty only of a lame post.
Do you believe in reincarnation? Do you think Freespirit actually has a crush on me and is acting out accordingly? Should i reciprocate his blood lust?
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 12:35 - Edited by: CMwonka
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dear cmhappyali08.
oh dear, oh dear
are you telling me you have falling in love with a cartoon, that sits around the table with you.....?
if so do find popeye sexy....?
BUT
if you have falling in love with the person behind the cartoon, then good luck to the both of you, and yes certainly mix poker with pleasure.
best of luck for the future,
your friend the shrink
willy wonka
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 12:44 - Edited by: CMwonka
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dear mr bento.
i have noticed the post in which you mock gm,
and may i add i to was a bit concerned weather or not you were the father of gm, or his reincarnation.....
you must understand feeling's are a bit low at the present, so people are worried that the one called GM, may return....
as far as freespirt's feeling's towards you, well believe me he is a good law abiding citizen, married with 3 kids,if he does have a crush on you well who am i stand in the way of feeling's for a man to a man....
if he does not have feelings for you, may i introduce you to liam, in the privious post.....
last but not least,please stay on this site buddy,we need comic's like you....
your friend the shrink
willy wonka
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CMhappyali08
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 13:11
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thanks willy!!!
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gamester
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 13:30
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sup doc wonka lol
as i lay here on the couch thinkin of what you sayin to me i does actuall come to me that i have a problem..........
once i was at tescos gettin some food and a cupple of drinks plus munchies (you know how it is lol) well when i came to the check out there was this woman in front of me singin bat out of hell by meatloaf she sounded like a drownin fish lol.......... anyway when it actually came to her payin for her things (6 big trollys full lol) i now noticed she was singin candle in the wind by elton john but it was way worce than the first song she had sang lol omg if any of you was there you would never want to do shoppin again lol but anyway this woman walks off completely forgettin her shoppin all 6 trollys so here i was pullin those trollys like the ppl do takein them back to the trolly pary held by a peice of string......... after tryin to find hr i see her in the car leavein the car park so..............
was i rong in havein all 6 big trollys to myself or should i have took it all back to the store?
ok ok ok i lied about all that lmao as you can see my real help is where to find me brain in the mornin i jus keep losein it lmaoooooooooo
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 13:43
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dear mr gamester,
i have thought long and hard about this, and i am, in my professional opinion concerned but i have came to the conclusion,, your wierd......lol
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your friend the shrink
willy wonka
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CMhappyali08
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 13:48
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i agree with willy
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 13:59
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thank you happy ali..
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CMhappyali08
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 14:00
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no thank you!!
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Bento
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 14:01
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thank you, i will look for your bill
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gamester
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 14:01
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lmao yeah weired i know but more on a serious note its kinda the same as alis lil prob here......
theres some1 who i really like on this site...... im not 1 for bringin out my probs to be fair but here it goes lol
i have met some1 on here an got on really well an all now as you can tell yes i like her more than like in fact its that i do love her to bits but there is 2 things that worry me and as follows :-
no 1. is the distence
no 2. trust (not for me as i completely trust her with my life)
those are the only 2 things that worry me the person who i love knows this already an i would like jus a lil help on this 1 to lets say ummmmmmmmmm set both our minds at rest cause sometimes it is a lil panic with her knowin what i was like before she knew i really liked her
so doc wonka this help would be good for the both of us really if you can maybe i been sily you can tell me as it its if you want i dont get offended or anythin like that as you be the doc :)))))))
tc an be safe buddy
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 14:01 - Edited by: CMwonka
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for you bento its [imgs= ][/imgs]
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 14:14 - Edited by: CMwonka
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mmmmm......ok gamester
so your smitten i see,
i am starting to wonder what kind of site we have here,...
this person is'nt called ali by any chance...?
i dont think you have been silly, maybe just a bit quick to fall in love....
if you love this person, distance is not a problem,
as for trust, i take it she don't trust you fully, were you a bad lad in your privious life, were you a charva.....?
but all in all, love can conquer and overcome all problem's..
stick with it buddy,if all else fails,you have the job as a trolly monkey in tesco's to fall back on.
your friend the shrink
willy wonka
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CMhappyali08
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 14:16
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sooooo funny
he he he he he good 1 wonka love it
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chipleaderish
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 15:15
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Urm, my girlfriend cheated on me last Thursday...
Now, I wouldn't ask this normally.. but.. should I be annoyed?
The reason I have to ask is because she cheated on me with another girl!!!
Should I be pleased or angry? lol
HELP WILLY!
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 15:29 - Edited by: CMwonka
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mmmmmm dear chipleaderish.
cheating is cheating my friend, no matter who or what she slept with, male or female, horse or sheep, or what ever....
it depends what road in life you and your lesbian girlfriend want to take.....
ok picture the scene...
your both walking down a long road, hand in hand, you come to a fork in it,
left..: you both stay happy and monogamus, then join the marriage grave yard forever the end.....!
right.....: let her see as many women as she want's as long as your there watching, you both live a happy and exciting life together...
your choice........
sorry i cant be more help
your friend the shrink
willy wonka
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gegs12
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 15:51
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Dr Dr i keep thinking im a pair of curtains......
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gegs12
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 15:53
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Dr Dr im a 2ft high water dispenser....im not a tall well
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Bento
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 16:25
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Dr. Wonka,
Can u fit me in last Thursday and may i bring my own couch, as i do not want to get wet from gegs?
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gegs12
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 16:27
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pull yourself together man
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ynot12
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 16:58
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Dr, Dr, my haemorrhoids have flared up like a couple of strawberries..
Don't panic sir, I've got some cream for that.
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gegs12
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 17:02
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Dr Dr people keep ignoring me...
Next.....
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CMbigblind168
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 17:32
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dr, dr, i think im starting to liek hersey choc. more then wonka!
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BALDYMAN
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 19:12
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Dear Dr. Wonka,
Can you help? My willy is the shape of a space ship.
Although I'm not very happy at least my wife is over the moon.
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VACAN23
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 23:10
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DR. i keep dreaming with midgets, sand and rope .. any advice ?
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 23:22
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you guys are mental.....
guess thats why your all here though.....
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