It's been announced this morning that Digginzzzzzzzzz is to open a new poker school on TFPR, for those of you who wish to emulate the great lad at the tables... and for a lucky few there will be masterclass's not only in poker, but in kebab munching and window licking... There will also be a one off class by the master in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, LMFAO and OMFG WTF Dude!!
A schedule of classes will be posted in the near future, when he gets off the potty and his mum gives him permission ........



This exclusive was brought to you by the TFPR's roving reporter Ting Tong makadingdong..

hahahahaha Lmao so funny Dev

dev for once youve created a classic , that is as funny as it gets

For those of you new to the game of LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL poker, here is a brief rundown of the best hands:

Royal LOOOOOOOOOOOL: OMFG WTF DUDE LOOOOOOOOL wheres my kebab, I've wet myself LMFAO

LOOOOOOOL Flush:OMFG OMFG WTF Have to lick a window LOOOOOOOOOL

Four of a kind:OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG

Full House:OMFG WTF DUDE LOOOOOOOOOL LMFAO

Flush:LMFAO I just peed myself LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Straight:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WTF Dude

Three of a kind:LMAO LMAO LMAO

Two pr: WTF WTF OMG OMG

Pair: OMG OMG

High LOOOOOL: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ALLIN

Please send me a scholarship application.

I'm pretty sure I can eat a kebab in one mouthful.

lmao great post, pmsl

omg dev this is sooooooo funny m8 xx

Due to phenomenal demand Diggsy has decided to market a range of poker merchandise... Top designer for Primani Ting Tong Likemydingdong has been commissioned to produce this merchandise and has currently completed two award winning designs that will shortly be available to the public...



Advance orders have rocketed to the unbelievable figure of 3, and although many knowledgable observers believe Digginnzzzzzz has acquired the whole collection for his prvate wardrobe, a source close to his mother has hinted that this is not the case because he needs to remove all of his empty kebab wrappers before they will fit in there....

LMFAO LOVE IT M8

looooooooooool wtf wtf dev you really need to get out m8 ,this is nearly funny

hehehe soooo funny dev

i really needed this, you made me laugh hun thanks

lol dev ur a git

very funny thread!

Just released.... From award winning footwear designer Ting Tong Bootylicious, The new must have footwear for pre-pubescent poker players in awe of the great digginzzzzzzz..... As worn by the master at every DM and GM he has played thus far...

dev you need help m8 , but i need it more ,does the mighty digggzzz collection include incontinence pants , if im playing a tourney or heaven forbid a league game and i need to go ,,,,,,, well dont want to let the team down ,its ok when warm but after that ..... please digggzzzz HELPPPPPPPPPP

WWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFF u thinks thats funny BRO...hahaha Ryan if I book a lesson will the first one be how to go all in? or the special tactics of the Bingo player.
And I bet for refreshments it's Polish Milk shake...wink

Man I keep coming back to this thread, its so funny and puts a smile on a face that lost it. Ty u Dev love it m8 :)

Thanks dev,,a welcome retreat,,,,and Diggs for bein a great sport,,,,lmao

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS WICKED BUT WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT ME ??? MAYBE PORTO/ANDREW SHOULD HAND YOU HIS NAME SUPERBENT ??

Paul you old Deville that was truly brilliantly masterfully wonderfully funny and worthy of an OSCAR

From the archive of diggsy's past comes this previously unseen cctv picture of the digginzzzz learning to play poker from his father.....The Legendary "Don mitcham git"....

Oh Dev m8 i am wetting myself now....brilliant

This material wouldn't have been out of place twtwtw

A satirical masterpiece.

Congratulations

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AT THIS THREAD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOOOOLL , PMSL...LOOLOOLOOOOOOOOL, WTF DUDE........this is a HALL OF FAME thread for sure!!!!!!!! luv ya diggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PLEASE DONT STOP LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO

nice thread Dev, you just tickled another old man ;-)

Deville I was wondering what graduation ceremonies for the Digginzzzzzz school of Poker were like, and what past alumni looked like. I'm considering enrolling my grandchildren, but they haven't mastered their looooooooling....but as soon as they do...we are headed for enrollement!