Here are a few lines which are sure to make sure that you don't have any last minute nerves or to settle you down:
1. Doctor: I will be doing your surgery today sir dont worry I'm qualified...... Patient: Doctor I'm over here... Doctor: oh sorry.
2. So if you would like to pop your clothes next to mine.
3. I have great news your going to live.... for about a week.
4. WOW this xray is the healthiest I have ever seen........now lets compare it to yours.
5. I only offered you these drugs because I will get a free pen for giving you them.
6. I can't see anythink with your shirt on dear you will have to take it off... ok how does that feel... how about this..... HOW about thisssss..... |
