
HuggerMugger, or as he is known in the reserved and private atmosphere of the sensitive England Pats family " The Muggle", has hit the rarified atmosphere of the Karabuyu galaxy.... Like a shooting star he has rocketed past the 10 million chip mark with no controversey such as BJ or securicor chip robbery casting a blemish on his record....
This shy, retiring, reserved character who is an enigma waiting to happen, has pledged to donate his next 17 chips to charity... charity being a lady of the night whom he met on a rare visit to his local public toilet when she offered him a nibble of her bagels for a few chips... being a sucker for nice couple of bagels Muggle couldnt refuse....
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