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kimmy
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# Posted: 12 Jun 2008 09:34
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hehehehehe soooo soooo funny....
Are you sure? Because Sister Smurfett seemed convinced that was true (look in her confession booth) lol
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 09:39
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Ok now I don't know who to believe... I quote from Sister Smurfett
dearest kimmy i can not lie it was hovis who told me but he showed me the picks of them together and they wear very close to the truth please except my deepest apology and i'll shall only find the in fo out for my self befor i say anything
Also she said this
well hovis said that the wedding was good but didn't have any pics of it so i don't know if it is true hunny but he said that it was a forest wedding and not he was the one to witness it
So what do you have to say for yourself? hehehehehe
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 11:19
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kimmy
my sweet, may i just say yes we were close, we were having a coffee late, and the paparazzi were all over us....
but close as in the touchy feely sense....NO NO NO.
I'm a one man woman or is it a woman man......? mmmmm whatever
please don't believe this sister from hell, she is in cohorts with diablo...
hehehehehe
WW
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kimmy
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# Posted: 13 Jun 2008 12:03
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God I feel really confused now... I think just to be on the safe side that umpa lumpa needs to be sacked
hehehehehe
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nutcase
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# Posted: 14 Jun 2008 12:34
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blame hovis not me hunnny it's not my fault
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kimmy
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 01:33
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Dr wonka
It's been a while since I last came to see you.
So here goes....
I'm worried that my hubby is still lusting after the one called "the purple beast"
It's really playing on my mind.. PLEASE HELPPPP!!!!
hehehehehe
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 04:34 - Edited by: CMwonka
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WOOOOO HOOOOO
I'm back, hello there Kimmy.
mmmmmmmmm
I can put your mind at rest Kim, willy wonka does not crave or lust after the ''purple beast' any more.
I can assure you this, because every evening he comes here, and we have a chat for 8 hours a night...!!!!!
Yes he may tell you he goes off to work, but he does not......
he comes here, lye's on my couch and tells me all the ''disgusting' little things him and 'the barney' used to get up too.
BUT we are making good progress, please stand by your willy, he loves you, even more than that T-REX ....
ONE WORD OF CAUTION though, because of the progress made, i implore you not to mention that he comes here, he is a very complex character.
Doctor wonka
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kimmy
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 04:41
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Has he really?
WOW i'm surprised to hear that.
So ermm I guess that's where all the cash is going then? How much are you charging him an hour?
I thought he was sneaking out & buying the "purple beast" gifts because he was feeling guilty for leaving him!!
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 04:45
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I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
as for my bill, well that's complicated, lets just say,
have you seen a film called ''indecent proposal''....?
because he has not payed a penny yet, and the bill is running into thousands...!!!!!!
but lets get willy wonka sorted out first, then we will discuss what you need to do, OPPPS i mean how much you need to pay....
your friend the shrink
DR wonka
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kimmy
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 04:51
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ummm that doesn't sound very professional Dr wonka.
I think I will be getting him to sack a few umpa lumpa's so he can start saving up to pay his bill then.
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BarneyTheDinosaur
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 08:28
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I think this is the right door.
{knock knock}
hello doc!! I have come with a big problem.
You see this guy that was hunting me down thinks he got rid of me, but that was just someone I hired to pretend to be me...
any who I have come seeking my lost lover I have heard he comes here. I need to win him back from his evil wife, she don't like me, I don't know why...... everyone loves Barney.
Can ya help me doc?
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kimmy
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 12:54
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Dr wonka.
I have heard stories that "the purple beast" is back!!!
Is it true???
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 14:10
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AHHHHHHH mr ''purple beast''
Well what can i say...? if i treat you will this be classed as a conflict of interest...?
But for now i will do my best, We have been told that's it willy wonka that has been lusting for you, but i see it is the other way round,
You see my Barney, the one you lust is happily married, i have worked extremely hard with willy wonka to help him forget about you, you must return to the funny farm in which you came from.
plus if you stick around, how the hell an i ever going to ''get payed'' so to speak.....?
surely there's a nice dip-la-docus you could breed with....?
