Tim was at school today and the teacher asked all the kids what their dads did for a job.

David yelled "Fireman," Johnny shouted "Carpenter",Andrea said "Plumber" ...... but little Timmy kept his mouth shut - so the teacher asked him 'Timmy what does your father do for a job'

Timmy looked at the floor and mumbled "My dad dances in a gay club and takes of his clothes for the men. If they pay enough, he will go out with a man, rent a hotel room and sleep with them."

The teacher sent the other kids out to lunch and took Tim aside to ask if that was true.

'No' said Tim "He plays football for England, but I was too embarrassed to say."

Hehe, good one.
(actually he plays baseball for the Boston Red Sox and he was too embarrassed to say...)

LMAO G. I think that was the answer from most pommy kids. :-P

LMAO Graham

OR........."He plays Aussie Rules for the Brisbane Lions, but I was to embarrassed to say"

:-) xx

OMG Dimps, your in trouble now little lady.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Trouble?....me??...and thankyou for the little lady bit Swamp...LOL!!......Just couldnt resist...Grand Final come September Western Bulldogs vs Collingwood...What a game!! I suggest Graham becomes a black and white supporter NOW.... hehe..

Go the Doggies !!!!!!!!!!

You don't know your colours very well hun....black & white you know....

:)

Since when is black or white a colour? lmao

what are they if not a colour??.....hmmm...ummm...and you get to work Swamp...what am I paying you for??....:))

Work! Pay! You mean I am actually earning a $ or 2! Sweeeeeeeeet When can I collect my wages? And where? And how much? Is it in $Aus or TFPR chips? :P