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sexylady
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# Posted: 14 Mar 2008 13:13
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sexy (((( gets body paint out of her bag ))))
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 14 Mar 2008 15:11
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OH MY ....OH MY....
MMMMMMMMMMMMM....!!!!!!
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sexylady
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# Posted: 14 Mar 2008 16:54
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do i need a spoon?
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 14 Mar 2008 17:13
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i need a bloody cold shower...................
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sexylady
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# Posted: 14 Mar 2008 17:21
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lol
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sexylady
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# Posted: 14 Mar 2008 17:22
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tryed to help u on your (plz help me ) post lol
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ynot12
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# Posted: 14 Mar 2008 21:35
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Willy, I couldn't help but notice your efforts following "the big ban" with getting names together in threads and passing on to emil etc. Although I wasn't banned myself, I still wanted to make mention of it and thank you.
cheers
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 15 Mar 2008 07:19
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well thank you very ynot12, thats very kind, Emil and all the mods and cm's seemed to pull together to try and get the site up and running as fast as possible..
but once again thank you for your kind words.
willy wonka
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 15 Mar 2008 07:46 - Edited by: CMwonka
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@ sexylady
Ok my love, i have thought long and hard about your problem,
firstly:
lets start with your ginger hair,to be honest i like ladys with ginger hair,its kinda like chocolate, BUT to get your self a hunky guy you must dye it airplane blonde,(blonde hair, black box)..this will attract more of the alpha males that you crave.....
secondly:
you really need to get that ''BO'' sorted out, as you have found out, all your going to attract is some butch lesbian, with the words LOVE & HAT tattooed on her knuckles, (she has one knuckle missing thats why it says HAT instead of hate....).can i recomend some thing along the lines of ''CK1'', this may help.....
third:
iam concerned about your ''hairy legs'', i can see why your jumpy around razors,but please honey 'thats not a good look''(unless you live in certain parts of Greece),may i recomend 'Imac' wax treatment. it may sting a little but the results will be worth it....
last but not least:
if you follow my three tips, you will have men throwing them selvevs at you, the fire which burns in your body will be extingished by a hunk......
please check the before and after photos......
BEFORE......
AFTER......
DR.Willy Wonka
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mod92
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# Posted: 15 Mar 2008 07:49
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dear mr wonka,
as a clinical phsyciatrist for many years now, and may i add,a recent member of the school of poker 4 pleasure; can i just say what a wonderful service u are offering here. there seems an obvious need 4 your talents!
if,however u feel the pressure is to great,may i offer my services to all the younger female members for free,and i would endeaver to please them in any way i could wanngle! and remember, there are many paths at the bottom of the mountain,b ut the sun always shines at the top!...eh!?
yours Dr lustyprod age 79.
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 15 Mar 2008 07:57
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well thank you doctor,
thats so nice to see, a member of my line of work offering his service free of charge..god bless you my friend.
please feel free to have your input at any time on this thread, (but dont forget im the boss!!!!!!!!)hehehehe
DR willy wonka
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mod92
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# Posted: 15 Mar 2008 08:07
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gottcha dude.
yours faithfully etc.......
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sexylady
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# Posted: 15 Mar 2008 08:10
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just swinging by waving my hair loving the new meeeeeee make sure wen we at the table to feel free to feel my leg (tell me what u think )
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sexylady
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# Posted: 15 Mar 2008 08:12
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or and bring a spoon if u stoping love your best trun out yet sexy (all down to you willy )xxxxxxxxxx
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sexylady
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# Posted: 15 Mar 2008 09:50
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what size are my boobs and did you make me any taller ?
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 15 Mar 2008 12:56
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well sexy
(willy feels sexylady's leg) they are very smooth, i like it,th imac must work welI...........
your boobs are a nice 38DD but very firm.....
and your taller comming in at a staggering 5'9.....
also i have had to replace your saggy bot, thats nice a firm now.....(instead of the saddle bags)..hehehehehehe
you like......?
your cyber lover
DR willy wonka
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sexylady
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# Posted: 15 Mar 2008 13:17
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i dont like i loveeeeeeeee we will have to saddle up some time
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sexylady
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# Posted: 15 Mar 2008 13:21
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i realy hope you dont look like the bloke in your post HELP ME PLEASE lol
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sexylady
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 16:45
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appointment needed hun wen you get a min
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sexylady
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 17:06
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hi dr willy thx for seeing me at such short notice
what it is this time is there a chap named hovis i seem to love beening around him but HE makes me be bad
he also been to see the doctors they told him to stay away from me but he carnt dont no why
he ,s also started doing strange things two like hes got this nipple thats a little hairy and he keep chasing me a round table 6 with it hanging out
what can i do as i love been around him but now i think hes the one that needs the help your freind sexy xxx
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sexylady
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 17:40
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bad as in realy bad like naughty bad bad lol xxx p.s he also siad you make be bad to !
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CMovergame
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 18:00
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theres too much interesting material to get through this forum. i cant seem to find the time or energy to do so......
as sexy lady puts it...Cute Mama Overgame
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sexylady
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 18:18
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am the only(one ) cute mamma lol
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CMovergame
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 18:20
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everyone wants to be like me *sigh*
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 23:28 - Edited by: CMwonka
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dear sexy-lady.
it seems your urges for a good slice of hovis are overwhelming, you must not ,and i emphasize you must not give in to this man,
you see sexy lady people from the west side of the uk are a bit strange, unless you wear a woolly jumper and bleat like a sheep, hovis will loose interest after your first sexual encounter. and as far as running around table six,please refrain from this activity,somebody may get hurt.
what you need is a good chocolate wizard, who's good with his hands,and treats Lady's with respect, please look at the pics below, who would you like to spend an evening with in front of a log fire......?
1.
2.
look at the tounge baby, look at the tounge..!
willy wonka
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CMovergame
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# Posted: 27 Mar 2008 00:02
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wonka you do not have a viable solution to my problem. your services are dismissed.
do not be fooled by the west side of england sexy lady..for it is where the best of the best of us reside. (youre 'Cute Mama Overgame'..as you put it)
what wonka states is a mere facade to deter the likes of wonka and others..need i say more? working fine so far.
wonka mentions you have urges for hovis..chocolate..and men who respect your every whim...and so i agree..with the no running around table 6..i guess what he is trying to say is..you may run into someone..fall on them..and crush them to death.
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CMovergame
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# Posted: 27 Mar 2008 00:11
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british humour..ignore my post its not for the -(something) minded- (i cant seem to think of the word) lol lmao all part of the jokes lollll
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hovis
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# Posted: 27 Mar 2008 06:04 - Edited by: hovis
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Sexy! willie wants us both! Do not take his advice he only wants to lick your Easter eggs and spread a little chocolate on my french stick.
lmao ww
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sexylady
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# Posted: 27 Mar 2008 09:19
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carnt get that tounge out of my mind lol and as for the licking my Easter eggs not a problem lol got plenty of spoons now nicked some form morrisons lol
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CMwonka
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# Posted: 27 Mar 2008 10:47
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 crazy people lol....... but i love you all..
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