Dimps It probably was me, as Swamps was out on the town with his mates........no and he's not the one with the white suit ....... hehe.

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He who hesitates is constipated.

knucks

If you drill a one inch hole in the front of your refrigerator you can then check the internal light switches off when the door closes, thus ensuring that you save electricity......

If you drill a 1 inch hole in Devs head,you can see into the fourth dimension and watch the armies of whackovia wage there battles,,,,,,,,,

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hehehe John.....that is defo swamp in the middle in the white trousers....I would know those handcuffs and baton anywhere!!!

Contemplate this:

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

"Remember that you are unique.
If that is not fulfilled,
then something wonderful has been lost."

Sylvia.......(*_*)

Save time and money on buying a book to write down all your friends telephone numbers...
Have a free telephone directory delivered, cross out all the names of people you dont know...

L.O.V.E isn't about the Hugs and Kisses, The I "love you", the I "miss you" Its about the butterflies you get just thinking about them...

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.

Sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

The greatest thing in the world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are moving.

Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.

Any day that you wake up is a great 1.

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. (*_*)

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Grandparents have so little to achieve but so much to give.

Live the life you love

Love the life you live

Oh, and drink lots of alcohol !!

2, 4, 6, 8, dig in, don't wait.

dinner time swamp?...dont forget your bib....

I hope you will find this as thought provoking as I did.

To realize:
The value of a sister/brother:
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
Who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
You can share it with someone special.

To realize

The value of a friend or family member:

LOSE ONE.

I've learned -
that it's hard to determine
where to draw the line
between being nice and
not hurting people's feelings
and standing up for what you believe.