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kimmy
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 12:36
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hehehehehe
Ahhh I can't tell you my secrets hovis.
But damn you for getting that pic in here, now Dr wonka will see it & start wondering!!
lmao
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hovis
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 12:42
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Dr Wonka will be smitten, are you sure he is giving you advice or drooling over his couch?.............The cleaner has said after your visits "I don't have to use a bucket when kimbo has been, I just mop up using the puddles"! 
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kimmy
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 12:50 - Edited by: kimmy
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Well hovis he's been giving advice aswell as trying to act like a GP...
Hmmm come to think about it I did see a puddle next to him & he kept wiping his mouth, didn't think much of it at the time but now it all makes sense.
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hovis
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 12:58 - Edited by: hovis
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Hmmmm, you didn't get him excited by wearing that leather dress from your old shop did you? thats a lot of drooling! Even I had moist lips last time you wore it.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 13:06
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lmao
Noooo I didn't wear that.
I keep that one just for willy now.
hehehehe
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hovis
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 13:17
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It must be getting old now? I wondered why I seen willy getting "Leather renovator cream" from shop! I didn't believe him when he said it was to improve your completion lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 13:32
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hahahahahaha
Yeah it is getting a bit worn out now lol
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hovis
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 15:27 - Edited by: hovis
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lmao Who you kidding? worn out? Looks like you put on 30lbs since you bought it and the leather looks as supple as the time you won the pub limbo dancing competition, remember when willy saw you for the first time? The time he ran upstairs and tripped on the top step and pole vaulted out of the bathroom window.........
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krazy1
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 15:29
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hey hey i am the only one who is to wear leather.........
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 17:15 - Edited by: CMwonka
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Dear Kimmy,
BOW CHIK A WOW WOW.........
I have just heard William wonka has ran off with the mayor of Uganda....
He specifically asked me to look after you, also he said i have to look after your womanly needs..........
also you must treat me, not as a doctor, but as a lover......
i know this is hard to understand, but they are his words, honest....
Dr Wonka
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 17:18
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hovis
Thank you for enlighten my thoughts of Kimmy..........
hopefully i will be able to help her through her hours of need, OH how I'm looking forward to those hours of need......
Dr Wonka
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krazy1
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2008 17:22
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where is wonka dear dr??????
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kimmy
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2008 02:51
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OMG Dr wonka.
I do not believe you, my hubby would not do or say such a thing.
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kimmy
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2008 14:19
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So Dr wonka please explain to me why you are lying to me about willy?
If he left me I would never go with another man, so what would you gain from it???
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krazy1
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2008 14:22
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nope she would join the krazy club and wear leather all the time and torchure all men cause they deserve it hehehehe
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kimmy
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2008 14:24
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lmao yep that is true krazy hehehehe........
I am waiting for your explanation Dr wonka..
You wait until willy hears about this, he is not going to be happy!!
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hovis
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2008 15:46
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Torture all men? Hmmmm I think broke back mountain seems like a good idea all of a sudden.......lmao
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kimmy
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 03:27
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pmsl hovis
Awww what's the matter... Are you scared of a couple of women? lmao
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 05:21 - Edited by: CMwonka
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Sorry I've been very very busy, I've had Gordon brown in here for two days, hes been photographed with a 25 stone dwarf, I've tried and tried, but he wont show me the pics........
So Mrs Kimmy, you would turn to the krazy1 gang, leathers and all.....
well lets just hope willy never returns, wow what a night i will have, Kimmy krazy and the doctor....!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Going back to William wonky, i have herd, that he has gone to ''Ibiza'' to a party full of naturists,
SOOOO shall us three start our party........????
Dr Wonka
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kimmy
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 05:28
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No Dr wonka I demand you find my hubby.
You are supposed to be helping him to save our marriage!!
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 05:32
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I'm trying tooooo........
You see, if William wonky thinks you and krazy are going to ''have fun'' with the doctor, he may come running back. You see there is logic in my thinking.....
And if he doesn't then just enjoy it...
Dr Wonka
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kimmy
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 05:37
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Nooooo Dr wonka I do not see logic in this madness.
I will not buy into your mind games, you may be smarter than me being a shrink & all but I will not give up on my hubby.
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 05:49
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Listen Mr's Kimmy, don't put yourself down, don't insult your own intelligence, you are smart, and a beautiful young woman.
Its not mind games, it makes sense.....
He will no doubt get jealous. and he will come running home from Ibiza..
I'm not asking you to 'give up on your hubby', I'm asking you to ''go on a break''.
what is there to loose....?
Dr Wonka
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krazy1
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 05:50
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omg i cant believe u......no way!!!!!!!!! Kimmy will not and neither will I........where is my whip
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kimmy
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 05:53
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It does not make sense.
You are asking me to cheat on willy... I will NOT do that to him!!
We have been through too much with people trying to steal us from each other I will not let a Dr even though he is quite hot *clears throat* ermm ermm sorry ermm oh that's right.. You will not come between us!!
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 05:54
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krazy1
Oh come on, tell you what,
lay on my couch, tell me all about your life, tell me all your desires, tell me all your secrets, tell me your needs, tell me your wants......
I may be able to help you.....!!!
Dr W onka
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krazy1
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 05:55
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oh no ur not gonna trap me in this one.....and to think kimmy told me to come here want to play with the red head devil????
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 05:58
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kimmy
coming between you and William, well that just sounds wrong......!!!!!
oh, oh, OHHHH i see, OK then you win...
i will ring William now....
HEY krazy, wanna party with a shrink....?
Dr W onka
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krazy1
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 06:00
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a shrunken what dr????? u cant handle this.......
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2008 06:04
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MAYBE NOT Mrs krazy1, but it will kill me trying.......
and OH how il try........
i have costumes........
and candy floss........
and biscuits.......
Dr W onka
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