Dr wonka
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 14:12
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Unfortunately Mrs kimmy, he is and all i can do is say sorry, we must keep this from Mr willy wonka.
am i getting payed yet...?
Dr wonka
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BarneyTheDinosaur
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 14:19
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but but but he loves me, he doesn't want her!! he told me so when i got him drunk.
if you help me i could pay you?? i haven't got any cash though i spent it all running away from that evil man.
please doc you're the only one that can help me.
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 14:26
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Please calm down sir, was it love or was it lust...?
Willy wonka is so happy with Kimmy, you must and i emphasise, you must not pursue the feelings you have in your loins...
let him go, let him get on with his life, and please don't look at me with those puppy dog eyes, I'm a straight professional doctor.
Dr wonka
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BarneyTheDinosaur
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 14:31
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it is love. ask him when you see him.
he tries to deny it to everyone but he knows who he wants. he's only happy when he's with me.
i will get him even if it will take me the rest of my life.
but if he doesn't want me, are ya sure my puppy dog eyes can't tempt you?
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 14:43
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MMMMMM, your eye's are hypnotic and yes you are kind of attractive in a strange kind of way,
BUT STOP, i can not have an affair with my client, your quest for loving the willy MUST STOP...!!!!!
He now has children with kimmy, he even has a goldfish, (but kimmy is the mam of that one, that's a whooooooole different story).
I must not allow you to be my patient any more, i must ban you from entering my practice.
now please leave my cosulation room, and keep away from willy and kimmy.
Dr wonka
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BarneyTheDinosaur
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 14:48
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but but but doc 
i guess i will go and drown my sorrows then and plan my next move
thanks for nothing doc
{walks out thinking, hmm ways to kidnap my love}
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kimmy
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 15:31
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errrmmm payment??
You will have to see willy about that Dr wonka, all of my cash goes on the babies. willy has loads of cash hidden away.
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shaunieboy
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 16:51
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man i need help, I can't get a royal even the queen turn me down and the jack, Charles, no thanks hes a man I have no king but at least i feel ace well 10 out of ten ain't bad please help
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krazy1
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 17:00
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i will find u Mr. Wonka
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 17:03
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krazy1
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
lmao
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krazy1
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 17:04
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Willy xxxxxxxxx come here luv
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krazy1
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 17:10
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come to the pub willy and look at my new leather.....u may like it....hehehehe
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krazy1
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 17:25
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willy my friend here u go u want a confession i will give u one.......i luved u....u broke my heart.......i respected u......u ripped that apart.......now u dont want me happy......u broke me luv.....u took all i had away......i gave all my things to kimmy only to find a new lease on life.......find willy and make him pay!!!!!!!!!!! Dont worry krazy still luvs u only this time krazy wants u to hurt too......i gave u all....even fixed my luvly godson.......oh yea he hate purple put him in it and see what happens.......so my luv beware and luv me back
xxxxxxxxxxx
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shanaghy
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2008 20:36
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im goin on my little forum rants lol dont mind me.... i usually do this like once a month..jus go made comentin in every topic. just continue on wit ya couch...pretend i aint even here lool :D
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 03:18
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BarneyTheDinosaur
lmoa lmao lmao....
krazy1
mmmmmmm,
I am awaer Mr willy wonka loved you, but he told me in strict conference, that your bedroom scared the living day lights out of him, but please mark my words, he does look upon you as a mother figure now.
so i think if you and the ''daddy'' should refrain from hunting him down...
he needs love and support at a time like this, you see kimmy is a frisky little minx, and she is killing him......
Dr Wonka
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 03:20
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shanaghy
I think we need a chat as to why you feel the need to post everywhere, do just need acceptance.....?
my diagnosis is.....
you have forum turrets........
Dr wonka
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 03:26
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Dr wonka
Have you spoken to willy about getting your cash off him yet?
I can't ask him about it cos you said not to let him know that I know he's coming to see you.
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