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CMwonka
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 23:29 - Edited by: CMwonka
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dear vacan23...
its more than a forum couch you need,
you are beyond the help of willy wonka...lol
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DarbReturns
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# Posted: 2 Mar 2008 23:33
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yes yes i see Mr. Wonka.............. hmmmmmmm
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smackthat
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# Posted: 3 Mar 2008 02:37
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no offense i think ur the mental one wonka
lol
a funny mental person
who wuld think that exists
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CMbigblind168
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# Posted: 3 Mar 2008 07:23
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IM NOT MENTAL!
i just am starting to like hersey and need some theropy...
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Mar 2008 09:02 - Edited by: CMwonka
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ok cmbigblind,
your therapy starts here,
when did you start loving hersey..?
also you clearly state in ''block caps'', your not mental, denial is the first sign of guilt my friend,
so really you are subconsiously telling your self your round the pig'in bend.......your kooooookooooooo buddy
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liam
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# Posted: 3 Mar 2008 10:07 - Edited by: liam
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Thanks willy,i will watch out for the man geezer/susan, he may be able to help with my confusion.......lmao.....lol.
you are one crazy dude..
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Bento
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# Posted: 3 Mar 2008 11:58
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after the first two free sessions, can i pay half price because of a split personality? ..really, i'll only b half there anyway
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 3 Mar 2008 15:03
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mmmmm thats deep my friend,
so one of your presonality is bento,
who and what is the your other personality......?
is it ziggy-star-dust......?
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if so yes you can have all session's half price....
lmao...
your friend friend the shrink
willy wonka
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CMbigblind168
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# Posted: 3 Mar 2008 16:25 - Edited by: CMbigblind168
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well when i first started to like hersey, must have been when they bought reeses, i love reeses so good!
then i bought my first hersey bar, its gone down hill from there, now i barel buy wonka ):
Now am starting to think (tears start to come out) the only way u can get me back is by start making peanut butter cups... or kill hersey.
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chomsky
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# Posted: 3 Mar 2008 18:59
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Dear Colleague, Dr. Wonka:
Having assessed your assessments it is my assessment that you require further assessment of the following patients: bigblind, smackthat, liam. Gamester may require excessive medication and the brilliant Bento, institutionalization.
Your own fixation with chocolate is easily explained by your posture and a likely third trimester encounter with Cliff Richard.
Dr. Noam
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Bento
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# Posted: 3 Mar 2008 19:08
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i applied to be ziggy, but both star-dust and marley were taken.
..alas, my second persona is a pair of pants, so i fear my discount is in doubt..i may see if Dr. Noam is taking new patients...
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 4 Mar 2008 00:37 - Edited by: CMwonka
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dear mr bento,
please please do not, and i repeat do not go to Dr.Noam, you see my friend i have it on good autority, he is a sex pest, all he wants is to get you on his couch and play games, like hide the sausage, or last one in the shower,pick's up the soap....... he should be struck of the list,(if there is such a list)......
me think's he really is Cliff Richard...nuff said
your good friend
the REAL doctor
willy wonka
hehehehehehe
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Bento
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# Posted: 4 Mar 2008 06:51
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your theory on Dr. Gnome's real identity is truly frightening
i will take my pants to you for fear of Cliff Richard trying to remove them
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Corvette59
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# Posted: 4 Mar 2008 15:05
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Dear Dr. Wonka~
since I have started playing, i have had an intense craving for an everlasting gobstopper.
I go through a five lb. bag of ice every nite due to the swelling alone.
please advise ASAP! respectfully, Corvette
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chomsky
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# Posted: 5 Mar 2008 09:04
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Dr. Wonka, if I may, you seem to be unable to offer timely advice to some urgent pleas...
Dear Corvette59:
You are welcome to join me on my couch. I specialize in intense cravings and offer humungous gobstoppers in the waiting room.
From my observations of recent table 5 role-playing, I am convinced that you induce much more swelling in various young males than you yourself experience. Bring the ice and we'll address the issues deeply.
Dr. Noam
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Corvette59
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# Posted: 5 Mar 2008 11:53
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Dear Dr. Noam,
Thank you for caring enough to step in and tell me what I needed to hear.
I'm afraid that all these winter months of storage and being alone under cover were partly to blame. When I swapped out my old gray filters fro sheer lacy new ones, I may have overheated my small engine multiple times.
I will try not to rotate my tires in front of an audience or speak of how intense my headlights feel when they warm up.
I apologize to any domestics or imports I may have been naughty with. Oddly, when my mechanic smells of vodka, the fumes sometimes affect my desire to finger check my oil level.. for that, I am so ashamed.
