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CMwonka
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# Posted: 7 Mar 2008 14:18
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dear stumpy

what do you think.....?

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hehehehe

willy wonka

stumpy
Member
# Posted: 7 Mar 2008 14:27
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its fat baldy man from fed

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 7 Mar 2008 14:40
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hahahahahahha,

hello buddy...

CMtoxy
# Posted: 8 Mar 2008 20:07
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wonka hun i got a screen shot of lambrettas royal if i send it u via msn will u post it i dunno how to put pics on here thanks

MINX xxxxxx

BustinVegas
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# Posted: 8 Mar 2008 20:35
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Yeah man i got a little question, You know what its not a question its 2 words.... FUCK U

CMtoxy
# Posted: 9 Mar 2008 11:18
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silly little man i dont hink u could help that 1 wonka :O)

LAMBRETTA225
Member
# Posted: 9 Mar 2008 11:39
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bustinvegas DO NOT SWEAR on forum please if my memory serves me right you wanted to be a CM well. CM do not use that sort of talk on forum or tables

CMlambretta225

Petey149
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# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 15:50
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bustinvegas really does need ur help mr willy wonka

Petey149
Member
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 15:51
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he has anger issues

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 15:56
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i think at times he's just miss-understood, he need a hug from willy.....

CMdutchhill
Member
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 16:14 - Edited by: CMdutchhill
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how about fetishes, Dr wonka????

can u help?

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 16:35
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@ CMdutchhill

im concerned as to why you need help on your fetishes,or is it me you want as part of your fetishes........?

have you got a fetish of men who wear purple suits, walk with a pimp stick and leads a gang of orange modgets..? if so then..HELLOOOOOO

any chance of you been more specific in your problem.....?

CMdutchhill
Member
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 16:36 - Edited by: CMdutchhill
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ok...

here goes and i hope you SEE my problem..


CMdutchhill
Member
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 16:39
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i am sorry if i have offended anyone,but i am a card bigamist

thats my fetish

CMdutchhill
Member
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 16:41
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i hope i haven't offended anyone,if i have i am sorry

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 16:42
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OH MY LORD... OH MY.... OH MY

dear DR.cmdutchhill.

please help i think i have the same fetish as you......

lol...lmao......lol......lmao

CMdutchhill
Member
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 16:43
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hehehehe

hovis
Member
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 16:52
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I felt a bigger titty going all in against ynot!

pmsl dutch

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 17:28
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to the sun news paper dear mr willy wonka my name is sexylady do u like my name ? am ginger 5"2 smell of B O whats smells so bad got hairy legs and arm pits got a thing with razors you see i cut my little man in the boat off a few years back since then carnt even look at a razor carnt seem to get a bloke but loads of offers from women can you help fix me up with a hunky guy or even a tip or two on were am going wrong your freind sexy xxxx

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 10 Mar 2008 17:44
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could u do your willy dance for me while i wait for a reply and weres my easter egg

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 11 Mar 2008 01:55 - Edited by: CMwonka
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just for you sexy......


im always here if your that much in need of a man honey.....

free chocolate......(thats got to tempt you)

hehehehehe

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 11 Mar 2008 14:26
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lol lovin it xxxxxxxxx

Bento
Member
# Posted: 11 Mar 2008 15:04
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Hey Doc, I think Simon Templar (The Saint) might be your grandfather. He danced just like that in the opening credits. Do you have any 8mm film of his dance?

Your patient, Bento

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 11 Mar 2008 15:13 - Edited by: CMwonka
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mmmmm simon templer....

you know bento you could be on to somthing there my friend,my granny was a bit hot back in those days, plus even now every time there's a family wedding,she struts her stuff like that all over the dance floor,and shes 97 YEARS OLD.....LOOK.



i wonder...........!!.
(willy drifts off in to very disturbing thoughts of his granny).......

Bento
Member
# Posted: 11 Mar 2008 15:33
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Thx Doc...sorry to wake you from the reverie of your granny playing cards with the bossom triplets pictured above...

I need even more of your help, if you would be so kind: I attempted to start a light new thread called Thread with Blunt Point. I was unsuccessful in inserting the punchline pic: (http://www.stitchingcards.com/images/needle-thread.jpg)

If you feel I am ready to know the formula for this, pls. share. If not, could you pls. post it for me in that thread? Thank you, oh chocolate one.

Petey149
Member
# Posted: 11 Mar 2008 15:42
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lol
willy
u wierd wierd man
lol
hahahaha
u always makes me laugh
i always look a forums posted by u

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 12 Mar 2008 01:35 - Edited by: CMwonka
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well thank you petey149,but im not wierd, i just say what you all think, hehehehehe

bento, lol

the pic you wanted, even i failed you my friend...im sorry....

but i kinda figured what u wanted,hope you did'nt mind my friend.....?

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 13 Mar 2008 10:31
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dear mr wonka would u recomend a make over for my problems as ive now ran out of chocalate and now am board again

CMwonka
Moderator
# Posted: 13 Mar 2008 16:19 - Edited by: CMwonka
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ah sexylady, welcome back.....!!!

did'nt think you could stay away from willy for to long........

ok come in to my office, put the ''do not disturb'' sign on the door, go behind the curtains and take your clothes off pleeeeease.........when your ready for your examanation by willy, then give me a shout....

i'll be waiting over next to my desk, .....


hehehehehhehehehehehehehehe

sexylady
Member
# Posted: 14 Mar 2008 09:57
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am ready am ready hurry haha evil laugh

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