Here are the most unlikely line to finish a Harry Potter film or book:

1. Don't worry Harry I know the perfect spell to help you... clamidia disappearo.
2. Harry always thought he would be killed by Voldermort so imagine how he felt when he was told it was actually HIV positive that would end his life.
3. I'm sorry Harry... I'm having a baby... and it's yours said Proffesor. McGonagall.
4. Sorry Harry no post until next year the Royal Owl Mail are on strike AGAIN.
5. Voldermort with all his power raised his wand and pointed it at Harry. With all his power he tried killing Harry but Harry called 118 118 who helped him escape in a black hummer.
6. The chase for the snitch was on to win the last ever Quiditch World Cup Harry is just about to catch the snitch but because he never went to moneysupermarket.com his broomstick was out of insurance so the game was called off.