I admire all those who can resist the yearning for a huge gobstopper and hope I won't be judged too harshly for my weakness as of late.
with gratitude and lubrication, Corvette
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 5 Mar 2008 12:01
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lol....Dr.Noam,
To what depths are you willing to stoop,to gain new clients....?
For your information, I have been extremley busy trying to free a trapped fat gentleman, who unfortunatly had a jack russle trapped on his man bits, he's not sure how it got there,but said it felt nice until it started barking.....
Dear corvette,
Please please stop with the ever lasting gob stopper, as you may not be awear of the extremly dangerous side efects. you see as Dr.Noam said as your sucking it, you are inducing more swelling in the youth,hence causeing a chemical reaction in all young men that have not yet hit pubity....
This is why i had to withdraw the 'everlasting gobstopper'' after my first film....
your friend the shrink
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chomsky
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# Posted: 5 Mar 2008 15:37
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Dr. Wonka
Good luck with what I suspect is your autobiographical crisis. No doubt, the poor terrier was chocolate dipped.
My Dear Corvette
What a marvelous and well-oiled chasis I imagine you to have. I'm sure your crankshaft position sensor must also be in fine order. Alas, public your shame has improved my own viscosity to the point where all my pistons are once again firing.
Thank you, next three sessions are on me.
Dr. Naom
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Corvette59
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# Posted: 5 Mar 2008 18:42
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Dear Dr. Naom~ I see I've scrambled your trailing radius rods.. oh dear me.
I have such a checkered past.. I was dating a dipstick who was a secret tranny, so you see why I might hesitate to discuss waxing products without a secret code of sorts..
I suspect you are a brawny Hummer.. I myself was always more of a screamer once eased into 4th speed.
I you have paid attention at the tables, I either use my upper or lower A arms during competition. I don't think I'll discuss my torque preferences due to previous blown engines..
Since I have the anti-roll equipment, I guarantee you will not suffer the ill effects of nausea while I shift down slowly..
regards, Corvette ( a fan of the equine riders club, and hoping to someday meet my match with a 620 hp dark brooding model)
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BustinVegas
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# Posted: 5 Mar 2008 19:27 - Edited by: BustinVegas
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Yo man, Im pretty mad at this CM who told me I could be a CM and said if i got 5 votes he would make me one. I did and He told me i could be one (as seen below)
# Posted: 4 Mar 2008 21:19
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and with that,
good night, CMbustinVegas
What should I do? PS he is a patient of yours
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CMbigblind168
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# Posted: 5 Mar 2008 20:28
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bustin i under stand ur anger at me, and u have every right to be angry at me,
but i wanna point this out, i got a lot of abuse at school and what not, so u can post my name in anger, i really encourage it.
i know im not wonka, but ill give u my msn and throw ur anger out at me.
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MrOrange
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# Posted: 5 Mar 2008 20:40
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bustin vegas
CMs have no power
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 6 Mar 2008 00:35 - Edited by: CMwonka
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dear MrOrange
i must strongly disagree,....you see after i do the willy dance
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this happens...:::::
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SUPER WONKA.....!!!!!
hehehehehe
your friend
willy wonka
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 6 Mar 2008 00:40 - Edited by: CMwonka
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dear BustinVagas,
Firstly please edit your post and take the swear word out....!!!!
(or the boss will ban you my friend).
secondly please read the reply by Emil, he says there are going to be no more mods.....sorry.
anything else i can help you with you know where i am,if im not in, well im sure Dr.Naom will come up with somthing...(weather i want him to or not...lol)..
your friend the shrink
willy wonka
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Corvette59
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# Posted: 6 Mar 2008 11:09 - Edited by: Corvette59
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Dear Dr Wonka,
I am obsessed with Dr. Noam for the oddest reason. He mentioned avionics last nite, and I find myself hood over wheels in lube. He had no idea that invoking the great and powerful Ivan Sikorski was my secret buzz word.
[b] I have to seek out a rotor but alas, none are operated by batteries that I am aware of.
Please don't label me a freak. This is a passion I have longed for more than you know.. I guess my only relief is adjusting my Bose system. Do give the good Dr. my regards.
I am down to a 5/30 weight now, but will try to keep up my strength.
primed and powder coated just in case, Corvette
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 6 Mar 2008 11:51 - Edited by: CMwonka
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i certainly will.........
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LOL
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CMtoxy
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# Posted: 6 Mar 2008 12:22
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willy will we all get free chocolate @ easter :O) plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 6 Mar 2008 13:20
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yes you do my friend, every one of my clients gets a free easter egg..
and this one is for you....
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willy wonka
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CMdutchhill
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# Posted: 6 Mar 2008 13:50 - Edited by: CMdutchhill
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now where did that rabbit get the egg from???
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CMtoxy
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# Posted: 6 Mar 2008 14:04
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awwwwwwwwwww ty Mr Wonka :o) :o) :o)
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