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CMwonka
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 03:32
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mmmmmmmmmm
Never thought of that, valid point...
Tell you what, go behind the curtain, strip off and will check you over.
you probably haven't got anything wrong with you, BUT its better to get the once over...
Then we will forget about the bill.........!!!
Dr Wonka
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 03:36
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OMG Dr wonka you're a shrink not a GP!!!
Either you ask willy for the cash or I will tell him that I know he's been coming here & I will also tell him what you just asked me to do!!
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 03:41
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erm erm erm
I'm sorry, please don't tell any one especially willy , or i will be struck off...!!!!!!
if you forget about what i said, i will forget about the bill.
that sounds fair to me........yes..?
maybe just a little kiss before you leave...?
Dr Wonka
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 03:45 - Edited by: kimmy
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hmmm
Ok but any more advances then I will have no choice. I don't want to see you lose your job, you're a great doctor (when you're not trying it on with your patients wives) & you're doing wonders with willy.
He's actually singing when he's in the shower again & it's not the Barney song either woohoo so I think that is major progress.
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 03:54
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good good good...
PUKER UP...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hovis
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 04:50
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Dear Doctor, I have been neglected by my master. He makes me work all hours and the only way I can gain his affection is to dress up to please him.
Under this purple costume I have to wear women's clothing and grrrrrrrr SUSPENDERS! How can I get him to recognise the Umpas for themselves?
Yours Humpy the Lumpy
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krazy1
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 09:39
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he needs luv and support........what about me???? He shatters my heart every time......he thinks it is funny......my bed room is not that scarey......he broke me no one has ever been able to break me. If he needs luv and support then he needs to quit running!!!!!!!!!
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krazy1
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 10:42
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and besides why are u on his side.........oh i forgot this is HIS post mot mine.......give me time just a little more time.........
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 11:36
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Humpy the Lumpy
Mr william wonka does not neglect you or any of your kind, if it was not for you little umpa's, well william wonka would be nothing....!!!!!
You see Mr wonka is an entrepreneur, he must spread him self about a lot, he must give love to all,
When i next see him, i will ask him to give you little ones more respect and attention.
But please don't let that distract you from wearing suspenders, as long as you feel happy within your own little orange body, you should wear what you feel is right. Break free from the mold...!! Burn your jock straps..!!! live the dream...!!!!!! (maybe i should stop there)
Dr Wonka
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 11:41
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krazy1
Please come and lie down on my couch,
I get the feeling you are also feeling neglected by willy..., But willy does not do this on purpose, as he says he Love's you and looks up to you and hovis like grandparents.
surely that's enough love for anyone....?
Tell you what, why don't you go behind the curtain and strip down to your undies, i will give you a free examination.....!!!!
Dr Wonka
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hovis
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 12:08 - Edited by: hovis
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You want me in my undies or krazy? Oh what the heck I am game lmao
Come on big boy, chase me hahaha
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 12:14
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hovis
When i first your reply i was a little taken a back, yes it was krazy as i was on about, but then i thought......
well in for a penny in for a pound sugar...lmao
Dr Wonka
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shanaghy
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 12:44
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y is she always pimp slappin the air? lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 14:57
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Dr wonka
I come to you with new worries.
Oh my, I don't know where to start!
UMMM well I am worried for willy's life, you see krazy & hovis are hunting him & i'm worried that if they get hold of him well..... It may not be good!!
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krazy1
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 15:18
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tell him to fix what he did on u tube kimmy.....he has to fix this......and fix me........
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kimmy
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 15:26
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krazy you shouldn't barge in when i'm trying to speak to the Dr, this is supposed to be private!!
lmao
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krazy1
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2008 15:31
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shoot all he want is to get in both our pants luv.......
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kimmy
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 01:11 - Edited by: kimmy
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lmao
Well krazy Dr wonka won't get anywhere with me, already threatened him that I would tell willy if he made anymore advances towards me.
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krazy1
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 02:31
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good luck.....off to the pub krazy beam awaiting
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kimmy
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 03:08
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Dr wonka.
I was wondering if you could speak to willy about fixing what he done to hovis?
krazy said that's the only thing that will save him from the torture & torment that he has coming to him.
Please Dr I don't want to lose my hubby.
lmao
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hovis
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 03:27
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Dr wonka save your breath.........I have spent far to long on the graphics for the post, Willy will probably love it anyways hehehe
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 06:03 - Edited by: CMwonka
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kimmy
mmmmm do you think it may help William's cause...?
I personally feel Mr wonka has crossed the line on this one, he not only offend hovis and freespirit, but he also broke krazy1's heart. But if you think it may help him, then i shall have a word..
going back to krazy1's rather rude comment about pantie's, that was not my intention, i am a respectable member of the ''shrink society'', i would not jeopardise my position because of two women that lust after me as a doctor.
You both must control your feelings towards me, I'm not that kind of man, so I'm sorry if you both misread my actions as sexual advances, frankly I'm shocked.....!!!!!
I think i may need a cuddle, would you like to cuddle a doctor, im gifted..?
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ynot12
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 06:06 - Edited by: ynot12
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DOCTORS NEVER LAUGH!
the Doctor replied 'Of course I
won't laugh, I'm a professional.
In over twenty years
I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had
ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of
a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
then fell laughing to the floor. Several moments later he was
able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't
know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a
gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what
seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Bob replied.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 06:13
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You could try & speak to him Dr wonka but I am now beginning to think it's too late for him.
ERMM feelings towards you?? I am a married woman trying to save my hubby, you are the one trying to act like a GP to sneak a peek!!!
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 06:14
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ahhhh the legend that is ynot12, thank you or your post.
lmao lmao lmao
lamo lamo
you have brought a smile to a shrinks face, BUT i think the doctor concerned has breached patient confidentiality.
lmao lmao
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 06:19
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kimmy
Sneak a peak.....SNEAK A PEEK.....?
How dare you Mrs Kimmy...? you come in here, scantily clad and ask me for help, then you accuse me of sexually advances...!!!!
What is this world coming too.......?
i will phone william now.
You sure you don't want me to give you he once over, in a medical sense....?
Dr W onka
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kimmy
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 06:25
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Dr wonka now you listen to me you are not qualified to perform a medical "once over"
You are hired to help willy not try to eye up his wife!!!
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hovis
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 06:43
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lmao ynot
Yeh Dr Wonka don't you eye up little Kimbo, that's our job. She used to be easy on the eye till she visited you, now I have to put my hands over my face and peak through my fingers.........and it's quite scary.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 10:15
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OMG hovis now that explains why you cover your face all the time!!
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hovis
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 12:21
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pmsl trust you, I love a smiley lass but smart? hmmmmm you are good.
I got your new msn pic and you look great! But how come your cupid lips and salacious smile opens wide and spits like a striking cobra? 
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