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Stand up comedy- topic 2 {war films}

 
Author DanielD
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#1 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010 14:25
Here are some lines that you wouldnt hear in a war film:

1.WE HAVE CRACKED THE GERMANS COD... it turns out that they were sending messages in.... German.
2. To escape this war camp guys we are going to have to make a clever, witty and cunning plan.. My idea is to sit out and wait for the war to finish.
3. I can't feel my legs.... that's because your arms have been blown off.
4. I'm saving Private Ryan.... money on his car insurance.
5. Sarg we lost connection to base... lets just fly home then.
6. Sir we are surrounded...offer them something.... would any of you guys like to exchange numbers?
Author TripleX
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#2 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010 14:29
The English won the war against Germany.... No they didn't, the referee didn't see it.
 
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